Eh...chalk it up to the time (4:17am here) where I can barely think straight. And when that happens, I actually make....gasp...sense!
Aside from Henry being untalented, personally, I don't think he fits into the whole Mattitude gimmick, even as a bodyguard.
As much as I'm a mark for Moore, I'd have to say that he's nothing without an over person to attach himself to (see Hurricane and Matt). Matt is already carrying himself and Moore...how the hell can he carry Mark as well?
Besides, who said he NEEDED bodyguard anyways? Perhaps there's a reason Rhyno was dropped from the role...maybe they just decided Matt didn't need a bodyguard at all.