SuperJerk

^I was looking for a new quote of the week.^ Where the fuck were you last week? Shit, my ears are burning...

I'm surprised Elizabethtown isn't doing better. Okay, no I'm not.

That's the gayest picture of Batista I've ever seen.

Are you implying that the storylines on Raw and Smackdown are nothing new?

What was the name of the episode where Butter's mom tries to kill him?

I'm kind of surprised by the high marks for "Dancing with the Stars", given the number of times Kelly Monaco has inspired masturbation. I mean, come on now. Hello...?

So...what kind of prize are we talking about here?

Oh, trust me. It could've been worse.

I think primetime is considered 8pm-11pm eastern time (7-10pm central).

(Not relevant, but funny.)

http://www.parentstv.org/PTC/publications/...dworst/main.asp I actually think they made some good picks with their top 10, but they also continue to show how clueless they are with their rationales. And I hear that "Not Available" show that made the top 10 totally sucks ass. I know the PTC used to try to get these shows cancelled, but since they've moved on from attacking pro-wrestling to attacking network-TV darlings, they seem to now only be advocating warning parents. I'll say what I've said every year. You've got a V-chip and TV ratings. Fuck you if you don't know how to use them.

I think Bob's comment about Armstrong getting cancer was supposed to be a joke, since DUH, HE ALREADY HAD CANCER. It'd be like me wishing Bush would choke on a pretzel, or that his daughters grow up to be drunken college sluts. Its funny because I'm wishing for something that not only already happened, but people made a GIGANTIC FUCKING DEAL ABOUT.

Yes, he sucked. He was obviously only hired because of his appearance. Of course, it didn't help they wrote some of the shittiest dialogue imaginable for him, and insisted on calling him "AC". I didn't see the Flash episode last year. What was THAT like?

I must be the only Mr. Show mark around here. All of those shows are awesome in their own way, but Mr. Show was the only one that made me laugh until I hurt. Especially season 3.

The only reason we even have stuff like the pledge of allegiance is so people can make sure other people know they're patriotic. Its pure show.

*clears throat* <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wait...we're having an ongoing argument about church and state, and nobody told me? You bastards!

Almost all other movies > those "documentaries" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Almost all other posts > your "reply". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oranges > Apples <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's hardly a fair comparison, sir.

Almost all other movies > those "documentaries" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Almost all other posts > your "reply".

There's subtle foreshadowing....then there's hitting you in the balls with it repeatedly every week.

I want a live action Justice League movie. (But with better actors.)

Yet...Cena doesn't have to wear a suit? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gimmick? Are you implying Cena is not a real rapper?

"Clark, there's no such thing as vampires."

Bowling for Columbine > Fahrenheit 9/11