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Bad Blood Intercontinental Championship Edge def. Kane World Tag Team Championship La Resistance def. WGTT to win the title with their finishing move. (???) Women's Championship Trish Stratus w/Christian def. Victoria for the title when Christian came into the ring, and nailed the unprettier on Victoria. Chris Jericho def. Batista Eugene def. The Coach Christian def. Maven World Heavyweight Championship Chris Benoit def. Randy Orton with the crossface. Up Next:Smackdown!

RAW Eugene def. Rob Conway Rhyno def. Kane in an ECW rules match Intercontinental Championship Edge def. Christian World Tag Team Championship WGTT def. La Resistance Women's Championship Victoria def. Gail Kim Chris Benoit & Shawn Michaels def. Ric Flair & Batista when Benoit made Batista tap out to the crossface. Randy Orton tried to come in, and attack Benoit again, but got caught in the crossface. *show ends* Note:I know it's kinda ghey, but I was running out of ideas. I'm gonna do Bad Blood next, and then I'm going back to Smackdown.

Bottom line is, Flair just got pwn3'd by Bret. Deal with it.

Gargoyles (That show FUCKING OWNED!) *ducks flamming garbage*

The main thing about Freddy Kueger was that he was so fucking unpredictable. You always knew that he would kill someone when they fall asleep. But, you would never know how he would do it. I mean, Krueger could always think of a million ways to kill someone. He was very innovative as far as his murders were concerned. He could kill you in a million different ways in so many dream sequences & locations, and all he has to do is use his sick, twisted, maniacal, evil, demonic, & demented mind. I think that is truely what made Freddy Krueger frightening, dangerous, & deadly. He could find more and more ways to kill you that it would actually keep him busy for hours long enough for you to finally wake up.

What was the whole backstory on Freddy Kruger? Who was he, and how did he become what he became? EDIT:Nevermind, Freddy was a serial child killer that terrorised Elm Street by killing children. But, one day, a group of vigilente parents burned him to death in his hideout. Freddy swore that he would get revenge on them by killing their children where they can't protect them, in their dreams.

Now, I've never been brave enough to even bring myself to watch those Freddy Krueger movies. But, to those here who have seen them, I say, share them here. I have watched one brief scene from one of those Nightmare movies. The scene where this teenage guy was falling with a parachute until Freddy cut him off, and he fell onto a bed of spikes, and then Freddy devoured his soul. What are your favorite NOES moments?

RAW World Tag Team Championship WGTT def. Evolution (Orton & Batista) when Benjamin pinned Orton after HBK interferred & superkicked Orton for his interferrence, last week. Bischoff came out, and ordered a match between Randy Orton & Shawn Michaels to take place, immediately. Randy Orton def. Shawn Michaels with the RKO. Evolution came down afterwards, and layed an uber-beatdown on HBK. Chris Benoit came down, and cleared the ring. Bischoff returned, and ordered that Benoit & HBK team up to face Randy Orton & Christian. Intercontinental Championship Edge def. Rodney Mack w/Theodore Long with the Vertical Edge Women's Championship Victoria def. Molly Holly and Gail Kim in a triple threat match to retain the title by pinning Molly. Rhyno def. Batista in a huge upset. Evolution def. Chris Benoit & Shawn Michaels after Orton pinned Benoit with the RKO. Afterwards, Orton poses with the World Heavyweight Title before throwing it down on the prone champion, telling him that it will all be his at Bad Blood. *show ends*

I'd have to say that The Rock is the Superman. He's like the only guy that has ever won a feud with Triple H.

Two words:It's Glennsoe.

Rick Rude was HHeld down by Hogan.

He's a Hoss, Bah Gawd! He's the object of Vince & JR's desires, along with several other Hosses.

