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FULL THROTTLE, BABY!

Face Janus: Dreamsfear - As Darkness Falls Heel Janus: Fear Factory - Resurrection Janus/Fugue: N.R.G - Instruments of Destruction (short-lived tag team of the same name. *cries*) That's all I've had...

Scarily enough, I imagined myself still being around here in my goddamn 80s

Agreed. What would that make the man who SINGS the song, though?

Batten down the hatches, because the storm is coming. And where the FUCK did you get a license to drive an eighteen wheeler? *gets visions of Dace driving said truck into Genesis IV* Oh, and I must say. GOLD!

I followed the instructions. Cause I'm cooler than the rest of you who didn't. Except King. Cause he did too and he's automatically cooler than anyone anyway </suckup>

First of all, thanks for liking the promo. (Y) And now! "Furry" - member of the furry community. A furry is someone who has a focal interest in humanoid animals, such as the type seen in some games and cartoons, and commonly has an online persona that is 'furry'. This is why Z calls me a ferret half the time. Most of us are just the average guy or gal, with a furry persona, who enjoy drawing and/or writing about bipedal animals. More broadly, it also includes people with spiritual animal beliefs and such. The community itself gets a bad rap as people like to focus on the fact it contains people who deviate from the norm in an extreme and usually sexual fashion (I won't elaborate, to let you keep your sanity), and this is most likely what caused King to go 'ew'. This side gets more focus on it by people than the more normal side, which is rather sad. So, yeah. That's my summary of 'furry'.

to all of ya. ...except the tools.

Proud to be a Furry

Strangler, Janus is right there. Baha. I take pride in being a furry, Z.

Ejiro Fasaki vs. "The Maori Badass" Va'aiga ~ Ejiro is godlike with the US Title. This man and his story with WC is excellent. Sorry, Vagina, but Ejiro will OWN J00! "The Sinner" John Duran vs. English Dragon ~ ED has the skills, but Duran has experience. Duran. Jay Dawg vs. The Boston Strangler ~ T! B! S! "The Franchise" Mak Francis vs. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell ~ Asif anyone could beat dear old Muzzums. Wildchild vs. Johhny "The Barracuda" Dangerous ~ Hmm, I'll vote WC. While I like Johnny's heel character, I just feel to go Wild 'bout the Child (Y) "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson ~ Danny is good. TNT has the heart. Hmm....watch TNT explooooooode and win! Double Jeopardy (Quiz and Show) vs. Crowe and Dante Crane ~No commento, folkies. Edwin MacPhisto vs. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami ~ Edwin knocks Silent down for the ten count, Silent gets up after it and breaks Edwin's neck. You heard it here first. Dace Night (representing "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens) vs. Bastion (representing the Hville Thugg) vs. Michael Craven (representing the Suicide King) ~ The storm has come, the war is now, and the High Priest of Horrorcore is the one to whom you will bow. GO DACE GO AND THE MAIN EVENT… "THE SUPERIOR ONE" TOM FLESHER VS. "JUDGE MENTAL" WILLIAM HEARFORD ~ Justice > Superiority.

*hits Ejiro with Exodia, then realises he really shouldn't admit he watches the show and runs away*

There's a storm coming...and you can bet your ass I'm going to be nailing myself down. Nice promo, Dace. I love the 'there's a storm coming' saying. Is there going to be a part three? (Y)

Fucking egomaniac. Now now, be nice Muzz. That said.... j00 > Johnny.

....eep. *bows down*

I have nothing to say but... O Fortuna,velut luna statu variabilis, semper crescis aut decrescis; vita detestabilis nunc obdurat et tunc curat ludo mentis aciem, egestatem, potestatem dissolvit ut glaciem. Sors immanis et inanis, rota tu volubilis, status malus, vana salus semper dissolubilis, obumbratum et velatam mihi quoque niteris, nunc per ludum dorsum nudum fero tui sceleris. Sors salutis et virtutis mihi nunc contraria, est affectus et defectus semper in angaria; Hac in hora sine mora cordis pulsum tangite, quod per sortem sternit fortem mecum omnes plangite.

I no-sell voting for yourself. Seems a bit unfair if you just vote yourself in. Hehehe...

TV TITLE HARDCORE MATCH Brian Bowers© vs. Jay Morrison ~Hmm, Bowers to retain. TAG MATCH Jimmy “The Demon Liston” & Craig McLennan vs Dominic Korgath & Brian Kingsmen ~I'll agree with IL and say Team Face. EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH LADDER/SUBMISSIONS Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs Todd Royal© ~Landon deathgripped the TV title...time to see him do the same to the Euro. (Y) WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP Manson vs “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins. ~ Time Limit DQ. Haikus don't count. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH English Dragon© vs Insane Luchadore vs Aecas ~I'll have to back the man I brought into this fed, it's time for the Black Angel to reign in the JL. (Y)

This promo tells a story, a story of blood and how just what's going to happen at Genesis came to be. I like it. <obligatory>Holy SHIT</obligatory>

I'd like to have Janus show up somewhere - just have him spotted in a front row seat like the WWE does with various stars. And don't ask who let him out of the psych hospital early. I may even write a promo for him if I find the time.

Non-Title, Special Guest Referee Match WildChild v. Xero Special referee - Johnny "The Barracuda" Dangerous ~ Hmm...I'll go for WC. Cause he's, like, cool and stuff. (Y) Singles Match Dante Crane v. Show ~ No comment. Singles Match "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson v. Xcalibur ~TNT EXPLODES~! .... winning the match. Singles Match Crow v. Quiz ~ Asif Quiz could beat TFB Non-Title Singles Match Ejiro Fasaki v. Dace Night ~ Oooo, close call, but I'll say Ejiro - because he's, like, cool and stuff too. (Y) Non-Title Singles Match "The Franchise" Mak Francis v. John "The Sinner" Duran ~ Hmm, I'll back Duran here. You got the potential, USE IT! Contract Signing Tom Flesher and Judge "Mental" sign the contract for the main event at Genesis IV. ~ Bastion kills them both, and Edwin/Silent headlines Genesis IV. Tag Team Match The Magnificent Seven ("The Superior One" Tom Flesher & Judge "Mental" William Hearford III) v. The Boston Strangler and Va'aiga ~ The Boston Vagina. </bad joke>

Just read through the show then. Judge is going to Genesis! OMGZ! This is going to be some good stuff. Johnny's cover is blown! He blames WC! But WHO is the real criminal!? WC/JD @ Genesis! WOO! EDWIN MOTHERFUCKING MACPHISTO! WOOO!!! *mark out moment* Yeah. I'm on a sugar rush now.

*no-sells and gets his damn rematch, in which Frost and Janus fight to a no contest after much violence and destruction of property*

*busts out the Shades of Coolness™ to avoid getting blinded by the Maglite, and chokeslams Judge into a dumpster*

I can't think of anyone who I'd rather -not- face. Always hated multimans though, not my cup of tea. Oh, I'd hate to face anyone who bitches about losing to people obviously better than they are.