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There's no conspiracy, no conspiracy at all...

Two Returning Stars... One Title Shot... Annie "Ichiban" Onita versus Janus Hardcore Gamers #1 Contender - No DQ ~ Annie's beaten me three times already. She's either going to do it again, or I can pull off something spectacular. Either way, this'll be fun to write. The Master Of Sickness... The Master Of Sin... Dace "F'n" Night versus "The Sinner" John Duran ICTV #1 contenders ~ Sorry, Duran, but you haven't got a chance in hell. GO DACE! A Man Possesed... A Man Betrayed... "Deathwish" Danny Williams versus Va'aiga No Disqualification ~ TRINITY PRIDE! ... wait, Va'aiga's ex-Trinity....uhm....err.....*flips a coin* MAORI! A Friendship Offered... A Freindship Destroyed... Bastion versus Xstasy Fall Count Anywhere - But with DQ's ~ I'll go for the big Bastion here, bud. Friends And Rivals... Enemies and Turncoats... Technicians and Monsters... The Main Event To End All Main Events... TOM FLESHER, THE BOSTON STRANGLER, WILDCHILD, AND JOHNNY DANGEROUS VS EREK TAYLOR, MICHAEL CRAVEN, "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD, AND EJIRO FASAKI! Eight Man Elimination Tag ~ I'll back Team Face here, just on principle. Sweet christ, this is going to be MOTN.

It's Annie vs Janus, take what, 4? Counting her run as Beezel... Annie, made any changes to your stats, or can I go off what's currently there? And... !!! WE'RE AT TEH SYDNEY SUPERDOME! HOMETOWN PRIDE~! And then there's the nitpicky fact it's supposed to say Terrence "Janus" Bailey. Guess I should have said that to Kingly

*buys a Leon Sharpe shirt* (Y) Happy b'day where-ever he be.

Now now WC, don't let your ego get too big. Faces aren't allowed to have huge egos.

PUT HIM ON THE BUS~!

It's not the 8th yet, Rando

.... Mwahaha.....ahahahahaa.......bwahahaha. GWAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHHAHAH! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* Right lads, who wants to start writing this?

(Y) @ almost getting the biggest pop of the night Boo @ being beaten out of that top spot by the lesbian These things rock, Dub Cee. (Y)

