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    The Bruiser Brody Thread

    After scanning the Post a Picture of Yourself Thread, I figured Brody deserved his own thread were we can jerk off our uncles and feel up exes while doing drugs... or summat to that effect. Cheers Brody you are an example to us all. Hell Milky wants to be you, so that's saying something. YAY BRODY!
  2. Red Leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather. You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York.
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    You know what? I was in the first draft, I liked that roster I like what I've done so far in this one. If TI wants my spot let him have it, I dunno if it's worth my time just for one thread. I'd start reaching for random Japanese mid-carders in the next couple rounds so I'd wind up with a similar draft to what I had before anyways.
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    The End - Part Deux

    I should have said, Two months Rent.
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    The End - Part Deux

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    The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

    Sex outside of the missionary position, which is technically a felony in Utah. Might be a misdemeanor, it's a crime though.
  7. I think I've been too negative as a person as of late, so I'm starting this thread to look at the sunnyside of life. Maybe ya'll'll join in too. Sno Cones, these summer blessings rock. So simple, and yet I still have the compulsion of a five year old to want one everytime I walk past the Hawaiian Ice Booth that sits in basically a vacant parking lot near my home. Little Babies, like freaking new born where they just look around at everything with this expression of "WTF?" all the time. Awesome. Getting free out of code stuff from work. Oh hey, a couple of the juices went out of code. Rock on! Chug them down. The other day I got a party platter of chocolate cheesecake from the bakery that they were about to toss in the trash. I love getting free goodies, cause they are free. Hopefully this works, since I've kinda been in a shitty mood as late, and I think that thinking positively does have some impact on mental health (to a point, I don't want some tangent about how your dogs best friends owners cousin has some mental disease... unless it turns into a heart warming story of some kind. I love me some heart warming stories) Continue.
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    I'm actually hoping another character falls back to me, which I think he should and I'll use him as Papa Shango, since with my Freakshow I'll be somewhat face heavy in the midcard.
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    13 year old Father.

    Poor little guy. Will he still be there? Will he?
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    I'm drafting this guy because he was one of the most over gimmicks in the late 90's, and I'm running out of Vegas so he's a perfect fit. He's a solid mid-card guy, but if a certain someone falls back to me I might use one of his first gimmicks and run him as a heel against one of my freaks. All aboard the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Train! The Godfather, Kama, Papa Shango
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    Grab someone from Kaz's other group.
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    Food Porn

    Brazilians do love them some ribs.
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    Take the skinheads bowling

    I'm horrid at bowling, but I did manage to get a 150 once by finding the lightest ball in the place I could and just trying to get a MPH rating of over 40 (the alley had a speed-o-meter) and just crushed the pins a couple times in a row. Playing neon bumper bowling at like 3 am on Graduation Night in the 49th Street Galleria in an activity set up by the school was fun beyond words.
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    Yeah, I'd been awake for like three minutes when I did the search typos are expected. Plus I thought I'd Drury up the draft a bit.
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    I even name searched. Fucking name search failing me. That's what I get trying to search when I'm not fully awake yet. Same role, different guy. Buff Bagwell
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    Karma Hits Juventud Guerrera

    He's still Juicy to me.... damnit!
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    I need a mid-card heel to work against my growing group of freaks. This guys career was pretty short, but his heat was nuclear. Muhammed Hussan
  18. Goldengreek because he hates Cena. *YOU CAN'T SEE ME!*
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    Kane, what can he do next?

    Psycho Kane is always the best. He needs to hook people's testes to car batteries more often, or carry around a hook on a chain.
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    Kane, what can he do next?

    Edited for my own amusement.
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    Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe

    I almost did for part of my Freakshow, but thought DeMott would serve me better as a guy outside the main event looking in.
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    Another Agent of Oblivion question of the day

    I turned 21, had the itch to gamble, went to visit my cousin in Vegas, dropped a quarter in a slot, pulled the lever, lost the quarter, the itch was scratched so we went to an arcade and blew 20 bucks there instead.