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Scanning the show now, quite a good showing from everyone. I GOdrea for her crazy promo antics. EBONY~!

Crippling = ratings! Didn't you see Kibagami vs Edwin?

In a moment of shock and horror, I'm in semi-agreement with Dub Cee's question. Do 'retired' people get their finishers on this list? Particularly because if we make a return, and some newer character has our finishers, why should we be obliged to change them if our character had them first? I doubt a "who does the finisher better" feud would bring in the ratings.

THE BELL TOLLS FOR THE LAST TIME? SWF Superstar Quit/Released From Contract? An SWF.net Exclusive The former Smartmarks Wrestling Federation World Champion, the "Hell Machine" Janus - also known as Terrence Bailey - apparently departed the SWF immediatley following the conclusion of the main event of the SWF Pay-Per-View Ground Zero. Sources are inconclusive as to whether he was fired or simply broke contract, but from reports from other superstars and road agents, the titanic Australian apparently has no plans to return to the SWF in the near future. SWF.net was unable to get an interview with the former World Champion, who unlike most on the roster, has a gimmick that matches his real life personality. Anti-Heel Machine or Hell Machine, it has been revealed Terrence 'Janus' Bailey has legitimate mental health problems, and some speculate this has gotten out of control and forced him into psychiatric care. Other rumours include legitimate heat with several backstage talents, most important of which is the 'new' Commissioner Alexander Zenon. When contacted for comment on the departure of one of the main eventers of the company, Zenon declined to give an interview, instead simply stating that it was "His life." and "He can spend it as he sees fit.". However he also added that he wasn't sorry to see the Hell Machine go, and when pressured about rumours of legitimate heat between himself and the Australian, Alexander Zenon refused to comment. Several other superstars expressed their opinions on the matter, some of which are transcribed below. Toxxic (SWF World Champion): "Despite what are apparently legitimate problems, the big guy was always a great worker. Maybe he'll be back one day, and I hope he is - after all, I still haven't beaten him one on one." Dace Night: "When he came into this federation I thought he was just another big worker, but he proved me wrong time and time again. I wish him luck in any future endeavour, and maybe we'll meet under better circumstances in the future." "The Superior One" Tom Flesher: "Though I didn't train him directly or anything, I was the one who found him and gave him the idea of joining the SWF. It's always a shame to see a guy you brought in go out, but sometimes you just have to do what you want to do." Is this the end of the big Australian's career? We hope that it is not, and maybe we'll see the familiar white trenchcoat sometime in the future. Until then, keep watching the SWF.net and the Smartmarks Wrestling Federation. The SWF.net Writing Team --- ---- --- I've been half-assing it since winning the world title, ladies and gentlemen (no-showing two - three now? - main events is kind of a telling sign) so I need a -really- long break before I can be interested in the SWF again. I'll probably be back sometime in the future, because as you know, no one ever truly leaves the SWF. So I'll be around, just not active. Hoohah.

Short-ass comments from the short-ass Aussie! Not sure if I like TBS winning the Mall Brawl. More people should've written. Manson retains, but we'll see if Davis dethrones him eventually (Y) Waiting on part two of Maddix/Johnny, but I'm crossing my fingers that Maddix won. Dace is the NEXT contender to the World Title! Hoorah Mr Fucking Night! \m/ MARK IS ON THE ACTIVE ROSTER!? *has a heart attack* Evil bastard, King. (Y) Was rooting for the Bird and GOdrea, but 42nd Street edged them out and retained. I'm interested to see where this argument with Mike/Todd/TMM regarding who the 'real' champs are will go, how it'll affect matches. Big ups to Toxxic for becoming World Champion. *congratulatory screwdriver*

SWF.net Newsflash: Stryke no-shows his own birthday.

I saw that in the newspaper two or three days ago. Made me snicker. First thing I thought of was the fed.

.... you son of a bitch. I -need- those spirits, dammit. *stalled right after the entrances* Ain't looking good. *cry*

*whiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR* *runs over Rando VERY SLOWLY with the buggy* *WHIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr.......*

I did mine back in the JL without ANY floor plan research at all, so do whatever the hell you feel like, dude.

