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My personal favorite was "Jacob's Ladder". Yours?

Huey Lewis once sued Ray Parker, Jr., because his song, "Ghostbusters" sounded alot like "I Want A New Drug".

Hey just remember none of this (JBL run) had to happen if it wasn't for Big Baby Brock. So when he comes crying back to Vince, make sure he gets some of your hatred ok? Ok, ok, fine.

Is Vince purposely trying to kill Smackdown with keeping the title on JBL? I guess HHH has finally succeeded in his mission to bury Eddie Guererro, hasn't he?

On a side note, I may have to cut my booking down to a minimun. I'll probably have to focus on the main event stuff, and other top angles, only, and a little less of the matches since I'm running out of ideas.

2 words:WWE Style.

Bad Blood Intercontinental Championship Edge def. Kane World Tag Team Championship La Resistance def. WGTT to win the title with their finishing move. (???) Women's Championship Trish Stratus w/Christian def. Victoria for the title when Christian came into the ring, and nailed the unprettier on Victoria. Chris Jericho def. Batista Eugene def. The Coach Christian def. Maven World Heavyweight Championship Chris Benoit def. Randy Orton with the crossface. Up Next:Smackdown!

RAW Eugene def. Rob Conway Rhyno def. Kane in an ECW rules match Intercontinental Championship Edge def. Christian World Tag Team Championship WGTT def. La Resistance Women's Championship Victoria def. Gail Kim Chris Benoit & Shawn Michaels def. Ric Flair & Batista when Benoit made Batista tap out to the crossface. Randy Orton tried to come in, and attack Benoit again, but got caught in the crossface. *show ends* Note:I know it's kinda ghey, but I was running out of ideas. I'm gonna do Bad Blood next, and then I'm going back to Smackdown.

Bottom line is, Flair just got pwn3'd by Bret. Deal with it.

Gargoyles (That show FUCKING OWNED!) *ducks flamming garbage*

The main thing about Freddy Kueger was that he was so fucking unpredictable. You always knew that he would kill someone when they fall asleep. But, you would never know how he would do it. I mean, Krueger could always think of a million ways to kill someone. He was very innovative as far as his murders were concerned. He could kill you in a million different ways in so many dream sequences & locations, and all he has to do is use his sick, twisted, maniacal, evil, demonic, & demented mind. I think that is truely what made Freddy Krueger frightening, dangerous, & deadly. He could find more and more ways to kill you that it would actually keep him busy for hours long enough for you to finally wake up.

What was the whole backstory on Freddy Kruger? Who was he, and how did he become what he became? EDIT:Nevermind, Freddy was a serial child killer that terrorised Elm Street by killing children. But, one day, a group of vigilente parents burned him to death in his hideout. Freddy swore that he would get revenge on them by killing their children where they can't protect them, in their dreams.

RAW World Tag Team Championship WGTT def. Evolution (Orton & Batista) when Benjamin pinned Orton after HBK interferred & superkicked Orton for his interferrence, last week. Bischoff came out, and ordered a match between Randy Orton & Shawn Michaels to take place, immediately. Randy Orton def. Shawn Michaels with the RKO. Evolution came down afterwards, and layed an uber-beatdown on HBK. Chris Benoit came down, and cleared the ring. Bischoff returned, and ordered that Benoit & HBK team up to face Randy Orton & Christian. Intercontinental Championship Edge def. Rodney Mack w/Theodore Long with the Vertical Edge Women's Championship Victoria def. Molly Holly and Gail Kim in a triple threat match to retain the title by pinning Molly. Rhyno def. Batista in a huge upset. Evolution def. Chris Benoit & Shawn Michaels after Orton pinned Benoit with the RKO. Afterwards, Orton poses with the World Heavyweight Title before throwing it down on the prone champion, telling him that it will all be his at Bad Blood. *show ends*

I'd have to say that The Rock is the Superman. He's like the only guy that has ever won a feud with Triple H.

Two words:It's Glennsoe.

Rick Rude was HHeld down by Hogan.

He's a Hoss, Bah Gawd! He's the object of Vince & JR's desires, along with several other Hosses.

