SuperJerk

You gotta admit... Vladimir Putin looks like a James Bond villian.

He was joking with an old veteran friend. Judge for yourself.

Why is Pakistan the ONLY country McCain doesn't want to announce the bombing of, and engage in incentive-based diplomacy with?

Even CLEAN coal?

I wasn't worried until that last part.

Obama Doctrine. McCain Doctrine. IN WHUT REESPECT, CHARLEEY?

"My friends, you're my friend, my friends."

"Four corners of the Earth" Cuz McCain's so old, he remembers before people knew the world was round.

Yeah, the women were going absolutely orgasmic the entire time he was talking about it.

Men don't care about children getting health care. Bastards.

Gold plated Cadillacs? Um, huh?

Likelihood of putting medical records online being a good thing: .00002%

Goodies! Like Werther's Originals!

We can create a thousand bajillion new jobs in energy production. We can create so many jobs, we'll ALL be working for the energy industry! Yeah!

We can fix Social Security... ...oh, AND Medicare? Well...um...so how, uh, 'bout them New York Metropolitans?

Hoover...really? Um...didn't FDR increase taxes on the upper class during the New Deal and WWII?

Did McCain say how much the over-head projector he keeps bitching about costed? Because he seems pretty pissed about it.

BOLD PREDICTION: McCain will mention earmarks and energy indepedence in 90% of his answers.

MMMMmmmm...pork barrel earmarks.

Obama: "You're not interested in politicians pointing fingers..." (promptly puts figurative finger away as he says it)

"Senator Obama and his cronies" LOL. Hey, jackass, you're not at a campaign rally.

Maybe I'm biased, but McCain's already tanking. Sure, I'd appoint Warren Buffet to lead the Treasury Department, but is his main qualification really "someone people can relate to"?

It was all Katie Couric's fault for asking the wrong questions.

HE'S NOT A BLACK MAN! HE'S NOT A BLACK MAN! HE'S NOT A BLACK MAY-UN! New poll shows American people finally come to their fucking senses about McCain.

My favorite part: In spite of it all, much of the media saw a credible performance. I could quote the hosannas of some of my colleagues, but I spare them the infamy that will surely follow them to their graves. (The debate's moderator, Gwen Ifill, used the occasion to catch up on some sleep.) Many of them judged Palin simply as a performer and inferred that this would go over well in homes with aboveground swimming pools. Oh, snap. Also... Is that you, Uncle Ruckus?