

janusd
Members-
Content count
940 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Blogs
Everything posted by janusd
-
SWF SMARKDOWN, APRIL 19th!!
janusd replied to 5_moves_of_doom's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
*shoots Jake for his insubordination against the Lord and Master* -
SWF SMARKDOWN, APRIL 19th!!
janusd replied to 5_moves_of_doom's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
Instead, things get cross-referenced, like finding Irish and Unknown Warrior and Axis/King references in your RECENT matches, mate. -
SWF SMARKDOWN, APRIL 19th!!
janusd replied to 5_moves_of_doom's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
.....Sweet merciful baby jesus. *cracks knuckles* Let's rock. -
If this roll carries me through the triple threat on Lockdown, MY freaking jaw will drop. (Y) Oh, and a question for Toxxic, did I get your character right in my match, considering he's a 'rule abiding' heel and the match was no DQ? Oh, and you BETTER be selling that arm next show, beeyotch.
-
a) Triple threat tag? Titles on the line? >_< This could get ugly. b) I WANT THE NEW GUY'S STATS. NOW.
-
Congrats on the win, Austin~! Zenon's not a happy camper and later in the show we got bone-chilling confirmation in the form of one Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami! Woooooo! Silent's back! Of course, he lost to Clark and probably wants to murder the entire population of a random third-world country because of it. The House of Todd manage to sneak one over Flesher and Annie! Danny beats Grappler! I continue my ridiculous iron-clad takedown streak by defeating Toxxic in the strap match to get the ICTV title! Double champeen, baby! Woooooo! Discuss the show. \m/
-
PROMO: They look so goth damn like the same person
janusd replied to AnnieEclectic's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
Ooooo, tension between the Onita sisters. Ann hates the Taamo, Allison digs the Taamo. Should be interesting to see how this affects the tag match, and the working relationship between Tom/Annie/Allison. Who'll hate who by the time the show's done? *Dramatic Chord* *disclaimer. This comment was made solely to save my penis from genital mutilation* -
Yee-ouch, man. Good thing to hear you haven't got a concussion. Hope you feel better after your day or two of rest.
-
MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH, NON-TITLE Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "Deathwish" Danny Williams SPECIAL GUEST COMMENTATOR: "The Notorious" John Duran ~ DAN-E! DAN-E! ICTV TITLE BOUT STRAP MATCH Toxxic© vs Janus ~ Toxxic's quite capable of taking this if he tries. But then again, I could win too. No real prediction. TAG TEAM MATCH Ann "Ichiban" Onita/"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs The House of Todd ~ The Number Ones. MYSTICAL MYSTERY MAN MATCH SINGLES MATCH, NON-TITLE Alan Clark© vs ??? ~ Like Tom said, you NEVER bet against the Question Mark Man. HARDCORE MATCH Dace Night vs Insane Luchadore ~ Daaaaaace (FUCKING!) Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Trinity Pride! USJL TITLE BOUT TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Stryke© vs Edward James ~ Stryke. Because the character hails from Australia too. SINGLES MATCH Johnny Dangerous vs Aecas ~ Trinity Pride! REGGIE! ....err... Aecas. XD SINGLES MATCH Jacob Helmsely vs Austin Sly ~ I'll throw my hat in on the newbie Austin. Show us what ye can do! \m/
-
I'm turning Zed into a furry by osmosis?
-
I'd like to see Toxx try and drag me across the ring to hit the turnbuckles if he's out of reach Funness!
-
With a loud *BANG*, a door swings open. Framed in the doorway, looking mildly disoriented, Terrence Bailey stumbles into his usual travelling apartment, tossing his bag down on the bed. Tossing off his trenchcoat and gloves, the Anti-Heel Machine makes his way into the bathroom, where he turns on the tap. Splashing cold water into his face, Bailey grimaces and runs his hands over his face. ~Crow did a great job of stirring him up, and then...Smarkdown, jesus. He had far too much fun stirring up the interim commissioner. What's his name...Zenon. Christ...I might have to go back to Frood.~ "Hey." The calm voice makes the seven foot Australian pause. Water dripping down his face, he slowly and hesitantly lifts his green eyes to the mirror. His reflection stares back at him - with arms folded and blood-red eyes. Terrence shakes his head with a grimace and rubs his eyes, muttering. "Don't do that." "Do what, Terrence? Attack your precious bird? Freak out that little whiny bitch of a commissioner?" his reflection responds calmly. "You KNOW what I mean." Terrence growls. "Oh, of course. You mean completely fucking with your head and taking over when you don't want me to, don't you?" "Frood said..." The reflection in the mirror - Janus, no doubt - unfolds his arms and stabs a finger against the reverse side of the mirror. Terrence twitches nervously, almost guiltily, as his psychotic alter-ego stares at him. "Frood can eat a Knuckle Bomb next time I see him. We can't work together, Terrence, you know that. Tell me, how did you beat Wildchild for the tag belts?" "I...I... don't recall just how..." "I have two words for you: Hell Crush." Terrence shakes his head, pressing his hands over his eyes, and then rubbing his temples. His reflection continues to stare at him ominously, and the seven foot Anti-Heel Machine puts his hands down on the edge of the sink, staring down the drain as the maniacal alternate personality continued to talk. "Every important win you pulled out hasn't been because of you, Terrence. It's been because of me. You don't really hate me..." Janus purrs. "You're a maniac..." Terrence mumbles. "...a maniac that YOU have been using as a WEAPON, Bailey!" Janus snarls. "You can't defeat anyone on your own anymore! Only I can give you the power!" "Hey...FUCK YOU!" Terrence shouts back, rearing back his right hand and slamming a Knuckle Bomb into the mirror. The glass shatters and fragments, and as the Anti-Heel Machine pulls his hand back and nurses the injuries caused by breaking the mirror, he stares at his reflection. Those red eyes stare back at him, and Janus speaks one more time. "Terrence Bailey... you need me." And then the voice of his psychotic alter ego is gone, leaving Terrence slumped against the wall of the bathroom and nursing the cuts in his right hand. He almost has tears in his eyes as he stares at the fragmented mirror. But it's just his own reflection now...no shadow of the monster lurking within his mind. As he drops to one knee to search the cabinet under the sink for the first-aid kit, those words continue to echo in his mind. "....You NEED me..."
