B. Brian Brunzell

I got a Reckless Driving ticket for doing 62 in a 30 when I was 16. The only other speeding ticket I got was for 48 in a 40.

THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM~! THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD'S ONLY GOT ONE ARM~! Damn the fucking Bloodhound Gang are great.

Yeah, that about sums it all up.

Disreali Gears is fuckinggreat, I think. There's greatness all over the album, with "Swablr" being my personal favourite.

That's too bad. But seriously, who wants to see Freddy and Jason get their ASSES HANDED TO THEM by the almighty ASH~! anyway? Oh wait...I would.

Even if you have a lifetime supply of ghetto passes, if you're a white guy entering the wrong 'hood in the big city, your chances are still slim to none.

Oh yeah he still tours. I saw him last November here in Wheeling and it was easily the best show I've ever seen.

They're dumping Kim? he's been there for quite some time, hasn't he?

The all-time best use of sampling award goes to the Beastie Boys' Paul's Boutique. It's just PERFECT, especially on "The Sounds of Science" and "High Plains Drifter."

Best. Lyrics. EVER.

We've found our Paul E.

Tonight's Smackdown! main event...CRUISERWEIGHT BATTLE ROYAL!

Well, there really isn't such a thing as a bad B.B. King song, so whatever you go with will be money. I'm with snuff though. You GOTSTA start with "The Thrill is Gone." "Ain't Nobody Home" is also killer stuff. I'll recommend that you check out, along with Robert Johnson, some Buddy Guy, Muddy Waters and John Lee Hooker.

Elmo sad. Snitsky make Elmo lose baby. Matt Hardy twice man you are! Matt Hardy make Elmo feel nice. Him treat Elmo like real Muppet. Him tickle Elmo, not make baby go away.

Elmo sad. Snitsky make Elmo lose baby.

Hmmm, that's an odd combo. Nothing like a fruity concoxtion of methane gas.

Snitsky stole the sow for me by delivering the fucking line of the year. I just about spit my beer out in laughter when he mentioned the only dead thing being Kane's baby. Gold, Jerry. GOLD~!

You mean "Ghetto Superstar", baron?

It doesn't have anything to do with Stevie stealing Katie Vick from Kane and taking her to the prom, does it?

Seconded. The 120 Days of Sodom is EASILY the most disturbing piece of literature I have ever read.

Or Vanilla Ice fagging over "Play that Funky Music." Ron Parisi, VALLEY REPRESENT~! Then there's MC Hammer using "Superfreak" by the almighty Rick James for "U Can't Touch This." And didn't Hammer sample "When Doves Cry" for "Pray?"

What did Stevie ever do to deserve being attacked by Kane?

Steak and shrimp always seem to get the best of me. Or worst, take your pick. The greatest fart I have ever witnessed came when I was a sophmore in high school. My buddy Chris let one go and it cleared the room, including the NUN. She opened the windows to air it out, but the scent was too overpowering, so the entire class left the room. Oaf became a legend at Joliet Catholic after that one.

I was next in line at a show when they sold out. I went home and cried for days.

Oh yeah, Jennifer Lopez and Ja Rule using "Flava In Ya Ear" for the HORRENDOUS remix of "Ain't it Funny?" is up there on the worst list.