RAW *opener* Intercontinental Championship Edge def. Randy Orton with his submission move, renamed, The Vertical Edge to win the title. Torrie, Sable, Dawn, & Miss Jackie came down to celebrate with him, afterwards. Batista def. Tajiri with the Batista Bomb. Afterwards, he punished him some more, until Rhyno came down, and gored the Hell out of him, and helped out his friend. In Bischoff's office, Randy Orton is busy complaining to Bischoff about losing his title to Edge. Bischoff responds by telling him that he can have anything he wants. Orton suddenly changes his expressions & emotions by telling Eric that the only reason why he "dropped the title, tonight" is because he now wants to be the World's Heavyweight Champion. Eric tells Randy that he'll get his shot at the World Title at RAW's next PPV, Bad Blood. Randy smiles as he leaves the office. Meanwhile, the new Intercontinental Champion, Edge is celebrating his win with his girlfriends in the shower. World Tag Team Championship WGTT def. The FBI Steel Cage match Chris Jericho def. Christian w/Trish with the Liontamer to blow off their feud. World Heavyweight Championship - Rubber Match Chris Benoit def. Shawn Michaels by pinfall when Randy Orton interferred, and gave the RKO to HBK. Randy Orton will now face Chris Benoit for the title at RAW's Bad Blood PPV. *show ends*

I bought the game for PS2, and I've already gotten to level 10. It sure keeps me on my toes. Does anyone else have this game.

All they need now is to add Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, and then, we'll have all 4 (or 5, if you count Pillman) members of the Hart Foundation.

You know, this is one of the reasons why I think Edge should jump over to TNA. At least, they wouldn't force him to lose the one remaining thing that makes him look good, if anything.

RAW :::::::show opens:::::::::::: Matt Hardy def. Kane by count out Edge, Jericho, & Tajiri def. Evolution (Orton, Christian, & Batista) when Edge pinned Orton. Backstage, Evolution is complaining to Bischoff about the loss. Eric makes 3 additional matches for next week. Edge vs. Orton (IC Title) Jericho vs. Christian (Cage) & Batista vs. Tajiri. Also backstage, Edge's girlfriends congradulate him on his victory. World Tag Team Championship WGTT def. La Resistance Eugene & Regal were doing guest commentary for the match. Eugene provided the distraction, which helped WGTT get the win. Backstage, Conway is upset at Eugene for what he did. Bischoff tells Regal that he has 2 weeks to get Eugene prepared for his debut match against Rob Conway. Johnny Nitro def. A-Train in an upset in his debut match on RAW. World Heavyweight Championship Chris Benoit def. Ric Flair by reversing the Figure-Four into a small cradle. HBK was watching backstage on the monitor as JR hypes up the rubber match for the title as RAW goes off the air.