-
The HOLT Report on SWF Lockdown...
janusd replied to King Cucaracha's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
Supreme likes pudding. -
NEW NEW NEW NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT AHHHHHHH!!!!! *falls over dead* Ahem. A nice show, folks. Definitely the biggest in a while, with the IL/Toxxic mess definitely taking the spotlight, at least in my eyes. G0R0 makes an appearance to eat those dastardly no-showers, Dace will never live down being beaten by Clark, and Grappler retains. AND AECAS AND I ARE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS BAYBEE! AWWWW YEAH! Comment on the show. And discuss.
-
20 and legal, and completely alcohol free. I'm also 5'5, have a brown fur coat, and am pretty in a pink dress.
-
....bwahahahahaahahaha. "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..." Sadly, I think Chris Raynor has a patent on ripping off the HULK SMASH with "CHRIS SMASH!"
-
Pepsi tastes like figurative ass. *drinks Coke*
-
*takes note* Right, less exclamation marks then. Easily done. Though I think it's some part of me trying to capture the sudden and surprising impact of moves through text. It reads well in my mind, but not in everyone else's I see. I'm trying to work out just how to manage something like this. At the moment it's like they're both there, but there's no real reason or direction behind the personality shifts other than convienence. I need to do something about this. Any suggestions? (Preferably in private ) Comet was backing the Trinity, so as a 'rule', Riley had to back W&D. Besides, the reason he didn't cheer for Janus, in my mind, was because of the fact Bobby verbally fellates Duran, and we all know what Janus did to Mr Notorious' neck. *shrug* That's just me, though.
-
I'm sure it's been said already. They're the large bars you often see on the front of SUVs and other big 4WDs, and occasionally in the outback, you see them on utes. They're basically there as armour against a collision - commonly used in the outback, hence how it got the name 'bullbar'.
-
Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs. Insane Luchador! ~ I'll bet on Ichiban. Edward James vs. Blanka! ~ BLAAAAAANKAAAAAAAAAAAA! .... hey, I used him all the time back in the day. "Deathwish" Danny Williams and Dace Night vs. Toxxic and Jimmy “The Demon” Liston! ~ Ex-Trinity and Trinity pride! Deathwish Night to win. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. Stryke! ~ Tom, because I know his EVIL plans and they are....kinda EVIL OMGZ MULTIMAN MAIN EVENTZ~! Todd Royal, "The Notorious" John Duran, and Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews, “Coyote” Coy West, and Alan Clark ~ Jesus, there's one mixed up face team. And...oddly... I'm rooting for the Unnamed!
-
Isn't it 'baguettes'? And damn straight my Mall Brawl is better.
-
Hey, an actual reason to watch RAW.
-
Lockdown Predictions! Now with 33% more blood!
janusd replied to The Ill One's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~ I'll back the boring one to retain his belt. WINDOW PAIN MATCH Dace Night vs Alan Clark ~ Dace. KEEELLLLLLL! SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs Todd Royal ~ Duran. Or Todd. Whoever DOESN'T get their neck snapped. USJL TITLE MATCH CAGE MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Stryke ~ Coyjiro, baby. HAIL THE MULLET! SINGLES MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs Ann "Ichiban" Onita ~ Annie gets a default vote this time in celebration of Kat macking it with another girl. TAG TEAM TITLES Wild & Dangerous vs Aecas and Janus ~ *knuckle-crack* If I can pry the Hardcore Gamers Championship from WC's grasp, Aecas and I can do this. I understand everyone's lack of confidence though SINGLES MATCH Edward James vs Mike Van Siclen ~ Whoever writes. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH PHILADELPHIA STREET FIGHT, THROUGH-THE-SHOW BRAWL Toxxic vs Insane Luchadore ~ IL. Because he stole the Weedwhacker. -
IL broke taboo. He touched the Weedwhacker. The only response is DEATH! But still, a nice promo, man. For some reason, IL's 'treasure chest' of hardcore weaponry gave me a chuckle. Have fun writing your match and all that. (Y)
-
a) The "Holly Schett" gag b) OMGZ FINISHER WARRRRRRZZZZZZZ