Maztinho

I declare myself the winner.

NOOOOO I was hoping Sick Nick would slip through the cracks and I could toss around a mid-card full of hardcore brawling. Also I was going to get Maff soon toon. Poop.

I feel embarrassed that I know about this.

It never does. PGOAT, it never does. I went to one a couple years ago that set the World Record for most Firecrackers simultaneously ignited at once which almost caught the stage on fire along with Donny Osmond, but after that they got uber cautious.

http://www.freedomfestival.org/public/stadium Now when I was a kid I grew up in a neighboring town to Provo which always has had a huge ass 4th of July Parade (when I was in high school band there was usually over 300 entrants) and The Stadium of Fire which is held at Lavell Edwards Stadium on BYU campus. I was just serfing around and though, "I wonder what the line up is?" and when I saw it, I started laughing aloud. It's like a TSM Nightmare come to life. Miley Cyrus as the main act. Blue Man Group opening? And it's all hosted by Marvin's favoritist person ever, Glenn Beck. We've come along way from having Rulon Gardner do cartwheels while Rascal Flats plays in the back ground.

More stabbing people desires. We have a decent deal on corn first ten ears only. I put that fact on the price sign and then proceeded to make additional sheets reading "ATTENTION CORN SALE IS FRIST TEN EARS ONLY EVERY EAR AFTER TEN IS REGULAR PRICE" and flanked the corn table with two sheets per side and people still would come back complaining that they got over charged for their 35 ears of corn they bought. After explaining it to them, and pointing at the signs I get yelled at by people too ignorant or lazy to read what amounts to a sentence to save everyone the trouble. Also fuck them and their wanting fresh stuff from the back WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF REFILLING IT.

IT"S ANARCHY RUN WILD!

Also OKC Western Conference, Boston... Eastern. HE CAN CHEER FOR BOTH OMG!

QUOTE (Тайг @ Jul 3 2008, 06:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I laughed.

I was hoping Fuji would fall to the Manager's round.

Heh bearly made it. Good thing I was born here.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Too think I almost went with another heel.

Alas I wasn't even thinking the same gender... MORE JOSHI! I have Aja Kong. Why not get her some more people to beat up? Since we waived the cap on tag teams I'm grabbing one of the best Female Tandems not named Jumping Bomb Angels. The Crush Gals Lioness Asuka and Chigusa Nagayo They released albums! They were Idols! Who better for Aja to beat the living shit out of than talented, pretty women? Who can also wrestle? NOBODY!

Thanks to the greatness of YouTube I've been able to stumble across some really cool bands from other countries. Sure I don't have a clue what they are saying with the exception of the occasional phrase or word in English, but it's still pretty cool. I've been on a Maximum the Hormone kick lately. A Japanese Punk Rock/Hip-Pop quartet, where they all will take turns on parts of the songs to be the vocalist all with different singing styles that add an interesting blend and give them a sound unlike anything I've heard stateside (granted I'm limited to basic radio airplay, and I'm in the middle of nowhere, so it ain't cutting edge stuff.) Buiikikaesu What's Up People? Bikini Sports Ponchin So lets hear what odd international flavor you've stumbled across. I'll be back later to bust out some Brazilian music I heard wandering around in the streets down there.

I really considered Kabuki a could of times, but the only exposure I had to him was his retirement match with Muta, which was awesome watching Muta wander around in the back after the match calling for Daddy!

What's the word on color scheme and new name for the OKC? If in fact Seattle keeps the colors/naming rights.

YES!

OH SHIT! When they went into the Dirge song at the end I was freaking out. YES! This is what this thread was made for! THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE!

I wanted to stab my Store Director with my work knife today. He always gets uber stressed around holidays, for like no damn reason other than he thinks he needs to be stressed for things to get done. There's only three guys in my department right now (produce) and one of them is actually splitting time between us and graveyard which means if he is scheduled on Monday, he actually works most of his hours on Tuesday meaning we can't use him until Wednesday or all his hours are overtime and he gets a "short turn-around" bonus overtime which is double time. It's the 4th, and the produce manager needs at least one day off, and my one day off was Sunday, so I was soloing all day today rocking the split shift. Not a big deal. I was up in the office making signs for the add that starts tomorrow and the SD pages me to the produce department. I in-house call him to see what he wants because I'm in the middle of stuff. SD: Did you do a freshwalk (going through the department and tossing the bad stuff away) today? Me: Yeah, at 8 this morning when I came in. SD: I found two bad tomatoes, you need to come down here and do it again. There's no way you did it. Me: It's five PM. You don't think two tomatoes could have turned in a nine hour span on a hot day? (Also my department is fairly close to the Bakery so we get a ton of heat if they are baking alot) SD: There's no way you did a freshwalk. Come down here now. Me: I'm doing signs, I'll do another walk when I'm done. SD: Where were you for three hours this afternoon? Me: Taking a nap. I was scheduled a split. SD: Where's Gabe? Me: Fishing I'd suppose. SD: Does he know that it's the Fourth this week? Me: Yeah, that's why he took today off instead of Thursday, his usual day off. SD: The rack looks like shit. Me: You mean all the Lettuce that your Elk's Lodge just came in and bought everything we had without any prior notice? SD: Oh, did they come in? Me: Yeah, let them know that we need a heads up next time they want to buy a bunch of stuff from us so we don't have a gaping hole out there. SD: I told them to call. Me: Yeah, nobody did. SD: Well, make sure you do another walk. Me: Yeah, I got it. I finish up the signs, and go through the tomatoes and find one more tomato that was "iffy." This is sorta normal for him, but it's still annoying as hell. At least I got him to stop telling me that he had three years produce experience back in the 70's. He always bitches if someone comes in and buys and bunch of stuff without notice, and yet when we order heavy on a good ad item he freaks out and thinks we are going to be hung on it and tries to mark it down even more which causes loss income that the department head is accountable for. I'm going postal one day. I swear.

He walking around in heels? What kind of shoe alters your height upwards of TWO inches other than heels?

SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP MAKE IT SO! I could actually see D'lo and Holly working well as team and having their styles mesh.

He could also go on Regis and Kelly and spout poetry. GENIUS!

What the heck is up with that ring? Or is she just so large that she is sinking into the mat? Her awesomeness makes the ring melt. And damn you Broward... I had Kojima on tap, but thought he'd slide.

Eh... I always used to mark for Brain Christophers Full-Nelson Stroke, so switch in a Cobra Clutch and that's golden. In theory the attacker is landing at least on his own elbows. Although the Cobra Bulldog is sweet as well.

I've always had a soft spot for good women's wrestling. Hell I'm thinking of a women's roster of at least 8 and I can get really top notch workers with those 8.