MAIN EVENT TRIPLE THREAT, WORLD TITLE BOUT, TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS Janus© vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© vs Toxxic ~ I'll have to vote Toxxic here, even though I'm writing. The force is weak. TAG TEAM MATCH TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT 42nd Street© vs Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman ~ 42nd Street rules, but Bird and GOdrea to win, because Mike is inching closer to J&R's record and we can't have that. TRIPLE THREAT NUMBER ONE CONTENDER BOUT; SUBMISSIONS MATCH Jamie Drazon vs Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night ~ Sweet jesus. I'll back Lezaire here. SINGLES MATCH ICTV TITLE BOUT Johnny Dangerous© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~ LAAAAANDOOOON, LAAAAAAAAAANDOOOOOOON SINGLES MATCH USJL TITLE BOUT Manson© vs "The Icon" Max King ~ The PokeIcon Max Kingler! HARDCORE MATCH HARDCORE TITLE BOUT Martin "Big Country" Hunt© vs Sean Davis ~ Davis, because he wants to be teh FORCE that Janus is. SINGLES MATCH Ced Ordonez vs Munich ~ CED to DDR Munich to death. SINGLES MATCH ??? vs Candace ~ Huh, two ???s on one card. Mmm... the ??? wins here. Talk about double duty. MALL BRAWL V Austin Sly vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart vs Edward James vs Petey the Irish Penguin vs Ryan Dustin vs ??? ~ VLAAAAAAD! And you will ALL make it hard on this ???, you hear me?

*starts writing* Z, stop giving me that look.

There's a reason that Judge always carried a Maglite with him and -didn't- want to meet Janus in a dark alley. Proof that having a mental problem = heat.

You should find something crappy and squash-like from me in your inbox.

Figured I should say this myself. It's pronounced "Yanus."

No showing. No real reason. Yep. Me. No showing. *implodes universe*

Not show related, but it had to be said. "I actually have to write a match!?" -- Tokyo X

MOST HEAT~ Me > Tom. *retires*

MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs Toxxic (Special Guest Commentator: Janus) ~ Anyone's game. ICTV TITLE BOUT LANDON'S DISGRESSION STIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Johnny Dangerous ~ Prepare for Landon! TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT 42nd Street©* (Todd Cortez & The Masked Man) vs Spike Jenkins & Sean Davis * = Not 'official' champions ~ 42nd Street. Come on. It has TMM. SINGLES MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Dace Night ~ Oooooo. I'll back Lezaire. Because I can. SUBMISSIONS MATCH Jamie Drazon vs Alan Clark ~ JayDee. Assuming he shows. FATAL FOUR WAY USJL TITLE #1 CONETENDERSHIP "The Icon" Max King vs Munich vs vs Manson vs Ced Ordonez ~ Huuuuh.... I'd go with Mr Munchie or CED here. HARDCORE TITLE BOUT Ryan Dustin© vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt ~ Dustin with the retainingzors. SINGLES MATCH The Birdman vs Andrea Montgomery ~ Andrea, for being the only person in the fed who in real life is shorter than I am. SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart ~ Vlad vants to kvick your vasssss!

Cheer up at least a little. It's Clark taking the insanemurderousdeath head bump you're both panicking about.

I blame Ebony for setting a bad precident. -Z I suppose you mean precedent, Z? And hey, Ebony's far more over.

Bloody hell, I walked right into that. Y'all are assholes.

I can't think of anyone who could play Janus. Sizewise or personality wise... And I doubt there'd be someone with both qualities, unless someone enlightens me.

MAIN EVENT HANDICAP MATCH Janus vs Alan Clark and Edward James (the WAYWARD SONS!) ~ (GOdrea) I predict that people with good matches will win over those with bad matches (Hollywood) Janus, prove Drea wrong by letting Rando and Flik beat you! SINGLES MATCH FOR THE USJL CHAMPIONSHIP Masked Man vs Todd Cortez ~ TMM is TMM, but I think I'll back Cortez here. SINGLES MATCH ALSO UNDER CRUISERWEIGHT RULES "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs Ced Ordonez ~ KILL HIM CED! MANGLE HIS BONESES! KEEEEEELLLL!! That said, Flesher. SINGLES MATCH Manson vs "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart ~ VLAD! VLAD! VLAD! TAG MATCH Ryan Dustin and Johnny Dangerous vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~ Mixed peoples goodness, and I back the heels to win and pick some outrageously unfair stipulations. SINGLES MATCH Toxxic vs Jamie Drazon ~ MURRRRRDER HIM, JD! BREAK HIM INTO LEETLE PIECES! .... that said, Toxxic. SINGLES MATCH The Birdman vs Petey the Irish Penguin ~ Petey. Because he's an irish penguin. HARDCORE MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Rob Gilbert ~ Lezaire~! Has flair~! And no underwear~! Go ACE! SINGLES MATCH Sean Davis vs Dace Night ~ Ex-Trinity pride in teh Dace Night. SINGLES MATCH FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~ Austin to pummel Spike.

I really should make comments here, what being the world champ and all. But I suck at match analysis and description, so I offer my usual congratulations to the winners and Nelson 'haw haw's to the losers *And now, back to the 3.4k so far main event of Smarkdown writing*