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  1. TheFranchise

    English Football

    lol@'BENT' sorry.
  2. I hate you.
  3. Limp Bizkit's a he? Ah, yes. I remember the early days of Limp Bizkit's career. He started out promising enough, performing for his high school at various times, coupled with an appearance on Star Search that showcased his growing talents. His first mainstream hit came in the 1980's, when he and a young George Michael formed the supergroup "WHAM!", releasing a number of hits. Unfortunately, all good things ust come to an end as Mr. Bizkit left the group, claiming that George Michael tried to give him AIDS. More trouble followed, as Mr. Bizkit was ejected from the Westminster Dog Show for masturbating in the stands. The music industry quickly turned on him, as 7 time Grammy Winner and noted composer "Weird" Al Yankovic released a parody of Michael Jackson' "The Girl is Mine", titled "The Dog is Mine", blasting Limp in the process. Humiliated, Bizkit vanished from the music scene for several years. He surfaced briefly in 1996, performing a duet of "One Headlight" with the Wallflowers at the MTV Video Music Awards. However, just as soon as he appeared, he was gone. Limp Bizkit appears to have made his latest comeback, penning the song "Build a Bridge" for Vince McMahon's Survivor Serious Pay-Per-View. Will this comeback be successful? Or will a lovely German Sheppard named Lady Higginsworth blow this ship off course? Only time will tell. Man, this guy sucks, he should front a band instead. You could call them Durst.
  4. omg ban. PLZ.
  5. Oh, and interfering in a Billy Gunn/X Pac match? Not ruining Raw.
  6. Right you are, scarily, i can remember all of these matches he interfered in..
  7. Limp Bizkit's a he? You'll have to excuse Bret. Goldberg superkicked him again. You know.. i'm the biggest Bret Hart fan there is... but i dont like this guy.
  8. ...........Really?
  9. I went out!! First time in ages!! Party was 7pm til 8am, was extremely wasted after AND i woke up next to a gorgeous girl. Aww i love haloween
  10. The Headbangers fought D-Lo Brown & Mark Henry to a no contest at 5:30 when Kane interfered and attacked several of the officials; the match was to have determined the #1 contenders for the tag team titles
  11. Limp Bizkit's a he?
  12. Why dont you post it?
  13. No.
  14. TheFranchise

    English Football

    *bump*
  15. Are you drunk? You actually pay attention to him?
  16. Austin taps!! Austin taps!! Backlash: Chris Benoit (champion) vs Sean O'Haire
  17. TheFranchise

    English Football

    lol@Pompey over Southampton the in the next cup match.
  18. You're welcome.
  19. Ryan Adams? Was the Ken Shamrock's sister?
  20. TheFranchise

    English Football

    Same as Derby, the general feeling is that the players dont like playing in front of their own fans, and the fewer fans the better - case in point, we were jeering our own keeper (i wasnt) just for catching the ball last game.
  21. That was The Demon. Sting and Vampiro also had a graveyard segment. With this classic exchange. <Sting>...who are you? <Vampiro>I'm what you COULD have been. (Vampiro tosses sting into Open grave) Sad thing is? That's better than half the promo's cut in WWE these days.
  22. For the unified World Title.
  23. TheFranchise

    English Football

    We nearly beat you at Carrow Road!
  24. ARN!!! My belated good wishes to the happy couple. wt...f. AA reverses the signs of aging~!
  25. Not to sound like i want to see them or anything, or is there more than the three photos that keep getting passed around?
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