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  1. You forgot to add '....the cock' to the end of that, bird. *Zing* Singles Match Dace v. CIA -- I mark for International Incident. Singles Match Frost v. Judge -- Frost, just to prove it to Flesher. Singapore Cane Match Kibagami v. Craven -- DEMONSTAR DRIVAH~!!111 Kibs with an easy and KILLER victory. Singles Match Va'aiga v. Mak -- I Back The Mak~! Tag Team Match Danny & WildChild v. Quiz Show -- The answer is they'll be kicking ass. Who is Quiz Show? ??? Match / Best of five Crow v. Janus -- Eat my balls, bird. Singles Match Sacred v. Stryke -- I thought Stryke wasn't active....*shrugs* TEH MUZZUMS to win. 6 Man Tag TBS & Beezel & JD v. Ejiro & Thoth & Atlas -- Holy confusing crap. Uhh....uuuuuhhhhh.......Team eVil.
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    Lockdown Comments.

    I was owned. DAMN YOU DANTE CRANE! WHOEVER YOU AAAAAAAARE~! *dramatic fadeout* Ah well. Win some, lose some, and my loss record is bigger than my win record. No real comments here, except I am VERY impressed with the amount of promoage in the show, and I'm watching Beezel like a hawk....I like him (Y)
  3. 31st July 2003: Changes In Rare/Signature Moves, Moved to New Stat Thread Smarks Board Name: janusd Wrestlers Name: Janus Height: 7'2'' Weight: 350lbs Hometown: Sydney, Australia Age: 30 Face/Heel: Heel Stable: None Tag Team: Thoth Ring Escort: None Weapon(s): Anything that comes to hand. If there's no rules, he tends to bring the Equalizer (a black, barbed-wire cricket bat) Quotes: "Confident. Cocky. Lazy. Dead." "You WILL feel my Rage Unleashed!" Looks - Ring Attire Janus always wears a pair of black boots and long black leather pants. His body is proportinately muscled for his seven foot frame, and on his hands he also has a pair of black fingerless gloves. He has long, shoulder-length white hair, that occasionally gets in his face. His green eyes are covered now, apparently with a pair of bright red contacts, making his eyes appear to glow. A small goatee graces his face, and a trio of long scars slashing across his chest completes his appearance. Looks - Backstage While backstage, Janus wears his usual black pants and boots, but drops the gloves and goes barehanded. He wears a deep purple shirt, that has a picture of him Rage Unleashing someone on the front. It's usually covered by his latest clothing addition - an ankle length white trenchcoat that matches his hair. On occasion, he will tie his long hair back behind his head to give himself a more dignified, but still monsterous appearance. Face Entrance The lights go out, and a spotlight settles on the stage as the gentle opening riffs of "As Darkness Falls" plays across the arena. The Smarktron shows a solitary figure standing in a room, looking out the window - occasionally changing angle. As the gentle riff turns heavy, lightning strikes outside the window to reveal Janus' face, yelling soundlessly along with the "ALLLLLLLLLLLL RIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" of the song. He steps out into the spotlight and walks towards the ring as the Smarktron flashes his name in a deep green colour, then switches through some of the devastating moves he's done so far in his career. He climbs into the ring from the apron and lifts his arms in victory, then waits for the match to begin... Heel Entrance Suddenly, the arena is plunged into darkness, and the crowd alternates between cheers and whoos into the darkness as the Smarktron shows an image of a young man, with his hair recently dyed white. As the strains of Fear Factory's "Resurrection" echo through the arena, cracks slowly begin to weave through the image, and blue pyros start fountaining up on either side of the ramp. Before Funyon can speak, the voice of Burton C. Bell carries through the arena. "Consumed with memories... That preceded today... Given a chance to bereave.. Life that's slipping AWAAAAAAAAAAAY!!" As the heavy riffs roar out of the speakers, the crack-riddled image explodes into fragments, revealing the face of Janus as he is now, with a scowl on his face. His name flashes up in green text, and it proceeds to play clips of some of his more brutal spots - interspersed with flashes of his name and "Magnificent Seven", as the giant steps out onto the rampway, lit only by a spotlight as Funyon lifts up his microphone. >Funyon Stuff< Janus stalks down to the ring, each set of blue pyros going out as he walks past them. Flexing his muscles, he climbs up onto the ropes and looks around the darkened arena before climbing into the ring and thrusting his arms into the air....and with a loud explosion, a pillar of blue fire explodes from each turnbuckle simultaneously as the lights come back on. Tag/Stable Entrance The arena goes quiet as the Smarktron shows nothing but a pure white backdrop, with blood