Wrestlemania 12 - 1996 WWF Tag Team Championship Smoking Gunns © vs. Body Donnas Six-man tag team match Owen Hart, British Bulldog, & Vader vs. Yokozuna, Ahmed Johnson, & Jake Roberts Hollywood Back-Lot Brawl Roddy Piper vs. Goldust "The Franchise" Shane Douglas vs. Savio Vega (w/ Ted Debiase) Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Ultimate Warrior Undertaker vs. Diesel 60 minute Ironman match for the WWF Championship Bret "Hitman" Hart © vs. Shawn Michaels ____________________________________________________________________ WWF Wrestlemania 13 - 1997 Four team elimination tag team match Headbangers vs. New Blackjacks vs. Doug Furnas & Phil Lafon vs. The Godwins WWF Intercontinental Championship Rocky Maivia © vs. The Sultan Hunter Hearst Helmsley vs. Goldust WWF Tag Team Championship British Bulldog & Owen Hart © vs. Mankind & Vader Chicago Street Fight Ahmed Johnson & LOD vs. Nation of Domination Triple-Threat Match for #1 contendership at In Your House "The Franchise" Shane Douglas vs. Sid Justice vs. The Undertaker WWF Championship Shawn Michaels © vs. Bret "Hitman" Hart ____________________________________________________________________ WWF Wrestlemania 14 - 1998 15- team battle royal WWF Lightheavyweight Championship Taka Michinoku © vs. Papi Chulo WWF European Championship Triple H © vs. Owen Hart Mixed Tag Team match Sable & Marc Mero vs. The Artist FKA Goldust & Luna Vachon WWF Intercontinental Championship The Rock © vs. Ken Shamrock Dumpster Match for the WWF Tag Team Championship Newage Outlaws © vs. Cactus Jack & Terry Funk Undertaker vs. Kane WWF Championship Shawn Michaels © vs. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas ____________________________________________________________________ WWF Wrestlemania 15 - 1999 WWF Hardcore Championship "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn © vs. Hardcore Holly vs. Al Snow WWF Tag Team Championship Owen Hart & Jeff Jarrett © vs. D'Lo Brown & Test Brawl For All fight Bart Gunn vs. Butterbean Winner get to be special guest referee for the main event Big Show vs. Mankind Four corners elimination match for the WWF Intercontinental Championship Road Dogg © vs. Goldust vs. Val Venis vs. Ken Shamrock Triple H vs. Kane WWF Women's Championship Sable © vs. Tori WWF European Championship Shane McMahon © vs. X-Pac Hell in a Cell match Undertaker vs. Big Bossman WWF Championship The Rock © vs. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas ____________________________________________________________________ WWF Wrestlemania 16 - 2000 Tag team match Big Bossman & Bull Buchanan vs. Godfather & D'Lo Brown Hardcore battle royal for the WWF Hardcore Championship 15 men T&A vs. Al Snow & Steve Blackman Triangle Ladder match for the WWF Tag Team Championship Dudley Boyz © vs. Hardy Boyz vs. Edge & Christian Catfight The Kat vs. Terri Six-person tag team match Chyna & Too Cool vs. The Radicalz Triple Threat Match for the European & Intercontinental Championships Kurt Angle © vs. Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho Tag team match Rikishi & Kane vs. DX Fatal Four-way elimination match for the WWF Championship Triple H © vs. The Rock vs. Big Show vs. Mick Foley ____________________________________________________________________ WWF Wrestlemania 17 - 2001 WWF Intercontinental Championship Chris Jericho © vs. William Regal Tazz & APA vs. X-Factor Triple Threat match for the WWF Hardcore Championship Raven © vs. Kane vs. Big Show 8-man WARGAMES! The Radicalz vs. Right to Censor Kurt Angle vs. Triple H WWF Woman's Championship Ivory © vs. Chyna McMahon Street Fight Vince vs. Shane TLC II for the WWF Tag Team Championship Dudley Boyz © vs. Hardy Boyz vs. Edge & Christian Gimmick battle royal 20 men Undertaker vs. Brian Pillman (Yes, that's right. You heard me.) WWF Championship The Rock © vs. "The Franchise" Shane Douglas ____________________________________________________________________ WWF Wrestlemania 18 - 2002 WWF Intercontinental Championship William Regal © vs. Rob Van Dam WWF European Championship DDP © vs. Booker T WWF Hardcore Championship Tazz © Goldust Kurt Angle vs. Kane Undertaker vs. Ric Flair WWF Tag Team Championship Billy & Chuck © vs. Edge & Christian "The Franchise" Shane Douglas vs. Scott Hall WWF Women's Championship Jazz © vs. Lita vs. Trish Stratus The Rock vs. Hollywood Hulk Hogan WWF Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship Chris Jericho © vs. Triple H (w/ Stephanie McMahon) ____________________________________________________________________ WWF Wrestlemania 19 - 2003 WWF Cruiserweight Championship Matt Hardy Version 1 © vs. Rey Mysterio Handicap match Big Show & A-Train vs. Undertaker Triple Threat match for the WWF Women's Championship Victoria © vs. Trish Stratus vs. Jazz 3-team match for the WWF Tag Team Championship Team Angle © vs. Los Guerreros vs. Chris Benoit & Rhyno World Tag Team Championship Sean Morely & Lance Storm © vs. Kane & RVD World Heavyweight Championship Triple H © Booker T Hulk Hogan vs. Vince McMahon "The Franchise" Shane Douglas vs. The Rock WWF Championship Kurt Angle © vs. Brock Lesnar ____________________________________________________________________ WWF Wrestlemania 20 - 2004 WWF United States Championship Big Show © vs. John Cena Four corners tag match for the World Tag Team Championship Booker T & RVD © vs. La Resistance vs. Jindrak & Cade vs. Dudley Boyz Six-man tag team match Shawn Michaels, The Rock, & Mick Foley vs. Evolution Chris Jericho vs. Christian Playboy Evening Gown match (Interpromotional) Sable & Torrie Wilson (Smackdown) vs. Stacy Kiebler & Miss Jackie (RAW) Cruiserweight Open for the WWF Cruiserweight Championship 10 men Brock Lesnar (Smackdown) vs. Goldberg (RAW) (Interpromotional) Four corners tag match for the WWF Tag Team Championship Scotty & Rikishi © vs. WGTT vs. Bashams vs. APA WWF Woman's Championship Victoria © vs. Molly Holly (Molly's last chance) Undertaker (Smackdown) vs. Kane (RAW) (Interpromotional) WWF Championship Eddie Guerrero © vs. Kurt Angle World Heavyweight Championship Triple H © vs. Chris Benoit ____________________________________________________________________ I will post the results of each fantasy Wrestlemania show, later on. Meanwhile, your thoughts & feedback are welcome.

Yeah, and HHH is only 35, which means that we will unfortunately have to live through 5 more years of HHHussein, and his politics.

Sable's only 36? That's a shocker, considering all the Internet rumors rambling about her current age.