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Shouldn't Edge get a shot no matter what? He'd be tied with Jeff Jarrett for the most wins. ...That's all I could come up with.

Why would Orton fall BACKWARD on an enziguri sell? I assumed he lost his balance and fell backwards. That was sloppy, too, though.

Why would Jericho roll him TOWARD the rope for the pin? This match just lost me.

I'd shit if JR mentioned Jeff Jarrett holding the record for IC wins.

Boy, Raw sure was short tonight. It already the end of the show... **looks at clock** WTF? They're putting this on already?

Hmmm...Matt got the best of Kane. The first law of WWE PPVs is definitely in effect here.

JR's hyperbole is really annoying in that commerical. Edge's "biggest night" was probably the time he faced Brock for the WWE Title (back when it meant something).

Thanks, Matt. I mean that.

Is this Matt's first PPV since losing to Gowan?

"Slow changes no one sees." I think I heard that in a song once.

^Battle of the protruding brows.^ Something to do with the 007 marathon?

Is this a shoot?

Aw, shit...the chances of Edge vs HHH at Summerslam just increased exponentially.

"Darwin is right." I always thought HBK should've started a new stable and called it "Creationism".

I have to give you credit for that one. Good stuff.

This show's making a good argument for having a bunch of failed sitcom writers on your staff.

She's too worried about everyone else's business, which cancels out looks in my opinion. I hate nosey people. How is it "everyone else's business"? She's the one all this shit keeps happening to. Its not her fault she's smarter than the producers. I just meant I hate how people need to know everything about everyone else all the time...it's annoying. If she was an actress, her character would get on my nerves in 1 episode. She was assessing the competition. She thinks she's on a reality show, after all.

She's too worried about everyone else's business, which cancels out looks in my opinion. I hate nosey people. How is it "everyone else's business"? She's the one all this shit keeps happening to. Its not her fault she's smarter than the producers.

Holy Val Venis sighting~!

I wonder if she gets kicked off for figuring out the angle, does she still win the money?

Y2J finally gets his chance to put Orton over. Yay.

THAT'S how you get heel heat. Take notes, JBL.

This is owning Smackdown.

Eugene's music REALLY sounds like "Obsession" by Animotion.