Mecha Mummy

Well, yeah. Far be it from them to book Hogan against someone who can WRESTLE.

... Job Squad, is that Corino's kid in your avatar?

I thought "This Is Your Life" was cute, but not spectacular... but when I was a mark I hated face Rock with a passion, so...

Naaah. I actually could see Christian winning the IC Battle Royale and then fueding with Hurricane from Bad Blood to Summerslam over it. If the matches... y'know, don't suck, it could launch both of their careers. Goldberg doesn't need the IC Title.

Mabel's perfectly fine in a bodyguard role, just as long as he doesn't wrestle.

Christian/Hurricane feud = Happy Gosunkugi just because of the promos that would result. But still... how the fuck did THAT happen? The first hour of Raw, from what I saw, was decent enough but the episode was nothing special.

I don't think so. They're talking about wrestlers, and for everyone except the main event/upper midcard guys who are always on PPV, the split-brand thing is good. It ensures that Rey, Version 1.0, and other midcarders always get a PPV spot on their brand's PPV...

La Parka regularly works MLW, as does Vampiro.

Even if the match WAS boring, putting Goldberg vs. Christian on Raw as opposed to a PPV was really stupid...

That was awesome. Styles - "He cheated!" Tenay - "How did he cheat?" Styles - "... I'm better than him!" I also liked where Tenay said that WWE DOES have a black announcer, Jonathan Coachman, and Konnan says "I said BLACK."

Well, the luchadore was... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Shark Boy initially, but that doesn't make sense, so I'm betting Sharky doing the run-ins was just to do a swerve when it's revealed as someone else. And we'll know if it's Jeff Hardy or not the moment the match starts.

I heard Taylor was training in Japan or something, right?

Chavo's injured? No... no.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......!

Whooo, looks like I'm gonna only have to pay .50 cents this week. My friend said he's pay seven dollars instead of five if the TNA card isn't good....

I couldn't believe it, but after the initial delayed selling, they didn't actually suck that much. Whatever, give them a contract but don't push the hell out of them.

Foley also would have an ulterior motive. He could plug his new book on TNA, and they could, in turn, advertise it. However, Mick wrestling I'm not so sure about.

Lance Storm. There's a general consensus that Christian is an awesome promo guy, actor, and bumper but his offense is horrible and if he wants a push, he needs some more offensive moves... and Steiner taking the reverse DDT for his finisher doesn't help Christian at all. I like Lance, but he hasn't had a good match in a couple years at the least.

You mean shows currently on MTV? Now that Clone High's gone and Sunday Night Heat is too... nope. Nothing.

Augh, school computers are a double-edged sword. Faster downloads but EVERYTHING is blocked. Anyone mind hosting that thing for a little bit?

That would be Johnny Ace.

... who had a great match with Cactus Jack and MAXX PAYNE.

Is this the same TNA that showcased the X-Division, a division heavily relying on spotfests, for the first few months of its existance?

Gosh, I'm sooo sorry. I should learn to not mess with a guy who knows how to make up stupid words that somehow insult gay people AND the disabled! Truly, you are the epitome of human scum. May you, in a beautiful stroke of dark humor, fall to your death for trivializing and mocking the death of a great man.

Maladroit would have been a fine album from anyone else but Weezer. I like it but it sure as hell doesn't touch the Blue Album.

Holy shit, I HAVE to go to Barnes and Noble and read that book now. That was just awesome.