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Lennie Briscoe And now I have someone to make clever quips. Lennie: We don't really give a damn about these people looting and bustin' up people's cars. That's not our department. We're homicide. Suspect: So? Lennie: So, your friend there is homicidin' somebody.

I couldn't breathe for a good thirty seconds. Hilarious!

Shin deep? I walked out of work after a 4 hour shift and I was shin-deep in 4 hours. I think the deepest I've actually physically stood in (as a teen, childhood the shit was over my head most of the time) was up to my nipples when I was 14 and I went snow camping and tripped on my snowshoes and felldown in a bank. I had to work my snow shoes off, "swim" to a tree and climb the tree while my friend's dad reattached the shoes to my feet. Fun stuff.

Why in the fuck is he posting on here the day after his wedding?

Damnit, he was going to be my sleeper.

I live in a town with no malls. So for years people went to K-Mart (my stores former neighbors in the strip mall) to see Santa, when that shut down Albertson's filled the void. The last couple of years, I've been the go to guy. They set up a little display in the movie cubby, and it's pretty laid back, parents just wander over with their kids and they hop on my lap (willingly, or after being persuaded to do so) get a free picture taken, fire off a quick list of things they want and get a candy cane. They can pick the photos up later that day, or whenever they bother to show back up looking for them. It's a fun gig, surprisingly there's quite a few people that dress their kids up to come see Santa. One of the aforementioned babies was dressed like an elf, she was like 2 months old and was just so fucking cute with little curled booties and candy cane striped tights, and a little Santa hat. She just cooed the whole time. I don't think I mentioned it in my initial blog, maybe it happened the year before is why, but I always remember this one family. A Latino family came in, dressed in well kept but well worn clothes. The two boys where in button-down shirts, and the little girl had on a frilly white dress to see Santa. The mom had a newborn in her arms, and the oldest boy prolly 8 quietly handed me a letter and told me he wanted some Pokemon stuff, the younger brother around 5 wanted Pokemon stuff and his sister (3-4ish) didn't say much but her eyes lit up when I mentioned a doll. They took their pictures and the mom asked a couple of times "I pick up at 4, yes?" They walked away, and I opened the boys letter. It was written in what I assume was the mothers handwriting, outlining Pokemon and some other things, and "muneca Barbie" for the daughter, and at the bottom a different handwriting, obviously the 8 year old boys writing, "A coat for my baby brother." My heart broke, I had to take a break and go cry in the break room.

We should have kept KANERULESFAN around just to see if he could pull off the upset.

I figured as much, but who knows what could happen when you get bored.

Running in the same e-fed for what... 6 years now? Would do that. Right back atcha slick. Outside nerdery of e-fedding. Honestly, I think I'd get along with most everyone, since in real life I'm the guy who in social settings usually just sits back and watches and pipes in with a quip now and again. If I have to make a list outside of Molotov and my boy Kilroy. Brooklyn Zoo Vit X Agent Mellow

I'll say right here right now, I'll vote Matt Young everytime if his videos are his smug face appearing in famous film scenes.

KITT

I'm coming to steal your microwave and leaving my piece of shit in it's place.

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I think I just had a heart attack looking at the picture of that.

I have to wonder if Urban's style would work at ND. When you think Notre Dame you don't think spread option, like someone was pointing out with Rodriguez's hire at Michigan the Big Ten/ND is more pro-style O. The only real advantage I could see at ND would be the ability to in theory get the best players from all over the country just because it's ND.

Bumping this, since I was Santa again this year. Nothing of note really happened. The usual scared children (ages 2-3) and my coworkers kid seeing that it was me and not wanting to sit on my lap because I wasn't "the Real Santa". On the plus side there was tons of little, little babies this year, like at least a dozen under 4 months old. Sooooo cute.

Only one Solution.... Mecha-Godzilla.

Who the hell licks concrete?

Aaaaand now for something completely different from me.... Cyril O'Reily

I drafted Aruba... Hooburrito misses nothing! Sri Lanka Soooo I didn't PM along since I wasn't sure if Someone Great is taking Porter's spot straight up or what. And ViciousFish is AWOLish... So... yeah...

I watched Shawn throwing Marty through the window like for three minutes. It's soothing, hilarious, and awesome all in one.

Also "Marvin Paint" was epic.

"It's a Hot Pocket that tastes like a Hot Pocket!"

Since Porter is gone, I'll snap up Vash The Stampede in this spot, since my next two picks I think will fly lower on the radar. Vash the Stampede

Since Jamaica got snagged, I'll grab another Carribean staple... Aruba I didn't really count, but it's been awhile since a pick, so if ViciousFish really wants Aruba I'll pick something else.