SuperJerk

Vince, hire this man.

Brainiac wouldn't want fluid.

I almost think that was self-parody.

Lois in that preview almost beat Chloe's schoolgirl costume. Almost.

"Slaying Buffy the Vampire" "Up, up, and away." That's 5.

Oh, fucking shoot me.

I suspect they'll find a way to use the killing to fuel some super Lana-guilt, leading to the inevitable Clark/Lana break-up #98734085.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> What is the costume joke? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Clark said he hates costumes...'cuz he's going to grow up to wear one.

Don't these chicks ever *fuck* guys?

Now we're watching "Catwoman".

<---Wants the Legion to guest-star.

Its Ann Rice's fault. And Vampires became a cliche a long time ago. (Thanks, Joss Whedon.)

"I hate costumes." Buffy Saunders "Clark, there's no such thing as vampires." Inside. Joke. HELL.

We left comics continuity a LONG time ago. So far, the only thing he has in common with comics Brainiac is the alias Milton Fine. He seems to be more based on the S: TAS version of Brainiac, who was a Kryptonian machine come to life, and had a diverse range of abilities.

SPICE GIRLS!

California. Coincidentally, as written, Spike was originally supposed to be southern. Okay...they're making progress. Instead of reminding me of a 1st season Buffy, this reminds me of a 4th season Buffy.

He was shot and Jor-El gave him his powers back...AT A PRICE! (Someone's gonna die soon.)

If this was Fox, they'd have plastered "LANA GETS EATEN BY OTHER GIRLS!" all over the ads.

Luthor pimping the purple shirts again.

BUFFY????? Welcome to inside joke hell.

I feel like I'm watching a first season Buffy episode.

The only athlete episode I really liked was The Rock. I HATED the Jeter and Roddick episodes, I only tolerated the Gordon one b/c of Avril and the Tom Brady episode sucked too. If Lance is willing to make fun of himself and shows some range, maybe they can do something good for him. Too often the show is either a recurring character fest or the host just plays himself. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They haven't had a good athlete host in years. The Michael Jordan one to start the 1991 season was the best I can remember. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, but Armstrong doesn't get to have Public Enemy as his musical guest.

http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2005_/arti.../1130286107.php As buried as he was, that gimmick's really the only thing keeping him off the unemployment line.

I found it really funny that Joker was so pissed he wasn't also having end of the world dreams like the rest of the villians.