dripping down it into what looks like a mirror. The lights on the stage, in the rafters, everywhere, begin to increase in intensity, obscuring all but the Smarktron. A voice begins to sing in soft Japanese. "Senketsu ni somaro mirai no toki Hageshiku modaeru honnou..." The blood almost completely fills the mirror on the Smarktron, and the beat of the song begins to pick up. Through the haze of blinding light, two silhouettes can be seen walking towards the ring - one small man dwarfed by a giant. Nothing but their black silhouettes can be seen, until the mirror on the Smarktron abruptly shatters. "BEAST...OF BLOOD!" And the lights return to normal except the ones around the ramp and ring, surrounding the forms of Janus and Thoth in a white haze as they stalked down the ramp side by side to the sound of Malice Mizer's "Beast of Blood". The Smarktron displays their most devastating moves and matches, as Funyon lifts his microphone. >Funyon< Climbing up into the ring, still surrounded by the white haze, Janus and Thoth turn their heads to look around at the crowd, until finally the light dies down to something manageable and "Beast of Blood" fades out... Stats Strength: 9 (Can throw almost anyone around with terrifying ease. Get into his weight range and it's not that easy, but he can still do it) Speed: 2 (He's no turbo-man. He relies on his power and resilience to see things through) Vitality: 7 (Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. Hit him with all you have and he'll keep coming back. Especially if you let him rest) Charisma: 2 (He's good looking, for a seven footer. Just not the most motivated speaker. Actions speak louder than words) Style Power-based. Signature Moves Chokeslam (commonly leads right into a blatant choke) "Eternal Twilight" - Implant DDT Full Nelson Suplex "Knuckle Bomb" - basically a full powered, not-faked, pissed off megapunch to the face or body. Knockout blow to the head, or serious muscle cramps if he goes for the body. High-Angle Spinebuster The Gore "Hell Crush" - Arm-Capture Bearhug (He wraps his arms around their torso, pinning their arms by their sides, and attempts to just flat-out crush their ribcage) Common Moves Single Arm DDT Inverted Atomic Drop Pendulum Backbreaker Big Boot "Chaos Theory" - Gorilla Press Slam Whirl Sideslam Death Valley Driver Full Nelson Drop Shoulder Breaker (Laws of Janus Physics #1 - this move is always attempted as a crossbody/moonsault on standing Janus counter) Standing Legdrop Basic Head/Neck/Torso Submissions Sit-Down Powerbomb (Laws of Janus Physics #2 - this move is always attempted as a hurricanrana counter) Rare Moves During a #1 Contender/Title match, or big feuds, these become a little more common. Frog Splash "Darkness Falls" - Tombstone Piledriver from the top rope (After his European Title match, Janus noted that this move was very difficult to set up, and thus this has become a 'move of convienence', to be done if his opponent sits him on the top rope...you get the idea.) Finishers "Rage Unleashed" - Vertical Suplex into Sit-Out Tombstone Piledriver (Janus hoists them up into a vertical suplex, and then drops them into the Tombstone Piledriver, sitting out and pulverising their skull into the ground.) "Dark Bomb" - High-Angle Last Ride Powerbomb. (Janus tucks their head between his legs, and signals by slashing both hands across his throat. He then lifts them up onto his shoulders, elevates them into the air ala the Last Ride, but when he slams them down, the impact is entirely on their head and neck.) Notes Silent and taciturn, when enraged Janus is a force to be reckoned with. Despite being seven feet tall and packed with muscle, the Hell Machine has a sharp mind, with a killer instinct to match. He's very smart, but unfortunately he has the worst thing an intelligent person could have - an incredible temper. He's prone to snapping at the least provocation. All signature and rare moves can be match finishers if executed at the right time or onto something like a chair or concrete. Biography Janus had been on and off the wrestling scene several times in his career. Only the important points really stand out for him. A Sydney-born Australian, he learned soon enough that his size as he grew could be used to defend himself - not once did he ever bully people. He turned this into a skill, even learning some amateur wrestling during his high school days. He graduated and immediatley sought out a wrestling school, because the amateur stuff he had learned had whetted his interest - that and some part of him liked the concept of being a 'good guy' on TV. While he'd shown impressive talent, Janus had never gotten around much. He only got into two feds, both which had gone under sometime after his arrival, although not due to his presence. In both, his concept of being a 'good guy' was taken away as he was