janusd

*shamelessly toots own horn* I've survived another year 'round the sun.

My sentiments exactly. I had fun writing, and win or lose it was worth it just to cause some ruckus. Either way, both of us will probably be getting a lot of stitches after the match.

The Main Event - SWF World Heavyweight Championship Match El Luchadore Magnifico © vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~ No prediction as I'm marking this one. I'll say it can go either way though. -=-=-=- SWF Tag Team Championship - Ladder Match Cucaracha Internacional (Landon Maddix © and Jay Hawke ©©) vs. TKO (TORU Takahara and KOJI Kitano) ~ Cucaracha Internacional, due to a conversation with 3J where he watching MMA/wrestling/UFC or something and said a guy named KOJI lost via TKO. -=-=-=- SWF Cruiserweight Championship Match JJ Johnson © vs. Stryke ~ Stryke, with his magnificent 100 words. -=-=-=- Wildchild and Todd Cortez vs. Johnny Dangerous and Marcus Ward ~ Hmm. Tropical Storm Cortez for the win. -=-=-=- Dust to Dust Match (Non-title) Bruce Blank ©vs. Janus ~ Dace Night runs in and kills us both with the weedwhacker. -=-=-=- Mandatory "Book All The Storyless Riffraff" PPV Fatal Fourway Manson vs. Candace “The Joshi Dragon” Okimura vs. "The Rage" Jason Von Dierch vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu ~ TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ah... Akira. -=-=-=- Opening Bout Wes Davenport vs. ??? ~ Everyone loves triple-?

For some reason, it makes me smile to see everyone referring to their biggest move as the deadliest in the SWF. Even I've done it. We're all just pale imitations of Kibagami and the Demonstar Driver. Now write, I command thee! I want a good showing, dammit!

Behold the one and only time Janus will probably ever mark an SWF MAIN EVENT~!

Did I suffer? and I'm at almost 5600 so far myself I don't know what I'm aiming for, I got some locations and some spots for each location mapped out, I get those in and I'm happy if it's 6000 or 200000 words I just hope it's not 20000 cause I don't have the wrists for that <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought I'd be out of ideas by 6000 personally, but it seems not. Haven't come up with any new spots to add or modify since then, so I think that'll be it for me. I'm just waiting for the marker shuffle so I know who to send to now.

If I keep this up when I come back off break, I might finish the match at around 7000. In one day. It's been known to happen. Edit: Just passed 6000. Hate me. Love me. Edit 2: 7369. I think I'm done.

(Y) @ getting the themesong. TIME TO DIE~ Edit: Started writing after I posted this. 2500 words so far. Edit 2: 3500. Break time!

Hammerfall - The Way Of The Warrior Just because everyone else was tossing out suggestions.

Not quite on topic, but Ebony kind of fits this description. I initially pencilled in stats for a normal character, just borrowing from the original furry design. And then Zed commented on a no-show, I believe, and the stats went out the window and out came the low blows and illogical presence of an anthropomorphic entity within the SWF. She was a smashing success.

You're just upset I didn't come back and gay him to death with pink tuxedos and Pretty in Pink.

Toxx really -does- look like a lesbian in that picture. I laugh!

FUCKING BIRTHDAY BIRD! *stones the crowe*

There must be a Ebony appearance during said show.

....temptation...

(Y) 1. El Luchadore Magnifico 2. ToxxicRU 3. Todd Cortez 4. Landon Maddix 5. Jay Hawke Shown here in random order!

You mean that since he's half-Spanish, 12 hours of every day he's Spanish? That'd be an interesting gimmick. In the middle of a match, and all of a sudden, he changes nationalities. That'd be fantastic. I'd need some sort of amusing, Transformers sort of 'morphing' sequence though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just pull a mask from from behind your back, cue some horribly catchy transformation music, and put it on while inexplicably speaking Spanish.

Double marking duty? Is everyone else on vacation or does CC just like me?

Ebony for commentator!

I always tried describing my moves as best I could, which reminds me that for the longest time I had an IRC quote of Dace describing the Emerald Fusion as my description for the move. Hey, it worked.

A winner was me. D:

Tag match glee! *rubs hands together*

One less match to wait on for teh MVS.

So who do we send marked matches to? o_o

I second JJ's comment. Then again it's 5:30 in the morning and I'm snickering my ass off over this. *CHOP-BLOCK!* "That's right! Who's laughing now!?"