The Thread Killer

You do know Vince Russo works for TNA, right? Are you trying to compare Russos experience in the industry with that of Hollywood writers? You might not like the guy, but to try and deny over 15 years of experience in the industry is absolutely ludicrous and flat out childish. Russo himself has admitted that he has tried and failed to get movie and TV projects that he has written made. He is a self admitted Hollywood wannabe. He admitted this after he helped tank WCW with some of the worst writing ever seen, and before he came back to TNA. And denying Vince Russo's "experience" in wrestling is "childish?"

You do know Vince Russo works for TNA, right?

I've never faked my own death. And I don't think CJ has challenged anyone to a fight. CJ never faked his own death...that's a TSM myth. When he stopped calling himself "Highspot" and started calling himself Crucifixio Jones he wrote a mock obituary in the Flaming Folder for Highspot, but it was clearly tongue-in-cheek and nobody thought he was really dead. He was trying to demonstrate that the gloves were off, and he wasn't going to be nice to everybody anymore...when he stopped calling himself Highspot and started calling himself CJ he started being a lot more acerbic in his posting style. You can say a lot about him, but he wasn't stupid...he would not have faked his own death. The only people who thought he was faking his death were people who weren't there at the time, or people who were there and didn't pick up on his sarcasm. I didn't even really like the guy all that much, and I can barely remember what I had for breakfast this morning, and even I know that. You can say a lot about CJ but he never faked his own death, that whole rumor should be put to bed. And yeah he did challenge people to a fight...specifically Witty Banter, who was going to take him up on it, but they lived too far apart.

I remember back in the old days, this folder was for when you had a problem with somebody, you would come in here and tell them that. I am not sure how you youngsters are doing things here nowadays, but I have something I wanted to say, so I'm gonna say it. One of the reasons I drop by TSM is to check out the TNA folder. This is one of the few messageboards with enough posters to support it's own TNA folder. I don't watch TNA, so I can check out the latest TNA news and reviews there. Once in a very rare while I even post. I read the discussions. I have noticed every time I go in there that "The Truthiness" is always trolling in there...and it's freaking annoying. I am not 100% convinced that Truthiness isn't "you know who" anyhow, because when he/she/it was around, old Truthy used to follow it around like a little lost puppy, and had it's picture for his avatar too. So either The Truthiness account is just another socko for ol' Peter, or he actually had an online chubby for a dude. (Or a woman pretending to be a dude pretending be a woman.) Either way, when you're that much of a dick licker, you probably shouldn't carry on like a freaking dipshit and leave yourself open. So please, Truthiness, do the world a big favor and pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow. You are a bag of festering donkey dung which has been sitting in the Mexican sun too long. Kill yourself. Sincerely, The Thread Killer

Oh man, this isn't going anywhere good. I'm getting the hell out of here and going back to The Pit where I belong, before Milky comes back and starts posting pictures of his fagstick again.

God, shut up. Well played, no comeback for that.

Who the hell are you and why the hell should I care what you think? You don't even know me. I might annoy you, but I am neither stupid nor a homosexual, so STFU. You need to recognize, ass breath. I was hanging out in this folder while your father was still saving up the money for his hour with your mother. So in short, stow. I wasn't talking to you, loser. I was pointing it out to Gary Floyd. Waitaminute...you're "Milky?" Aren't you the guy who goes around posting pictures of his dick and talking about his gay sex experiences?

I trust you, and that is another awesome sentence.

I'm now imagining Thread Killer walking off like a Samurai in a Kurosawa film. Dude! I didn't send those PM's.

Who the hell are you and why the hell should I care what you think? You don't even know me. I might annoy you, but I am neither stupid nor a homosexual, so STFU. You need to recognize, ass breath. I was hanging out in this folder while your father was still saving up the money for his hour with your mother. So in short, stow.

YES! *mad pelvic thrusting* You're the man Vitamin X. ... I wonder if that sentence has ever been written before in the history of the English Language. Not that I am saying Vitamin X isn't the man...just that...those words being used in a sentence seem unlikely. Anyhow, now that The Truthiness has been banned, I can go back to lurking in the TNA folder. I will be back to start another thread in another 7 years. Mark your calendars.

I am not spamming for The Pit. I am just saying, anybody who wants to talk to me, or even cuss me out or get all bitchy with me has to come to The Pit to do it. My time online is limited, but I'm more than happy to talk to anybody over there.

NO. Your argument is invalid. If you want to socialize with me, I can be found at The Pit in the Boardum thread between 9:00 am and 5:00 pm Eastern Standard Time, Monday to Friday, excluding holidays. Everybody from TSM is welcome at The Pit, so long as they aren't there to lurk and not post, or troll.

Okay now I'm gonna try, because I wanna be all NHB cool too. "My shit smells like beef stew." See what I did? There was cussing, it was just one cryptic line, and it had nothing to do with the topic. Now I'm down with the cool kids.

Damn dude, that was all...alternative and nihilistic and edgy and cool. Oh man...that was even COOLER and EDGIER than the other guy! One of you said "piss" but then the other guy totally kept going and said "cum!" See, it was extra badass because it had nothing to do with the thread, but you guys were like totally showing everybody how you don't even care about what's going on here...but you're still aware enough to make a comment. You guys are awesome.

Who are those PM's even from? I don't want people thinking I sent them...if I have a problem with somebody I tell them, I don't go running to the mods like a bitch...and if I ever had to talk to a TSM mod it sure as shit wouldn't be fucking Czech, I'd talk to 909 and I'd do it at The Pit, not here. I don't even know who "AmDragFan" "goldengreek" or "Spaceman Ross" are.

Hey cut poor Truthiness some slack...he's just in a bad mood because the object of his online love turned out to be a guy. Speaking of which, did you and Peter set a date for the big day yet Truthy?

So I am afraid we are going to have to retroactively abort you, Eric. Rules are rules.

Listen, what are you implying by asking that question? I don't know you. Don't pretend that we know each other. Everybody knows me. I'm a legend around these parts. You wish you knew me, then you'd be all like "I know The Thread Killer." But you don't.

So you won Poster of the Year here, huh?

WOW! That's SPAMTASTIC!

We have a rule at The Pit...POST OR DIE. We give new accounts a couple of weeks, and then if they still have a zero post count, we erase them. We believe that people who sign up just to lurk will end up coming back here to say "lol guess wut they sed guys" just contribute to the TSM/Pit feud, which is lame. We have no issue with TSM people coming there if they want to be active members of the community. Your good friend EHME is now posting there quite a bit, and is fitting in wonderfully. Everbody is welcome...but to post, not to lurk. If you want to lurk, do it in the bushes outside the old folks home like the rest of us.

Sorry Bob. I guess we all can't be as funny as you are. I bow to your concept of what is and isn't funny. (Really high, pre-puberty voice) "Did you ever notice only gay people run together?"

And for Gawd's sake Kreese, what do you have against sticking with one user name? Admit it...you're Boondocks, and YOU'RE "one of us" too. You post at The Pit and YOU LOVE IT.

Well duh, you're Canadian. The way people were celebrating here on Inauguration Day, you'd have never known you weren't in the States. I actually asked a couple of people: "Why do you care? We have a Prime Minister, and he's white, and Conservative on top of that." In return you get a blank stare for a couple of seconds and then a "Yea Obama!"