SuperJerk

I feel really out of the loop...I didn't realize Chuck Schumer was running for Senate from Kentucky.

Versus John McCain, Sarah Palin, and John Boehner? Don't forget the enormous bag of douche that is Mitch McConnell.

Just wanted to put this out there... http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/..._duty_call.html This, at its heart, is an insight into the rationale for the constant cries of "liberal media bias." If the public doesn't agree or care, its the media's fault. If the media doesn't report things in a way that favors conservatives, regardless of whether the conservative position is or is not supportable with facts or evidence or if the facts the conservatives happen to be obsessing over are even relevant, it is proof that there is a bias against conservatives. It is an intellectual short-cut: to attack this easy target. It is also based on arrogance. If no one cares about some irrelelvant factoid but you, it must be everyone else's fault and couldn't possibly be because they're in on something you are not: the irrelevance of the factoid.

I guess this is why CNN is better than MSNBC or FOX. They're not liberal or conservative. Their only bias is which way the wind happens to be blowing.

Keith Olbermann just used that clip of Penguin debating Batman. Angry, overly-partisan minds think alike.

I don't agree that McCain won. I don't think either man said anything particularly persuasive or made any points they have not already said a few dozen times, but McCain's angry attacks and Obama's smooth deflection of the Ayers and abortion controveries may have pushed more viewers into the Obama column.

Want to draw attention to...

Maybe not among the hottest, but I thought Hillary was pretty good looking when she went in back in 1992. Being the hottest First Lady is kind of like being taller than a room full of midgets.

You noticed she's black, right? Yeah, so am I, which is why I'm shocked I didn't notice it. Black or white...I think we can all agree Michelle's a sexy woman.

CNN has what? Man, all MSNBC has is Buchanan and Maddow TAKING TURNS AND LETTING EACH OTHER TALK.

You noticed she's black, right?

"Fuck!"

McCain: "AUTISM! AUTISM!"

Handing out condoms might help, too.

Did McCain just say he was against teacher certification?

We may spend more per capita on education, but in practice that money isn't spread out anywhere CLOSE to evenly.

Obama: "We should try to prevent unintended pregnancies by providing appropriate education to our youth..." "Hey!"

McCain: "I'm against ideological litmus tests...but I will only support judges with strict interpretations of the Constitution." WHAT. THE. HELL?

Gold-plated Cadillacs? Awww...yeah...

He just snuck the capital gains tax in there for absolutely no reason. Its like the damn thing needs constantly rationalization or else they'll realize how dumb cutting it is.

I think the reason McCain has looked like a dick in all three debate is because he is A DICK.

I fully endorse Biden's "cockameme" plan to divide Iraq into three self-governed regions to reduce ethnic conflicts between the 3 sects. It's a good idea. These three groups were arbitrarily thrown together into one country after World War I, purely to benefit European powers. Without a dictator in place to keep the peace using oppression, there needs to be some way to bring these three groups into peaceful coexistence. If McCain has a better idea, I'd like to hear it.

Sarah Palin cares more about this than anyone he knows....including, apparently, Cindy McCain, who is an ex-special ed. teacher.

McCain: "I don't care about Bill Ayers, who kills baby kittens, or ACORN, that sticks razor blades in Halloween candy..."

Paul Volker shout out! (sorry)