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He prints it out, gets a nasty paper cut that gets infected, turns gangrenous, he dies from complications in the surgery. You heartless bastard.

You look like a hillbilly.

Personally, I'd say no. But resigning Okur has been a priority for the organization, so who knows. Utah's front office aren't total retards though so they'll work something out.

With what's left of AK's deal and Deron Williams' extension, the Jazz payroll is really tied up. Plus, they still have to worry about re-signing Memo Okur, since Fesenko hasn't necessarily panned out. This.

LA PARKA!!!!

PICK ME!

Yeah, it harkens back to the days of Porter Rockwell. Now that was a badass Mormon. I mean I remember when Bobby Hansen got traded away, he didn't ask to leave, but the team could get some pieces they thought they needed and his first game back in Utah he got booed. I mean, WTF, people? I argue with people around me all the time about how you can't expect Stockton like devotion from every player you draft. I mean yeah, if the guy is being an idiot and wants out while not being productive for the team at all (DeShawn Stevenson, I'm looking at you, although he did get better under a different system) boo him, but AK has been solid on the floor, he just wants a redefined role. There's nothing wrong with that as long as he's going balls out when the ball gets tipped. Watch Boozer leave and become the Most Hated Man in Utah, you watch. It'll happen.

Taco Bell is shit. If I want mediocre Mexican-style fast food Del Taco is definitely the better choice. The Volcano taco piqued my interest, but after the review here, I think I'll pass as well. Also Del Taco and Denny's are the only 24 hour places in this town. We do however have the A&W/KFC combo joint, which went way down hill since the Thai family that was running it sold it to some white trash family.

I'll say that I enjoy Fierce!'s style. Also, I'll side with Mik, this ends poorly.

Why are all Utah fans freakin' `tards? AK complains during the off season a bit, and everyone around here throws a fit about how he sucks now. During the season he goes out and works harder than anyone, so it's all okay, but the second he says, "Yeah, I'd like more offense run through me." and it's back to everyone shitting on him again. Also, they booed Fisher. Any act of not total devotion to the Jazz and the fans here turn on you like that. I hate my fellow fans for that. Hate. Amirite Stevie?

B-A-N-A-N-A-S BANANAS!

Sounds like a party, I'm driving over.

On the tangent of cutting people off, twice within a block I saw cars trying to make right hand turns from the middle lane cutting off someone that was on the inside also trying to make a right hand turn. Within 20 seconds of one another. It was odd.

One of the funniest Rule 34's I've ever seen was someone starting a thread with a shopping cart and going "Rule 34, I dare you," and the next post was a picture of a shopping cart coral and the word Gangbang written across the top.

Actually I think he'd be more over in Japan with the gimmick. They love Undead style gimmicks (See Muta, Onryu (sp?), and that little Zombie Girl who chokeslams everyone in 666)

It's like once you see it, you can't believe you didn't see it earlier. Thanks Chica!

We had a draft, now we are going to post Supercards with our draft for the purpose of discussion, and didn't want to make 45 threads in General with every persons separate card/talk.

I don't have the patience to try and look at the small ass writing. What's the gag? Or is it the swank, THE EDGE decal?

For me I go with the Jazz obviously since it's the only pro-sport in the region. For NFL I chose the Niners at an early age because they had Steve Young who owned the Dairy Queen near my house and he signed a banner for me at the tender age of 7. As I grew older, I chose the Steelers out of the AFC to cheer for just because they are a gritty team and I dug the logo. Baseball I'm basically neutral towards, but again for some random reason at a young age I chose the Cardinals so when they do well I'm happy, but I don't follow them hardly at all.

To be fair Bullet with Butterfly Wings already has some dark imagery. Any remix of it wouldn't work as well.

Rosie O'Donnell

I was Massito, but I tend to keep my naming fairly similarishnessly.

Just a talking point, but statistically speaking rural white girls "have babies for money" more often than any other group. In that they are more likely to have more kids to get additional welfare help. My sociology teacher did her doctorate thesis on this subject. I'm just sayin'.

Noah Fentz Bruiser, I just have alot of coworkers that all discovered 4chan at the same time and I get e-mailed that picture at least three times a week from different people. Then forwarded from other people from the original. We good? In the same token, the toilet one falls in this category as well. Like any of you care.