RAW *opener* Intercontinental Championship Edge def. Randy Orton with his submission move, renamed, The Vertical Edge to win the title. Torrie, Sable, Dawn, & Miss Jackie came down to celebrate with him, afterwards. Batista def. Tajiri with the Batista Bomb. Afterwards, he punished him some more, until Rhyno came down, and gored the Hell out of him, and helped out his friend. In Bischoff's office, Randy Orton is busy complaining to Bischoff about losing his title to Edge. Bischoff responds by telling him that he can have anything he wants. Orton suddenly changes his expressions & emotions by telling Eric that the only reason why he "dropped the title, tonight" is because he now wants to be the World's Heavyweight Champion. Eric tells Randy that he'll get his shot at the World Title at RAW's next PPV, Bad Blood. Randy smiles as he leaves the office. Meanwhile, the new Intercontinental Champion, Edge is celebrating his win with his girlfriends in the shower. World Tag Team Championship WGTT def. The FBI Steel Cage match Chris Jericho def. Christian w/Trish with the Liontamer to blow off their feud. World Heavyweight Championship - Rubber Match Chris Benoit def. Shawn Michaels by pinfall when Randy Orton interferred, and gave the RKO to HBK. Randy Orton will now face Chris Benoit for the title at RAW's Bad Blood PPV. *show ends*

I bought the game for PS2, and I've already gotten to level 10. It sure keeps me on my toes. Does anyone else have this game.

All they need now is to add Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, and then, we'll have all 4 (or 5, if you count Pillman) members of the Hart Foundation.

You know, this is one of the reasons why I think Edge should jump over to TNA. At least, they wouldn't force him to lose the one remaining thing that makes him look good, if anything.

RAW :::::::show opens:::::::::::: Matt Hardy def. Kane by count out Edge, Jericho, & Tajiri def. Evolution (Orton, Christian, & Batista) when Edge pinned Orton. Backstage, Evolution is complaining to Bischoff about the loss. Eric makes 3 additional matches for next week. Edge vs. Orton (IC Title) Jericho vs. Christian (Cage) & Batista vs. Tajiri. Also backstage, Edge's girlfriends congradulate him on his victory. World Tag Team Championship WGTT def. La Resistance Eugene & Regal were doing guest commentary for the match. Eugene provided the distraction, which helped WGTT get the win. Backstage, Conway is upset at Eugene for what he did. Bischoff tells Regal that he has 2 weeks to get Eugene prepared for his debut match against Rob Conway. Johnny Nitro def. A-Train in an upset in his debut match on RAW. World Heavyweight Championship Chris Benoit def. Ric Flair by reversing the Figure-Four into a small cradle. HBK was watching backstage on the monitor as JR hypes up the rubber match for the title as RAW goes off the air.

Yeah, and HHH is only 35, which means that we will unfortunately have to live through 5 more years of HHHussein, and his politics.

Sable's only 36? That's a shocker, considering all the Internet rumors rambling about her current age.

RAW The show begins with opener, pyro, fireworks, JR & King, etc. World Tag Team Championship rematch WGTT def. Evolution (Flair & Batista) Christian def. Chris Jericho with help from Batista Randy Orton came out to cut a promo about beating Foley, last night, and how he went from being a Legend Killer to a Living Legend. Edge, who was watching backstage with his women, had heard enough of Orton's big mouth, came out to the ring, wearing his leather jacket & pants, steps into the ring and kicks Orton in the groin before leaving, much to the delight of his fans and women. Chris Benoit comes out talk about his victory last night at Backlash. His fans in Calgary love him to death. Benoit said that what happened last night was 7 years in the making after what Shawn & Vince pulled in Monteal in 1997 to Bret Hart. This brought out HBK who said that the score was now tied 1-1, and then challenged Benoit to a rubber match for the World Heavyweight Title, tonight. Before Benoit could accept, Bischoff came out and said that the rubber match will take place on RAW in 2 weeks in Pheonix, Arizona. But tonight, Benoit must defend the World Title against Kane. Benoit & Michaels have yet another staredown before RAW goes to break. In Bischoff's office, William Regal returns and says it's great to be back after such a dreadful year. Eric tells Regal that he'll let him back on the active roster on one condition, and that is if he would manage his "special" nephew, Eugene. Regal agrees as Bischoff tells him to go look for him. Later, Regal finally finds Eugene, only to find out Eugene was mentally retarded. Various antics ensued, including Eugene licking Lawler like one of the Bushwhackers. Victoria & Lita def. Molly Holly & Gail Kim. After the match, Molly & Gail layed an uber-beatdown on Lita until Matt Hardy stormed into the ring, and chased them off. Afterwards, Matt turned face, and reunited with Lita. Coach & Al Snow def. Tajiri & Rhyno when Coach pinned Tajiri after hitting him with brass knucks. World Heavyweight Championship Chris Benoit def. Kane with the Crippler Crossface. *show ends*

