Limp Bizkit's a he?
Ah, yes. I remember the early days of Limp Bizkit's career. He started out promising enough, performing for his high school at various times, coupled with an appearance on Star Search that showcased his growing talents. His first mainstream hit came in the 1980's, when he and a young George Michael formed the supergroup "WHAM!", releasing a number of hits. Unfortunately, all good things ust come to an end as Mr. Bizkit left the group, claiming that George Michael tried to give him AIDS. More trouble followed, as Mr. Bizkit was ejected from the Westminster Dog Show for masturbating in the stands. The music industry quickly turned on him, as 7 time Grammy Winner and noted composer "Weird" Al Yankovic released a parody of Michael Jackson' "The Girl is Mine", titled "The Dog is Mine", blasting Limp in the process. Humiliated, Bizkit vanished from the music scene for several years. He surfaced briefly in 1996, performing a duet of "One Headlight" with the Wallflowers at the MTV Video Music Awards. However, just as soon as he appeared, he was gone.
Limp Bizkit appears to have made his latest comeback, penning the song "Build a Bridge" for Vince McMahon's Survivor Serious Pay-Per-View. Will this comeback be successful? Or will a lovely German Sheppard named Lady Higginsworth blow this ship off course? Only time will tell.
Man, this guy sucks, he should front a band instead. You could call them Durst.