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I actually had one yesterday leaving work. I don't quite know why work had a box of them next to the punch clock, but there you go. I believe the thread your quote was discussed in was "Bad Candy". Come to think of it, we've had the "Smarties" debate before also. People actually give religious pamphlets to trick-or-treaters? That's god-awful. Yeah, there was a hardcore Baptist near my cousins house as a kid that gave out "Why Halloween is Destroying Your Soul" pamplets one year, with a "Jesus Loves You." My on the spot of retort, "If Jesus loves me, give me candy" didn't go over well. I was an adorable Robot if anyone cares.

So as not to detract from the serious discussion in the Campaign thread, here's something someone copy and pasted from elsewhere on the interwebs at another board I frequent. ************************************************ Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do? OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it. MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I'm a level 72 ranger and he's only a level 8 paladin. OBAMA: Well, if you'd bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you... MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party. OBAMA: Well, maybe some people got tired of the grim and squinty "Matterhorn, son of Marathon" shtick you keep doing. Dude, could you be any less original? MCCAIN: Oh my god, I did not leave my left nut in a tiger cage in the Tomb of Horrors to spend my Friday nights mopping up after the new kid. OBAMA: "My friends, I am a totally unoriginal grizzled character class stereotype. I should lead the party because I have more testicular damage than that one." MCCAIN: Yeah, well, you pal around with dark elves. OBAMA: OH NO YOU DIDN'T. MCCAIN: Whatever, so's your mom. OBAMA: So's your FACE. MCCAIN: So's your Mom's face! HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric? MCCAIN: Hilary, we've been over this. HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can't even use a sword. Fuck this noise. KUCINICH: IM A BARD OBAMA: That's nice. KUCINICH: MY FAMILIAR IS A PURPLE SNOW LEOPARD MCCAIN: Oh, Jesus. Here we go. KUCINICH: DID I MENTION MY WIFE IS A TOTALLY BANGIN DRYAD WITH 20 CHARISMA HILARY: C'mon you guys, I've been playing this shit since Gygax was in eighth grade. Why can't I be the party leader with the magic sword for once? MCCAIN: Because no one wants to see you in a bronze bra. OBAMA: Oh dude, BURRRRRNNNN. HILARY: SCREW YOU, Grandpa. I will so kick your ass. MCCAIN: Yeah? Bring it! I didn't spend 3 years in the Abyss with Githzerai hooking my nads up to a car battery to get beat by some Wellesley girl. HILARY: WHATEVER, you can't even lift your arms over your head. RON PAUL: I brought my Planescape character! OBAMA: Dude, we're playing Forgotten Realms. RON PAUL: I rift in from Sigil! I'm a Chaotic Neutral Tiefling Barbarian/Monk/Rogue! MCCAIN: DUDE, that is not even LEGAL. RON PAUL: Ronpaul the Barbarian say: suck it! Guns and abortions and weed for everyone! WHEEE! PALIN: Hi folks! Sorry I'm late! I brought caribou burgers. HILARY: Who the HELL is this? MCCAIN: It's cool, she's with me. HILARY: No! No, it's not cool! Every time you bring one of your rodeo-queen girlfriends in here she ends up playing some succubus infiltrator and killing the whole party! MCCAIN: Now, that is patently untrue. BIDEN: He has a point. Cindy turned out to be a vampire. MCCAIN: DUDE. SHUT UP. GM: You guys, seriously, if you don't knock it off with the bickering I'm going to start docking XP. MCCAIN: You know what? Fuck it. I'm suspending the campaign. GM: You can't do that! Only I can suspend the campaign! I didn't suspend it for the 1988 Mountain Dew shortage and I'm not going to suspend it now. KUCINICH: YOU GUYS I AM TOTALLY CASTING A CANTRIP MCCAIN: Oh my god, Dennis, shut up, you don't even count. KUCINICH: YOU GUYS ARE DICKS BIDEN: Where are the Cheetos? RON PAUL: Wait. What happen to tiny Mormon Man? GM: You find Mitt's lifeless, drained corpse has been stuffed in the broom closet. HILARY: Oh, God DAMMIT. MCAIN: Not ok! NOT OK! OBAMA: What, I didn't even get a detect evil roll for that one? HILARY: I TOLD you she was a succubus, but did anyone listen? Oohhhhh no, Hilary's just jealous of the beauty queen. RON PAUL: Pretty Lady screw Mitt lifeless. Ronpaul SMASH!! MCCAIN: Would you please go light up a spliff and stay out of this? The grown ups are talking. RON PAUL: Why pretty lady suck life out of Mitt and not Ronpaul? Not fair! HILARY: I mean, never mind that I'm the one with 17 Wisdom, but does anyone listen to the girl? Noooooo. RON PAUL: Also Mitt have stupid name. Who name kid after baseball equipment? KUCINICH: HAY YOU GUYS CHECK OUT MY HEAD OF VECNA TRICK HILARY: This never would have happened when Tim Russert was our GM. GM: You know what? Forget it. Rocks fall, everyone dies. OBAMA: Screw you guys. I'm going to go play Bunnies and Burrows at Jon Stewart's house. HILARY: Me too. MCCAIN: Me too. KUCINICH: GAZEBO!