made to act as a heel. He found it interesting, but still preferred to be a face. Something happened though, something Janus didn't tell anyone. His tenure as a heel became more and more serious. He became more taciturn and aggressive in the ring. In his first fed, his career ended after he planted both the Dudleyz through tables with his stiff stiff stiff Dark Bomb. The second federation only egged on his aggressiveness and seemingly disturbed behaviour by putting him a "Ministry" type group. The federation saw it as a gimmick, but the group was very serious with their dark and gothic style. Something about it disturbed Janus, and after that fed went under, he left the wrestling scene for a while, although he did keep in touch for a short while with the "Ministry" leader. Some time later, Janus resurfaced on the wrestling scene, and went through several small indy feds to get rid of his ring rust. The only change was that he made very clear his lack of desire to be a heel. Then the Smarks scouter found him, and his test match was deemed a success, and Janus joined the ranks of the SJL. The seven foot, silent 'good guy' made his impact by working his way through the ranks, even capturing the European title off the long-reigning champion Ejiro Fasaki. However, Fasaki reminded the giant that just because one is a bad guy, does not mean one is evil. Following a loss to Ejiro and his Magnificent Seven partner Fugue, Janus received the respect of the champion, and his words that night seem to have struck something in the giant. This was proven on the show before the first SJL Pay-Per-View, as Janus stormed out after the Ejiro/Fugue and Johnny/Wildchild match to beat the hell out of the two WDN members, and thus showing his alignment with the Magnificent Seven. Janus has also broken fellow M-7 member Ejiro Fasaki's record for holding the European Title, before jobbing it to the up and coming Chris Card in order to continue his hunt for bigger and better things - the SJL World Title. After losing in an upset to Mike Van Siclen at the climax of the former World Title Tournament - which turned into him versus Mike due to the slacking off of other superstars, Janus attacked his following matches with a vengeance, no-selling alcohol to win a Smirnoff Showdown with Crow, and beating the hell out of Dace to get another shot at the SJL World Title. And on SJL Crimson, 27th February, Janus delivered a top-rope "Rage Unleashed" screwdriver to Mike Van Siclen in order to seal his victory and become the SJL World Champion. He lost the title to Mike in a "Caged Fury" Match two shows later, much to his chagrin. On SJL Crimson, March 13th, Janus wrestled his final SJL match. After that, he was bumped to the SWF, slated to appear against Mike Van Siclen once more at From the Fire....and destroying his opponent in that match. He has since found his niche in wrestling as a partner with Fugue, in the Magnificent Seven tag team "Instruments of Destruction." After an average win-loss record since being bumped, Janus made a mark on SWF Lockdown, April 9th, where he beat out Johnny Dangerous and Mike Van Siclen in a three-way match for the Hardcore Gamer's Championship, which had been vacated since Janus had assaulted the previous holder, the Wildchild. Janus lost the title to the newcomer Beezel soon after. After a series of attempts to take his title back, which failed, the Hell Machine finally cornered Beezel in a steel cage match at the SWF Battleground PPV, absolutely brutalising his smaller opponent and walking out victorious. Right after this match he appeared to go insane, and a familiar figure to many stalled his assault - Nathaniel Kibagami. In the aftermath of Battleground, Janus destroyed Dace Night while defending his HCG Title, but the High Priest of Horrorcore came back to haunt the giant by taking the HCG Title in a three-way match with Jaw Dawg. Robbed of his defending gold, Janus has turned his full attention to the problem of Nathaniel Kibagami. What lies in the future for Janus is uncertain, but as far as he is concerned, the SWF is his home. He appears to have entirely walked off the brink of madness, becoming an almost psychotic force of power, with a deadly mind behind it. At 13th Hour, his ties to Kibagami and the Clan were revealed, and he along with Thoth destroyed the man formerly known as Silent before leaving together. Forming an alliance with Thoth, the Hell Machine then turned his eyes towards a threat from the past... ...a former friend, the Antichrist Superstar. After goading the monster by speaking his 'real name', Crow made Janus take up his challenge of a Best of Five match. Where this will go, and what this means for the SWF...remains to be seen.
  4. Where's the next Janus/Crow Best of Five, silly Mark?
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    SWF Lockdown Card

