SuperJerk

Great beat down. Take notes, Randy.

Should've known the turn was coming when he grew chest hair...

EVIL Kurt returns~! (About fucking time.)

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Rey's wearing the "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield" mask.

I'm viciously afraid the WWE will read that and think its a good idea.

Why the hell not? Because we're a bunch of dumb marks who cheer for who ever Vince tells us to.

COLE: And here's a picture of Eddie eating dinner for the first time as WWE Champion! And here's him screwing his wife for the first time as WWE Champion! And now he's taking a dump for the first time as WWE Champion!

I'm pretty sure we don't love Chavo in Kansas City... ...but I could be wrong.

CONTINUITY~! "I don't even care about this guy, but..."

This and Star Trek.

You really want an answer to that?

I've got tickets to next week's show.

Has anyone pointed out that what Stone Cold "wouldn't do" includes wrestling Lesnar?

Looks like Josh got a "Queer Eye" make-over.

Bold prediction: this promo will end with Show getting called gay.

"Parents just don't understand...man."

It's Eddie and Chavo because it was recorded before the heel turn And thus, Lt. Obvious is promoted to Captain.

Yeah, music videos are an art form reserved for great musicians, and shouldn't be tainted like that. Disgusted AND appalled.

Paul's been reading ahead in the script again.

My only contribution to this discussion of the show is to point out that I'm disgusted and appalled that Tyra Banks has a music video. Disgusted AND appalled.

I think that's something we can agree on. ...do you plan to order WMXX? Absolutely.

I think that's something we can agree on.

Exactly.

And yet we still question the idea of having these three as the Wrestlemania ME? Sounds like the fans want to see this match to me. stupidest thing Ive read today... HBK wasnt scheduled to be involved...just shows up and mooches onto a HHH vs. Benoit contract segment. How does that show the audience is interested in HBK-Benoit-HHH? The crowd seemed to die just a bit as it dragged along, and ratings went down after the contract swerve. You really need to give 'thought' a try there duder If most fans were not interested, there's a strong chance they'd have changed the channel when HBK showed up, thus decreasing the numbers. Instead, they stayed tuned because they wanted to see how HBK would become involved. The ratings went down after the contract swerve becasue the show broke for commercial. If you're trying to disprove my theory, perhaps YOU should more thought into it, "duder". HBK was there for the last few minutes of a 15 minute segment. The ratings dont reflect by the minute or what happened exactly when HBK arrived. All this shows is that a HHH-Benoit contract signing which was heavilly promoted and no mention of HBK had ever been made prior drew a big rating. HBK means nothing to the rating...this isnt really that hard...is it? You're saying HBK had no impact on the ratings because no one knew HBK might get involved in the contract signing? What about the two weeks of foreshadowing that suggested that HBK was getting involved in HBK/Benoit? Are you going to completely dismiss that, too? Your claim that HBK being there killed the crowd is not based on anything but your own faulty memories/imagination. HBK wasin the segment for over four minutes. The live crowd reacted loudly to HBK kicking Benoit, and the crowd was ON THEIR FEET for the entire time HBK was in the ring. I'll repeat: THE LIVE CROWD WAS ON THEIR FEET THE ENTIRE TIME HBK WAS IN THE RING. So, let's look at all the evidence so far: -the segment drew the highest rating of the night (4.2). -the segment had the live crowd on their feet, including the entire time HBK was in the ring. -HBK was in the ring for 4 full minutes of a 15 minute segment. -the crowd reacted loudly (they booed) when HBK kicked Benoit. -the show had been foreshadowing HBK getting involved with Benoit and HHH for two weeks. Do you still think my argument has no merit whatsoever?