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USA! USA! USA! Oh...wait a second.

Nothing says "hardcore" like bright green on bright blue. On the other hand, Kurt's ring attire makes him look like he's going to take a Quinjet to Avenger's Mansion after the show.

That Top Model commercial is beyond stupid. Young chick: "I'm a virgin" Old Ugly Woman: **gasp as if she just told you she was a man** ___________ LOL@"costume malfunction"

Evidently, Chavo Senior's on a mission to put over every Mexican in the company. (Admittedly, not a very long list.)

Goldberg looks like Bluto from "Popeye" now. That guy always over-sold that Spinach finisher. And why were the feuding over Olive Oil? The bitch made Callista Flockhart look like Pam Anderson. edit: THIS is why they cut the Tajiri match.

Half of this thing is just Rey's entrance video. Cost saving measure, I guess.

$10 says this'll be an extra on the "No Way Out" DVD. This song sounds like it should be in a Taco Bell commercial. "Cross the Border"?

That show where people get fired. Donald Trump should appear at Wrestlemania and fire the booking committee.

Throw money at the crowd... ...surprised they haven't had Randy Orton try that yet.

Ladies and Gentlemen...Mr. Torrie Wilson.

Smackdown must be the best show on UPN... ...that's not a compliment.

It'll be interesting to see what kind of a storyline they eventually cook up to give Goldberg the number one contendership going into Mania. I guess we'll have to wait a while to find out.

Wow, that's some good reporting. It should've read: Dr. Dean, a former Vermont governor, has been the most outspoken in his opposition to the Iraq war, but the issue has also been hammered home by other candidates. Someone needs a new fact checker.

Don't let the WWE tell you what's true and what isn't! Make up your own WWE Headlines, and post them here! -Do YOU know the real reason Goldberg lost the belt? -Did you see Kevin Nash at Popeye's Chicken? -Is "kayfabe" an internet hoax, and everything you see on Raw is actually real? -Does your favorite wrestler have a new theme song with funny lyrics? Post it here! Be bold! Be controversial! But, most importantly, BE FUNNY! Examples: Raw Originality Questioned The Raw creative team denies that the current Trish/Jericho storyline is a rip-off of the movie She's All That. "At no time did you see Trish wear glasses," stated Brian Gewirtz. _______________ Producers Reveal What Wasn't On 2003 Special The WWE RAW production team recently revealed the things that did not get included on the recent "Best of RAW 2003" special. They included: -Patterson breakig the news to Kevin Nash that he'd be putting Jericho over. -The other 2700 times J.R. yelled "Stone Cold!" during Austin's No Way Out match. -Batisita's 3rd, 7th, and 11th injuries of the year. -Rob Conway comparing his BUTT to a picture of J-Lo's. -Shawn Michaels attempting to faith-heal Nash's quad. -Anything with anyone named Hardy. -Shane McMahon claiming he invented RVD's thumbs-taunt. -Brian Gerwitz getting story idea's from his 13 year old niece. -The time Stacy Keibler blew Claude Rains backstage. -Anything involving Goldberg having the championship (talk about your no-selling). ______________________ Update On Kane/Booker T Feud Monday Night Raw's two "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Bride" upper-midcarders Kane and Booker T have begun a feud as of last night. Many believe the decision was made to have to two feud because neither wanted to put over Randy Orton at the upcoming Royal Rumble. According to sources, Kane will be continuing his gimmick of lighting things on fire by burning a cross on Booker T's yard sometime in the coming weeks. ______________________ Tajiri Update Rather than calling his stable the Japanese Mafia (which they closely resemble), Tajiri has instead chosen to name his stable Team Iron Chef (which they also closely resemble).

Y2Jerk To Get Push? The TSM front office may have decided to push TSM's undercard superstar Y2Jerk. Y2Jerk has been attacked both in the ring and during promos by the likes of main event heels Jeffery Dahmer, Michael Jackson, Osama Bin Laden, and George "the W" Bush. While management waits to see if Y2Jerk gets over, many are suggesting that Y2Jerk's "Funny WWE Headlines" thread will be soon squashed by a thread about Triple H. Others have suggested that the only reason that Y2Jerk is even around is because he once mailed The Dames a copy of an episode of "Angel" that the The Smart Marks' CEO had missed. In a related story, there is a push backstage to ban ebaumsworld.com pictures as finishers. The finishers do not get the poster over, and come across like The Rock trying to do a sharpshooter. credit: 411zone.gov

David Arquette Update One proposed angle involving former WCW Champion David Arquette is to have him carry the World Heavyweight Championship for several months after Wrestlemania while Triple H recuperates for several months. The proposed main event for April's "Backlash" will be a triple threat between Arquette, Goldberg, and the soon-to-be traded Chris Benoit. Arquette will reportedly go over Benoit at the Edmonton, Alberta event. While most backstage feel this is a bad idea, Vince is excited at the prospect of bringing in Arquette's wife, "Friends" star Courtney Cox-Arquette to spike the ratings. "Damn fucking Vince," said one source within the company, who was apparently displeased with the decision. This wrestler, who wished to remain anonymous also stated, "that stupid motherfucking piece of shit" before adding, "goddamn this fucking company to fucking hell." It is beleived that the source of the quote was none other than Linda McMahon. We'll keep you posted. credit: 1torchofpain.org

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^And don't forget, the STAY-PUFT MARSHMELLOW MAN is a real hoss.^

Good point. And they might as well just make a new title belt that says "World HHHeavyweight Championship" at this point. I mean, yeah I understand that Goldberg had to drop the belt so he could fulfill his obligation in Japan...but really now.

That looks nothing like me. Everyone knows my beanie is red and white. Duh. Supreme Court Rules In Wrestling Case In a 7-2 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that wrestling match stipulations were not legally binding. The case of The State of South Carolina v. The Masked Mauler was heard after the wrestler in question was arrested upon his return to West Hintonfield, S.C., just months after loosing a "loser leaves town match" at a independent wrestling show in 1998. The Masked Mauler was arrested in early 1999 for violating the stipulation, and has spent the last 5 and a half years appealing the tresspassing conviction. The ramifications of this case are expected to shake the wrestling industry to its very core. Many fans of the sport were also disspleased with the decision, but it is unknown how the wrestlers themselves will react. Hardest hit will be the WWE's bookers, who will be forced to come up with angles for pay-per-views that do not revolve around match stipulations. More on this story as I make it up. credit: TheScorch

Molly's good looking in a "you actually got a chance with her" kind of way, but she's not in Stacy or Trish's league. Victoria has the best body, though. Anyone want to see Shiavone come to the WWE? **crickets chirp**

Wow...about a whole third of the audience is cheering. Yeah, push Holly to the moon.

I can't wait for Holly to fued with the WGTT so they can injure him, also. Bob's 0-2 against ex-amatuer stars.

Masked Man of Mystery > Stephanie McMahon

Or, if you're Nidia, one of the dumbest angles you've NEVER seen. **rimshot**