30th April 2004, Hell Machine Revised Edition! Notes! Stats! Intro! Smarks Board Name: janusd Wrestler's Name: Janus Nickname: The Hell Machine Real Name: Terrence Bailey Height: 7'2'' Weight: 360lbs Hometown: Sydney, Australia Age: 30 Face/Heel: Evil, Evil Heel. Stable: None Tag Team: None Ring Escort: None Weapon(s): The Equalizer Quote: "Confident. Cocky. Lazy. DEAD." Looks - Ring Attire Janus always wears a pair of black boots and long black leather pants. His body is proportinately muscled for his seven foot frame, and on his hands he also has a pair of black fingerless gloves. He has long, shoulder-length hair - now groomed and dyed just so, that one half is black and the other half is white. His eyes are back to bloody red. A small goatee graces his face, and a trio of long scars slashing across his chest completes his appearance. Looks - Backstage While backstage, Janus wears his usual black pants and boots, but drops the gloves and goes barehanded. He wears a deep purple shirt. It's usually covered by his latest clothing addition - an ankle length white trenchcoat that matches the white in his hair. On occasion, he will tie his long hair back behind his head to give himself a more dignified, but still monsterous appearance. Entrance The lights in the arena dim, and red lights begin to flash, in synch with an ominous, buzzing alarm. As the alarm continues to buzz out, indistinct red letters flash on the Smarktron, and a bell tolls ominously as the words resolve into... [sTATUS: RELEASED!] The chorus of Fear Factory's "Resurrection" echoes out over the arena, accompanied by a pair of spotlights that swing around the crowd as if searching. Blue pyrotechnics fountain from the rampsides, causing a rain of azure to sprinkle down. Consumed with memories... That preceded today... Given a chance to bereave... Life that's slipping AWAY! Janus comes stalking through the entranceway, trenchcoat flapping behind him. He lifts his arms into the air despite the noise from the crowd, and begins stalking down the ramp. As he goes past each pyrotechnic fountain, they go out. >Funyon stuff< Revive all my fears! Revive wasted tears! Revive void within! Revive once again! When he reaches the bottom of the ramp, the Hell Machine discards his trenchcoat, laying it on the steps and rolling into the ring. He rises to his feet with a grim expression, thrusting his arms into the air. Blue fountains of flame explode from the turnbuckles, and it is this that brings the light back up as the sound of "Resurrection" fades out. Stats Strength: 10 (You ain't no-selling anything this guy does, believe me.) Speed: 1 (Moves and reacts with precision slowness.) Vitality: 7 (Keeping your muscle tone up keeps you as resilient as ever) Charisma: 2 (Keeps his voice low and ominous, unless he gets pissed. Then he shouts.) Style: Still power-based. Signature Moves "Spinal Division" - Train Wreck** (Canadian Backbreaker Rack, squeeze the opponent once or twice, then drop to your knees, wrenching their back before dropping them.) Knuckle Bomb (A punch as deadly as the Rolling Elbow / Burning Lariat.) Chokeslam** High-Angle Spinebuster** "Thoughts In Chaos" - Airplane Spin to Diamond Cutter (Spins around, then swings their legs out behind him and drops with a Diamond Cutter) The Gore (straight line charge, usually comes off the ropes unless he's running clear across the ring) "Sydney Harbour Bridge" - Full Nelson Suplex** Gutwrench Falcon Arrow** (Gutwrench opponent into the air, turn around with them, and then sit out in a body slam piledriver) Common Moves Rolling Lariat "Everdream" - Implant DDT** Suplexes (any and all basic suplexes. Overhead, belly to belly, vertical etc.)** Headbutt Big Boot Gorilla Press Slam** "Crash and Burn" - Powerslam-Backbreaker (usually a running counter) Two Leg Folding Pin (Janus folds his opponent's legs over their head and pins their shoulders to the mat) Legdrop (standing or running)** Towerhacker Bomb (Torture Rack to Sitout Powerbomb)** Triple Rib-breaker Finishers "ADF II" - Emerald Fusion / Dreamer Driver** (Dace) Scoop them up over one shoulder like a Running Powerslam (Dace) Wrap your far arm around their body and your near arm around their head (Dace) Sit out and drop them on their neck (Dace) And in Kayfabe, stronger than the TD'91 "Hell Crush" - Arm-Capture Bearhug Variations Include Around The Ropes Around The Turnbuckles Around The Ringpost With A Chair/Barbed Wire With A Table With Rolling Belly-to-Bellys Swinging Rare Moves Frog Splash "Rage Unleashed" - Vertical Suplex into Sit-Out Tombstone Piledriver. Instant DEATH move.** This move means nothing but victory, and if he gets pissed he will pull it out. You better have a GOOD reason for kicking out, if you dare to. Notes 1) Any move marked ** can be done off the top rope if necessary. 2) All hurricanranas can be reversed into sitout powerbombs. 3) All crossbodys/moonsaults can be reversed into the triple rib-breaker or powerslam-backbreaker -- and occasionally the ADF II. 4) Fuck fair play. He will win by any means necessary. 5) Eye for an eye; if an opponent lowblows him, he WILL return the favour. Fiery and ferocious once more, Janus is a force to be reckoned with. Despite being seven feet tall and packed with muscle, the Hell Machine has a sharp mind. He knows psychology, he knows how to work a body over. He revels in causing others pain. However, there is a measure of control in his mind - he will not blindly murder everyone in sight. Cheered against heels, booed against faces, the monsterous Hell Machine has a strange duality about him, even if he's the dominant personality again. All signature and rare moves can be match finishers if executed at the right time or onto something like a chair or concrete. Biography Too Damn Long

And on THAT note, who got the subtle hint he put on the card?

You're welcome mate On another note, Crow noshowed his SJL debut and look where HE is. Fuckin' bird.