Go to a Thrift shop find an old suit your size and be 70's prom date guy.

I learned that Dames wouldn't ban you if he said he'd give you another shot. Good for him.

Not any better than Eli Manning, which isn't saying much. ^^This is the gem people. THIS IS THE GEM.

I can see the first pass, because he still has a 2 in 3 chance for a million. But going 50/50 between a Million and a Dollar? He should have taken the 400k and ran with it. I want to start a game show and when people do something stupid like this have people come out and do The Dance of Shame at them. Or have monkeys throw shit at them. Something to solidify in their lives that they couldn't have possibly made a worse choice.

Just watched a guy crash and burn like hell on Deal or No Deal, he had 4 cases, 2 million dollar cases, something like a 75k or something in that range and $1. He opens a case, has the 75K in it, gets an offer for 600K+ to sell. He no deals. He opens another case, it has one of the million dollars in it. Gets an offer for like 420K to sell. His mother pleads... PLEADS with him to deal, his brother or whoever is like, No Deal, the guy is being all emotional and looks like he's going to deal and suddenly slams the door closed on the button. He takes his case he started with. They pop it open. $1. The mother damn near blacks out and his whole family is in shock. I just started laughing and laughing. I almost wish Deal or No Deal was more asshole-y and they had some guy run out and start yelling YOU SO STUPID like the gameshow on UHF, because this dude got greedy he walks away with a dollar. I mean if you are going to bank even a thousand or something like that you can at least console yourself with some modest boost to your income and it's worth the risk. This guy turned a house into a McDonald's Cheeseburger.

Guest_Nevermortal_* Jun 2 2003, 12:49 PM Post #8 Guests QUOTE(tank_abbott @ Jun 2 2003, 10:26 AM) *unzips pants....* What an asshole. Heh, Nevermortal was the guy who brought me here from an e-fed we were both in. Good times.

Unfortunately, I think 4chan already has the monopoly on this one Exactly the post I was about to make. Except this place isn't as annoying as 4chan. Plus, less creepy anime nerds. We did have WP and his Astro Boy obsession.

So, after the pinfall, are they going to call "cut?" That's a Wrap seems more appropos.

Come on VX, Enya isn't that bad. She's good trying to fall asleep music.

What is these days though?

Yeah Alfredo Sauce Lasagna sounds like warmed over death waiting to happen. Sure you'd die really happy, but the richness. THE RICHNESS!

Unfortunately, I think 4chan already has the monopoly on this one Exactly the post I was about to make.

Nighthawk is right, missions and being LDS are pretty much synonymous. I'll just point out that the magic underwear is more an expression of personal faith and promises made in the temples. I served a mission because I felt it was the right thing for me to do. I got to see a lot of lost and confused people come to Christ, I saw people become happier people. And actually, to be quite honest, I got to learn more about myself and my own personal levels of faith doing the mission than I would have in any other form. Not wanting to dredge through the tithing thing again, I'll just say that tithing paid for all the Books of Mormon I handed out in Brazil.

That was a murderous twist. Murder I say.

I was waiting for that. I wasn't quite sure which was correct, but didn't think I needed to bring it up for the sake of bringing it up. I'm still not sure which to use. Being Canadian, I have a penchant for silly spellings, of course. And shepherd's pie is probably my favourite food. I defy anyone to find a better winter comfort food. (Tourney on the horizon?) I'd vote for chili, but that's just me.

Max, I loathe cottage cheese in everything, it's texture is vile and I can't stand the stuff... unless it's on lasagna. Odd thing that.

Marvin... stop it.

That's pretty much my grandma's recipe right there. without the mushrooms, because my family outside of me has this weird hatred for mushrooms. Fun little mix up is the basic ground turkey instead of beef too. While different, it's really quite tasty. And cheddar? What are we? McLasagna?

It warrants a thread because it does. If nobody wants to talk about it, it'll die. Bruiser is keeping the board alive, you should thank him for his drunken Wiki searches.

After scanning around the Net following the BYU game and the fall-out of such, I have a question. Where does the Mountain West fall in "caliber" to you guys? Bloggers comments where making BYU out to be the next incarnation of Hawaii where they are playing no-name scrubs or bearly eeking out wins against La Tech or San Jose State and if they made a BCS Bowl they'd just get raped blind by whoever got the short stick in the BCS. While they played in some tight games, they played against BCS conference schools (granted they aren't top end of their respective conferences, but I digress) and they've never shied away from scheduling against bigger name schools. (Knocking off Number 1 Miami in the Detmer era, doing a couple home-home with Notre Dame) As of right this second 3 MWC teams are top 25. Is the MWC seen as just another WAC with powder puff teams, or is it seen as just on the outside of a BSC conference and looking in?

Mick Foley is in TNA, where else would this go? Also I'll bet there was some whacky shenanigans that happened at the Special Olympics.

Based on his half dozen or so appearances on the Howard Stern Show, I've come to realize that this is how he threatens everybody. The threats always involve the camel clutch, humbling and ass fucking. Well, I can't think of much more that would make you humble than getting ass fucked while in a camel clutch. So it's kinda effective in it's way.