Ok, I know this gonna suck to you, but I'm gonna have to cut the booking for Smackdown short, leading up to Judgement Day, because I didn't watch Smackdown for most of that period, due to it's suckiness. Here's what went down, though. HHH & JBL continued their apparent heel alliance heading into Smackdown's Judgement Day. HHH & JBL ambushed Eddie on several occasions for weeks. But, at a SD! house show they committed a henious incident. Eddie was in the ring, clebrating with his family, when JBL & HHH hit the ring to attack Eddie. Eddie told his family to clear the ring as Layfield clotheslined Eddie while HHH turned his attention to Eddie's mother. HHH got in her face, and put his hand on her shoulder, which caused her to have a heart attack. On the following Smackdown TV show, Eddie retalliated by brutally attacking HHH & JBL after they had won a tag team match. The following week on the last SD! before the PPV, Eddie & RVD faced HHH & JBL in a tag team match. It looked like Eddie was going to win the match for his team by pinning HHH, but the Dudley Boyz, who won the WWF Tag Team Titles, a few weeks earlier, interferred, and helped HHH & JBL win when HHH pinned Eddie after the pedigree. After the match, The Dudleyz dove into the ring as they joined HHH & JBL in a group beatdown of Eddie & RVD. Before the show went off the air, HHH, JBL, & The Dudleyz celebrated over the prone bodies of Eddie & RVD, with HHH posing with the WWF Title as the show ended. At Smackdown's Judgement Day, the triple threat match was very brutal & violent one, with all 3 men getting busted wide open. In the end, Eddie Guererro retained the WWF Title by pinning JBL via the frogsplash after capitalizing on HHH accidentally knocking out JBL with the title belt. Eddie was able to celebrate his victory for a while before a bloody HHH knocked him out with his sledgehammer. HHH posed with the WWF Title before dropping it down on Eddie, and telling him that he can't run forever, and that title will be his for the 6th time. "The Game" plays as HHH leaves the ring to end the PPV. Other matches: The Undertaker def. Booker T Paul London def. Chavo Guererro to win the CW Title. Dudley Boyz def. Too Cool to retain the WWF Tag Team Titles John Cena def. Renee Dupree to retain the U.S. Title Jindrak & Cade def. Gunn & Holly Mordecai def. Rikishi The Hurricane def. Jamie Noble, Rey Mysterio, Spike Dudley in a fatal fourway match to earn a CW Title shot on the next SD! Ok, next, I'm gonna do RAW again, leading up to Bad Blood.

