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  1. Maztinho

    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    And now I get the other end of OMG SUPER MATCH OF DOOM~! Mitsuharu Misawa Now I have the two guys who have arguably put on the best match in the History of Wrestling, and definitively have great in-ring chemistry together. Go me.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    I always thought of Shane as a guilty pleasure of mine. All the way back to when he learned the belly to belly from Magnum TA.
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    Tales of Restaurant Misbehavior

    In contrast to my previous additions to this thread, I'll share a story of me being super nice. I might have posted it elsewhere round these parts, or I might be thinking of a different forum. So sometime in the past few months I went into the Subway which is literally a stone's throw away from my apartment just before closing time because I'd been helping a friend move some shit around until 5 or so then fell asleep for a couple of hours and hadn't eaten and didn't feel like making anything. Now a portly family of four got in just before I did, and then proceeded to act like they've never been in a fuckin' Subway before because they stared at the menu for a good 8 minutes talking over what they should get, and trying to discover the secrets of what a Club sandwich would entail. Now I was just waiting and the family starts ordering their food, and the little girl (age 8-9) just wants soup. Only it's close to closing time and there isn't enough soup for one order. Worker: I'm sorry, there isn't enough for a bowl, but we'll just give you what we have for free. Father: What? That's the only reason we came here, was because my daughter wanted soup. Worker: I'm really sorry. Father: Well make somemore. Worker: It's a set serving when we make it, we'd have to make a whole new container and we close in 15 minutes, we aren't supposed to make soup the last hour of business. Father: This is outrageous! All my daughter wanted was soup, and that little bit isn't enough to feed her. I bet she can out eat this guy. He proceeds to point his thumb at me. Now I'm not a small man at 6'5" 220-ish. Me: I don't think I'd be bragging that she can out eat me. Father gets a pissed look on his face. Worker: We are really sorry, it's store policy. I can add some extra bread at no charge. Father: This is unbelievable. Me: Listen, it's almost closing time. I'm hungry, I'll pay for whatever 6 inch sub your daughter wants. Don't yell at the worker because she's following policy, she didn't make the rule, and it's a waste of tons of soup just to satisfy one person. If your daughter needs that much to not starve pick out a sandwich. Father: They should have enough soup. Me: They close in fifteen minutes. Be reasonable. Does your daughter want a sandwich or not? Hell it's a totally free meal since they aren't charging you for the soup they do have. Father: Ma, just get our food, and let's go. Then they waddled out the door with their 3 footlong sandwiches and their partial cup of soup because the girl never ordered a sandwich. I got a free soda out of the deal, and a heartfelt thanks from the girl behind the counter.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    That's what I was thinking would be the best way to "showcase" our roster. Since people can look at a list of guys and go, yeah, that's pretty good but with roles or in a particular match they could really pop.
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    Audiosurf

    I downloaded this and did Dragonforce after like dinking around with it a couple of times. Someone come find my fingers.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    Awesome pick. I'd say you could reasonably split teams, it's not like we are going to be doing Fanfics with these rosters, probably just outlining where they are on the card, etc. Actually we might want to figure out how we are going to rate the rosters. Draft and then book some Megacard to show how we would use them?
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    Also stop bitching about everyone's picks. So you disagree, it's not your roster. And I for one would pay money for a well booked Lesnar/Joe feud.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    I'm totally going to draft The Patriot now. *I'm totally not*
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    Yeah that wouldn't have flown. The WWE jacked over the tag division so bad with a ton of mismash pairings of great wrestlers, the tag rule's problems should be cleared up pretty soon since most of the Main Eventers tossed together to give them something to do have been selected or will be pretty soon.
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    All-Time NBA Roster Draft

    In my mind our votes is going to be the best, but What If Sports is just the Cherry on top of the Sundae for shits and giggles.
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    The Things That Anger You Thread.

    Jumping back in here to bitch about generic questioning. "What is your best apple?" is a shitty, shitty question. It only leads to me asking like five other questions trying to figure out what you want in an apple. Note: What is your best baking apple? isn't a shitty question, because it gives me at least a direction to lead you in. Also I had some lady berate me because she bought some bagged salad, went and did other errands leaving the salad in the hot car for 4 hours and the salad got all funky. She wouldn't accept a replacement bag eventhough she was the idiot that jacked the salad up in the first place, she wanted a free bag AND a refund. One or the other toots.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    Best there is, best there was, best there ever will be? OGG has something in mind, and felt he could build his company around Hart. Go him.
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    All-Time NBA Roster Draft

    I was hoping Smits would fall in my lap, but I had Divac penciled in as even a first team option at Center depending on how early rounds went (he'd have been my Chris Webber slot pick, grab a ton of offensive firepower in the other slots and then work him in as a decent enough Center).
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    All-Time NBA Roster Draft

    Since Smits is gone I'll grab another European Center. Vlade Divac (Serbian Cyrillic: Владе Дивац, pronounced [ˈvlaːdɛ ˈdiːvaʦ]) (born February 3, 1968, in Prijepolje, Serbia, Yugoslavia) is a retired Serbian professional basketball player who spent most of his career in the United States' NBA. At 7'1" he played at center and was known for his deft passing skills. He gives me a good option off the bench to spell Ewing, and if I want to get frisky I could toss him in at Power Forward with Ewing.
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    All-Time NBA Roster Draft

    SHIT
  16. Maztinho

    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    I'm going with Kobashi circa 1995 when he was dropping everyone on their heads and decapitating them with Lariats.
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    All-Time NBA Roster Draft

    Eh, I was going to pick him up here, or the next round anyways, so you just forced my hand. Czech's the one who shafted me hardcore taking Sloan in the 3rd.
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    All-Time NBA Roster Draft

    Since Dandy might have spoiled my hand, I'm taking my coach in this round before any of you assholes steal him. Frank Layden One of the best interviews, and funniest guys around. Also he's a hell of a coach.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    Hart was a top 5 pick easy, depends on what kind of Fed you want to build.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    Since it's All Time Wrestling Roster I was already looking to Japan, and Mexico for some of my picks.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    This could be something that has alot of replayability. Get a couple different people in it each time, it could be killer.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    I'm your brother at #9.
  23. Maztinho

    Goal line blitz

    Allison :wub: :wub: You are the superhero.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    Yeah, but you'll get a stronger 2nd pick. Build a credible feud.
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    All-Time Wrestling Roster Draft

    That's how most of the board drafts are being run, I'm just sayin'.
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