I love it! Make him a Barry Horowitz-type in that he's a jobber, but a jobber with angles and build-up. Regardless of his name, put "Art Vandalay" on the tights, give him an inexplicably attractive manager who he hates, and show vignettes with him lying to the entire roster.
Switch to the Royal Rumble.
George and and Jeff Hardy standing talking, and Viscera (newman) comes in.
Jeff: Hello Viscera.
So what if I made this happen on EWR.