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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    That spot is there for like if you do community service or something you can put Revered Jimmy Joe Hasbeen as a reference that you are an upright citizen and stuff eventhough it's not a paid gig. Re: Funny ads. I got one for MeetingBlacks personals. Yeah, I'm a white boy in Utah.
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    Jericho mobbed by fans, hits woman

    I'll sign up, should I start getting the showers ready?
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    The Bruiser Brody Thread

    You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
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    Gravy Train

    Whenever I get stuff in a diner or restaurant I always have them put it on the side, to avoid this exact thing from happening.
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    TSM's Worth

    Are You Ready For Help? Find Individualized Eating Disorder Treatment Options-You're Not Alone. www.RaderPrograms.com Wwe Batista Find great deals and save! Compare products, prices & stores www.Shopping.com Find Love Online Meet Spanish Singles. Get Matched On 29 Dimensions of Compatibility. www.eHarmony.com Should be something like this at the top of the page, beneath My Controls.
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    TSM's Worth

    Are the ads the ones we click on? Cause I never click on them bitches.
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    Yeah, pretty much. I have a family friend who owns a car dealership in town on my professional reference, and actually the former mayor who is my grandparents neighbor and I've known all my life. Never worked for either of them, actually it's often better to have people who know you outside of work who will vouch for your awesomeness as well.
  8. Cheech is a New York Post headline writer! I'll be here all day folks. By the way, do you know how we can tell A-Rod used steroids? He used to cycle off every October. *rimshot*
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    This week in the NBA

    I think he'll be really good in the triangle. Morrison always seemed to be that "nice cog" third option guy to me.
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    2009 Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards

    And now after reading this thread it's stuck in my head. Yeah, it's pretty horrid.
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    Holy shit, it's Friday. I have a paycheck at work. Good thing I checked this thread.
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    WWE General Discussion - February 2009

    Windham Rotunda looks like a white Takeshi Morishima
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    Pictures I Like

    Your putting what? WHERE?
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    The Bruiser Brody Thread

    These promos are gold, Jerry, GOLD!
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    Biggest "Drop the Ball" Moment in Ever

    I'm going to jump in on this, actually while they were horribly underused, the Hollywood Blonds where more two guys just tossed together for no reason making something out of the situation. The fact that they got themselves over to such a degree that we think that they were misused speaks volumes for what they actually did. So if anything, they over achieved from what they were planned and forced the company to do something with them. Opposed to something that should have been big and wasn't.
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    Greatest Living Ballplayers

    Where is Shaq? Watching from the stands. NBA PG: Magic Johnson SG: Micheal Jordan SF: Larry Bird PF: Tim Duncan C: Wilt Chamberlain Reserves PG: Oscar Robertson SG: Jerry West SF: Julius Erving PF: Karl Malone (blatant homerism) C: Bill Russell Pete Maravich and Kareem filling out the roster. Red Auerbach coaching.
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    Vince McMahon vs. Keith Olbermann

    Are you trying to say that a poster is not alllowed to start 10 new threads in less than a week? Technically he should have been a larvae stage and unable to make new threads at all. Don't go fuckin' up our status quo.
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    Things that Amuse or Please You

    Awesome work story. We have a TV hanging in the produce which shills shit on occasion, or has tips for picking out fruit/cooking, all kinds of fun crap. Now one of these little tips is a "how to lose weight through food" blurb it talks about not eating less food, but eating the right kinds of food. It's got a hook of the actress on screen saying, "Eat girl, your too thin... has it been awhile since someone said that to you?" Then she goes on to explain about eating right vs. eating less. Anyways, I'm stocking the apples which are on one half of the table underneath the TV, and this heavyset black woman comes in and starts looking over the bananas which are on the other half of the table, and this ad comes on. I look up to ask if she needs help finding anything, and the lady is looking up at the screen and after the question she just goes, "You know it honey." To which I just start laughing hysterically. I barked a little bit at the beginning of the laugh, and I doubled over a bit. I try to stammer an apology, because it must have come off as rude, and the lady just laughs herself and goes, "Suge, I likes ta eat, don't concern yo'self." Which only made me laugh harder. It was totally awesome.
  19. All that she wants is another baby, yeah-uh.
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    Biggest Flash in the Pan

    I think Clarett is the poster boy for "What If's." He fought the draft rules, lost, then faded into obscurity. I think if he'd made it he'd be on Harley's list of RB's that had great rookie outings, then were pumping gas by age 26.
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    Biggest Flash in the Pan

    Honestly I wouldn't consider DC a Flash in the Pan, since he was pretty hot for a good 5-6 years. He didn't have a lengthy career, but he was damn good for several seasons. If DC is a Flash, then Shawn Kemp would have to be as well, since they were good for about the same time, then both got fat and didn't care anymore.
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    TSM Profile Tag Team Edition: Demolition

    Demolition could have easily worked in the Attitude era, they had borderline S&M gear as it was, bring them in as Goldust's henchmen and let them beat the shit out of people, and Goldust rub himself on the outside. I always dug them as a kid, HERE COMES THE AXE, HERE COMES THE SMASHER!
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    Hey Warriorfan... Fuck you buddy!

    Asian symbols is KOAB. Note the thousand times EHME quoted him and said, KOAB.
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    TMC1982 is on fire...

    Bob has a point. Like gay men jogging.
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