*cries at the no shows* On another note: GO AECAS YOU MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTY!!

I like it. Strangler looks like he may get his fire back without going berserk. Which is a good thing. Though for some reason I was expecting Edwin to call him "Stranglepants".

Bastion vs Judge Mental ~ Hmm. I like the hosses, but Ex-M7 pride and all that. Judgers to SQUASH Bastion and get insanely over, thus going face. Dace vs ??? ~ ??? man has an incredible record, and I doubt Dace could upset it. Johnny Dangerous vs "The Sinner" John Duran ~ Hmm. I dunno here. *flips coin* Mr. Secret Agent to win. Chain Match Ejiro Fasaki vs The Boston Strangler ~ Ejiro because TBS is being all pacifistic. TBS if this is where he gets his mad fighting skillz back.~ Va'aiga vs Danny Williams ~I agree with the "This should be at A2A" crowd, unless something else is planned for there. Va'aiga to get put over either way.~ MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Erek Taylor vs Michael Craven vs Wildchild vs ..."The Superior One" Tom Flesher ~ Z asked me if this was a good idea, so if you hate it blame me Looking at the lineup - anyone is capable of winning this match (even Craven) as Tom is not an immortal writing machine. I'd have to bet on Tom, just to see who he picked, though.

EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH Landon “La Cucharacha” Maddix© vs Manson ~ The Cockroach to win WARMUP MATCH Aecas vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins ~ Ay-EE-cas. MURDER! DEATH! KILL! MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Insane Luchadore vs Unknown Warrior ~ IL's waited to get this far, and he lost once and won it right back....IL always wins in the end...mua'hahahahaha...

*Australia bows to the might of Canada .... then gives it a low blow and runs away with all the alcohol. Because, you know, that's what a convict country does!*

*gives hawt mansex*

You. Get a life.

TEMPLATE! Singles Match for the United States Title #1 Contendership Va'aiga v. Quiz Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Title #1 Contendership Bastion v. Erek Taylor Special Guest Referee: The Boston Strangler The "Don't pull the Commissioner's punk card" Match Micheal Craven v. Xero & Jay Dawg Singles Match for the United States Title "The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous © v. CIA Tag Team Match Xstacy & WildChild v. Justice & Rule

Then I'll take this moment to point out the amusing irony in Dub Cee teaming with the guy who calls himself a Drug, considering the Johnny/WC storyline that played out recently.

Singles Match for the United States Title #1 Contendership Va'aiga v. Quiz ~ I have to give this one to the big Maori. BOOYAH! Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Title #1 Contendership Bastion v. Erek Taylor Special Guest Referee: The Boston Strangler ~ Be interesting to see how the TBS/Erek angle plays out. I'm guessing Bastion either wins clean or Erek gets DQ'd for fucking with Strangler. The "Don't pull the Commissioner's punk card" Match Micheal Craven v. Xero & Jay Dawg ~ Craven eats urinal cake. JD to get the pin/submission. Singles Match for the United States Title "The Barracuda" Johnny Dangerous © v. CIA ~ Hmmm.....I'll back C.I.A here. Hail Canada! Tag Team Match Xstacy & WildChild v. Justice & Rule ~ J&R are strong, and I do have M7 pride....but I just can't bet against their opponents. Ex-Dub-Cee to win.

Mark Stevens: Bringing new meaning to the phrase "don't cross the boss".

United States Title Ejiro Fasaki© vs Johnny Dangerous ~ Ejiro's solid as hell, but Johnny has teh storyline MOTIVATION! Ex-M7-Pride though. Ejiro. Handicap Match The Boston Strangler vs Sinquizition ~ T! B! S! Cause Sinquizition sucks. Steel Chair Challange Va'aiga vs CIA ~ I'll back the Canadian here. ICTV Title Match Andrew Blackwell© vs Xstasy ~ Blackwell if he can write and write well. MAIN EVENT Cage Match, Non-Title Michael Craven vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher ~ He's Superior to you, and unlike Ejiro, he proves it with STYLE! Taamo to win.

You know you wish it was Janus.