Maztinho

I know the next time I go to a roast Mother Teresa's getting what for.

This occured to me, as well. They obviously can't just go with "R. Williams" for either guy, nor could they spell out the entire first name. Do we get into middle initials here or is it just assumed that people will be able to tell the difference because they won't ever be on the field at the same time? If the Cowboys were to sign Roydell Williams in the offseason, I think my head might explode. Send them both out to return kicks, just for the awesomeness of it all. Go with position initials. CB Williams and WR Williams. The possibilities are endless.

Except for the part where the rest of the match is not as interesting. And Alexander Scriabin reference in the TNA folder. I think I just had a stroke.

There's precedent though, as there was an AFL team known as the Dallas Texans, who became the Chiefs. Plus there's plenty of people down there that would say that they're Texan first, American second. With respect to Real Salt Lake, just under 18% of the population in SLC are Hispanic, so using "Real" in the name is an obvious attempt to cater to them. Probably a better club to ridicule are Houston Dynamo since there isn't exactly a large Russian population there. And I agree with Tsar - Raptors is a horrible nickname which was accompanied by some garish colours, but I think that the team has done a lot to downplay that aspect of it and play up their status as "Canada's NBA Team". I don't have the stats on hand, but throw in the number of white guys who served LDS missions to Hispanic countries who have some attachment to the Latin culture and that factors a huge deal as well. (See my unholy attachment to all things Brazilian).

I get where you are coming from Porter, but what is the line for "too rough"? If he's not getting flagged for stuff, is there some sort of Big Hit Litmus test that he's using? Excessive physicality? I'm all for keeping the players around longer and not having Hall of Fame inductions ceremonies relying heavily on the wheel chair ramp, but this mystical definition of roughness is dumb.

I couldn't breath for like three minutes laughing at that. Thanks for almost killing me Brody.

I wonder if I can get a jersey on-line still. That's a cool ass name. AFLstore only has t-shirt or a Velcro hat. Fie on that.

Peace and love, peace and love. Nothing will be signed. Peace and Love.

This.

Actually I think DeMott got the Hugh Morris gimmick over better than anyone else really could. I think he was horribly underrated as a character and he was a good serviceable mid-card heel. And calling Andre a bad worker? Factoring the era he worked in, and like Mellow said his endless pain you can't make that call. Andre was awesome.

One of my college roommates high school mascots. http://www.eteamz.com/lambkin/index.cfm? The Lambkin.

I concur it's bad, but it's not the Gulls, or the Pioneers, or the Canyon Kickers (somehow this name made it to the top twenty... I'm serious). All in all, we made it out okay, in comparison to what could have been. It's also not The Worst. It's bad, but not THE WORST.

Discovering a fountain mixture of orange soda and Dr. Pepper that is super tasty.

I wanna stab that guy in the face.

Jazz

Hinckley died like a year ago, pay attention to your heads of religion. While it's kinda stupid, it fits soccer tradition, and nowhere near the WORST NAME EVER OMFG~! Fun fact, Real is also the Brazilian currency. Also you have to understand the complete and utter failure that naming teams in this state happens, Real Salt Lake is GOOD compared to what could have been. We have a high school that are the Beet Diggers for the love of Kina. People thought that would be a good mascot. Real Salt Lake is bad, but not so much in the world of OKC Thunder.

Morel Oral I think is in that category of "Really Like It or Hate It" there's no, "Yeah it's okay."

Does it really matter that Salt Lake isn't a Spanish sounding town? It's just a club name with a classic flair to it. Believe me, Real is the best option that could have come out of letting Utahn's name a sports team. Pioneerzz? Yeah, that's a local minor league baseball team. One of the serious suggestions for the WNBA team when we had one was the Utah Seagulls. THE UTAH SEAGULLS! I trust no one around me's ability to name things.

The Salt Lake name is actually kind of classic in that it just sounds like an actual club that someone started up and then made it to the professional ranks, a lot of Brazilian soccer clubs are simply (Town Name) Athletic Club. I'd rather cheer for the "Rey-awl" than the OKC Thunder. Whooo Thunder.

Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Not about '97, about staying heel for good. Goldust and Booker's Odd Couple tag team was awesome. Dust worked well as a face, really well.

I think we can all agree that Matt Young fucking DoP's sister would solve everyones problems. Also Pagin' Dr. Czech must happen.

Black Moses is right, it's not the best way of diagnosing things. Hell, 90% of my high school suffered from Czech's ODD then.

Not sure what gym you go to, but the one I go to people couldn't care less if I'm running on the treadmills, sweating like a hog on the bike/rowing machines, or lifting weights. No one comes over and asks if I need a hand, but if I asked for some help they're more then helpful. When I went to Gold's Gym a couple of years ago, I had the same experience as Obi Chris. Most people where doing their own thing, and it didn't matter what the hell you where doing as long as you wiped the machines/benches down afterwards.

Yet feet sucking? Greenlight! *thumbs up*

I read it. I'll never get that time back.