J.B. Buzzkill

That's not completely their fault though, since that's how Vince presents them. He also presents them as being goofy people that either can't or have a hard time speaking English (even though Tajiri and Funaki can speak perfect English, but they can't *cough*KAYFABE*cough*.)

I think Beat the Geeks is worse.

Who is that much better than Goldust on RAW? Good point, but Goldie isn't #2. I think Booker T, Y2J, Christian, and Lance Storm are better.

SMELL THE BUYRATE~!

Goldust= #2 worker on Raw?! Jericho= #1 heel on Raw?! Gimme a break.

Well, at least I don't have to listen to her.

You're kidding. I can't watch it. Goddamn satellite.

Goddammit, my satellite's screwing up. I can't get MTV! And Jackass is on tonight too!

Well, he's 6'5" 270 according to the WWE page, being 6'5" usually means a push at some point. Besides, he used to play college football so there's the "hoss" qualification. Why he's getting buried on Heat is beyond me. Oh. It's probably just me, but he doesn't look very big.

Nitwitski's not very big, is he?

Benoit's new theme music got me into Our Lady Peace.

Tajiri was wearing that?! Goddammit, I missed it!

I'm going to SD! next week (I live in Indy), and I'd like to see Brock finally get decimated there.

He botched it on The Rock too and almost Gansobombed him.

UC = University of Cincinnati.

He barely did a tribute to Lou Thesz, 1 of the legends of wrestling.

Doubt it. They didn't do it on SD!

Okerlund: "Those who don't remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Gee, I wonder who's doing that now?

Steph's making her join Matt in his crash diet.

Bust out a POISONED RANA~!

Hell, CLOTHESLINES finish matches (on this show!)

Kinda like that Viagra commercial.

Brock REALLY needs some new music.

Yeah, but to me, she looks a hell of a lot older than that...anybody else think she does or is it just me? She looks a little older. She's actually 26.

Tajiri is also God