    *watches everyone remember how they thought WC was Ejirocuted off the scaffold and how they freaked out*
  6. Singles Match Judge William Hearford v. ?? ~ Go question mark man! Singles Match Longdogger Pete v. Stryke ~ Hmm.....Strike now, Stryke! Singles Match Frost v. Jay Dawg ~ Frost Is Party! Hardcore Match Crowe v Janus ~ An Aussie. Special Referee Singles Match Beezel vs. Nathaniel Kibagami ~ Hmm. If Kibzors shows, him. If not, Beezel. Non-Title Singles Match "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell v. Ejiro Fasaki ~ Ejiro suffers a CRUEL FATE~ Go Muzz! Hardcore Title Match Va'aiga v. Wildchild ~ Go go WC! You can win~! AND YOUR TAGALICIOUS DOUBLE MAIN EVENT Tornado Tag Match "The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Thoth v. International Incident (CIA and Mak Francis) ~ I'll back the Superior Thothage team. Tag Match The Unholy Trinity (Dace Night and Danny Williams) v. The Turner Empire (The Boston Strangler and TNT) ~ Ooooo...so much talent. *flips cone* Turner Empire~!
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    Storm Card!

    A reaaaaaaaally big bloody smear. Oh look, we're special, getting Z as our marker again. (Y) Coincedence....or are we being HELD DOWN OMGODZ!! (It's nearly 3am. I'm fucked in the head. )
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    QUIZ! For elaboration, see below.

    You would enjoy Mitsuharu Misawa vs. Toshiaki Kawada in All-Japan Pro Wrestling! These two went at it tooth and nail in a grueling match up, which ended with what is most likely the most dangerous move in professional wrestling the GANSO BOMB!!!!!11 For those of you that haven't seen a Ganso Bomb, it is Basically a Powerbomb, except the opponent is dropped directly on top of his head. It is similar to what Kevin Nash accidentally did to The Giant in WCW, which led to the banning of the powerbomb there. (Y) @ head drops
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    Which Puro Star Are You?

    As Janus: You are Kenta Kobashi. You are one of the strongest and most skilled wrestlers in the world. Not even chronic knee injuries can keep you down. As Me: You are CIMA. As a top student of the great Ultimo Dragon, and leader of the revolutionary stable Crazy MAX, you know how great you are. Your innovative maneuvers are top-notch.
  10. Opening Promo ~Riley announces his return and offers free gobbies to those that will job to him! Non-Title Singles Match Judge William Hearford v. Va'aiga ~ Hmm......Judge. M7 > Trinity. Falls Count Anywhere Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Hardcore-Gamers Title Dace Night v. WildChild ~ WC gets my vote here. The guy can do it, he just needs to BRING THE PAIN~ to Dace. Singles Match Frost v. "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell ~ Sacred. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! Tag Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Titles The Turner Empire ("TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson & The Boston Strangler) v. International Incident (CIA & Mak Francis) ~ Hmm...International Incident. They = Charisma. ??? Match ??? v. ??? ~ TBS vs. TBS. Triple duty as he grapples himself, cause TBS > Flesher. Singles Match for the SWF U.S.Title Micheal Craven © v. Ejiro Fasaki ~ Ejiro. Someone keep the belt away from Ashy-boy. Gauntlet Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF ICTV Title In order of appearance: Beezel v. Sean Atlas v. Nathaniel Kibagami v. Stryke ~ Stryke. AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF World Heavyweight Title "The Superior One" Tom Flesher v. Jay Dawg ~ JD to ownz0rs Flesher
  11. Silent rocks with jobbing Xero. I rock at not jobbing to Craven. More comments when I read the whole show (Y)
  12. I mark for the Mall Brawl. MORRRRRTAL KKKKKKOOOOOMBBBBAAAAAT! FINISH HIM~!
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    Birthday Salutations

    Must...insert....late tribute to Galatea....in match... Happy birthday, Mr G. May you Galatea Special and shooting star backrake everyone who said you'd never live this long.
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    WALT DISNEY WORLD BRAWL~!

    *ring ring* "Rando, this is Janus. I want my writing talent back that you stole, bastard." Anyhoo, very good so far, even though I was rooting for Aecas as he's my friend and all. Tyler Ketchum had to be the funniest part I've seen. And Kivell jobbing. (Y)
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    Bloodshed Goes Insane...

    (Y) (Y) (Y) @ being in the finals automatically.
  16. Thanks, Edwin. This is gonna be the start of a feud greater than anything ever seen! I Edwin.
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    Birthday Salutations

    Go~! Go~! Go Taamo~! Happy birthday. (Y)
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    SJL WRATHAPALOOZA II

    Oooo! If the word limit's removed, I'll take Frosty's place!
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    SJL WRATHAPALOOZA II

    Mall Brawl with a word limit? Pity, they're more fun when you don't have to worry about that and can just concoct insanity. Hey, it worked for me.
  20. Three thousand, nine hundred and twenty five words later... I kid you not, people. I'm done. Just got to refine and proofread. MUAHA.
  21. And because I haven't gloated about it for some time... I've got 2,200 words done ALREADY.
  22. Somebody... ....anybody... ...CRAVEN WILL DIE! But to be nice...best of luck to Mikey Craven.
  23. Yeah, damn that word limit disqualification. J00 got lucky, punk! Sometime down the road, I want a rematch. (Y)
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