Smackdown! The shows begins with opener, pyro, firworks, etc. Cole & Tazz welcome us to Smackdown. Booker T def. RVD with a rollup after Heyman's music hit. After Booker left, Heyman entered the ring and verbally ran down RVD for being a shell of a man that once was, in ECW. This brought out the Dudleyz. Bubba exchanges words with Heyman. Heyman calls them watered down, and stale, and that they haven't done anything shocking since ECW. He then called them Vince McMahon's pets. This caused them to completely snap and lay a savage, brutal beating on RVD, that busts him wide open. Bubba finishes him off by powerbombing him through the table, much to Heyman's delight. Heyman aplauds the Dudley's heel turn as they leave to the crowd's jeers. Heyman then announces that wiil be a special 6-man elimination six-pack challenge tonight to decide who will challenge Eddie for the WWF Title at Smackdown's Judgement Day. HHH vs. RVD vs. JBL vs. Big Show vs. John Cena vs. Booker T. Heyman looks at RVD's broken-down, bloodied body, and says he hopes that Rob will be able to make it to the main event, tonight. With that said, Heyamn left. *commercial* WWF Tag Team Championship Jindrak & Cade def. The Bashams to retain the titles In an effort to save the SD! tag team division, Too Cool returned (S2H & GMS) to crash the champs' party. Renee Dupree def. Rikishi by cheating. After the match, Dupree layed a uber-beating on Rikishi, which brought out John Cena to chase him off. Backstage, Heyman sings the praises of the heel Dudleyz. He says that he'll give them anything they want. Bubba asks for a title shot against Jindrak & Cade. Heyman say they'll get the shot on April 15th on Smackdown. Meanwhile, HHH is in his locker room, getting ready for the match. JBL comes in, and they both share a good chuckle over what they did to Eddie Guererro, last week. They both wish each other luck in the six-pack challenge, later tonight. Chavo Guererro def. Spike Dudley to retain the CW Title. Paul London comes out with a mic in hand challenges Chavo to a title match, next week on Smackdown. Chavo accepts. Main Event Six-Pack Challenge elimination match to decide the #1 contender to the WWF Title at Judgement Day. RVD eliminated Booker T HHH eliminated RVD Cena eliminates Show HHH eliminates Cena The match ends when HHH gives JBL a german suplex. The 3 count is made by 2 referees. One of them was knocked out of the ring during the match. By the time both refs count to 3, both men get their shoulders up. (same thing that happened at IYH:Beware Of Dog) Heyman came out and declared that both HHH & JBL will face Eddie Guererro for the WWF Title at Judgement Day in a triple threat match. Eddie's music suddenly hits, and the WWF Champion storms into the ring, and chases both contenders off as Smackdown goes off the air.

RAW's Backlash PPV in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Opening promo package for the World Title match airs, and then, the Backlash opener. JR & King welcome us to the PPV. World Tag Team Championship WGTT def. Evolution to win the World Tag Team Titles Tajiri w/Rhyno def. Coach w/Al Snow Handicap match Chris Jericho def. Christian & Trish by pinning Christian Women's Championship Victoria def. Lita to retain the title Intercontinental Championship street fight Randy Orton def. Cactus Jack with 2 RKO's to retain the Intercontinental Title in a brutal, bloody match. La Resistance def. The FBI No Holds Barred match Edge def. Kane After the match, Edge celebrated at the stage with Torrie, Dawn, Sable, & Miss Jackie. World Heavyweight Championship Chris Benoit def. Shawn Michaels with the sharpshooter. After the match, HBK & Benoit shook hands, and Shawn left to allow the World Champion to celebrate in front of his hometown crowd. *show ends* Note:Ok, I'm gonna do Smackdown next, leading into their exclusive PPV, Judgement Day.

Smackdown is next after Backlash.

RAW The show opens with a video package from last week with the heat & tension between Michaels & Benoit. The pyro & fireworks go off, and JR & King welcome us to RAW. Shawn Michaels def. Chuck Palumbo Chris Benoit looked on from the backstage as he scouted Shawn's match. Tajiri def. Al Snow Backstage, Bischoff told Coach that he was gonna have a match with Tajiri at Backlash. Also, Evolution was seen in their locker room, preparing for their match, tonight. Lita def. Trish Stratus Backstage, Edge is seen making out with his 4 girlfriends in his locker room. Meanwhile, Shawn Michaels confronts Chris Benoit in his locker room and says that he no longer has any hard feelings about the last couple of weeks. He also will have no hard feelings towards Benoit when he takes his World Heavyweight Title at Backlash in Benoit's hometown of Edmonton. Benoit responds by saying that he will have no hard feelings when he makes Shawn TAP TAP TAP! They end the segment with another intense staredown. Kane def. Rhyno After the match, Edge storms into the ring, and attacks Kane. But, Kane gets the final word on Edge by chokeslamming him and making the flames burst through the ringposts. Evolution def. Jericho, Foley, & WGTT when Christian pinned Mick Foley. World Heavyweight Championship Chris Benoit def. A-Train with the sharpshooter. After the match, HBK came out onto the stage for another staredown with Benoit, telling him that he's take his title on Sunday. JR plays up the final hype for the title match at the PPV as RAW goes off the air. Note:I know, it's kinda short. I hope to improve, though.