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Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Maztinho replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Yeah, he fell to teh 7th last time didn't he? I think it's mainly because he sorta gets lost in the shuffle All-Time, which is a shame because gimmick wise he's as over as anyone. You could viably build an entire promotion around him. I nearly took him in the 3rd, but wanted to avoid repicks from the first time. -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Maztinho replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Nothing will top the WTFness of Drury's draft past like the 3rd round. -
The Truthiness is a fucking stinky twatfart
Maztinho replied to The Thread Killer's topic in No Holds Barred
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Peach.
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I managed to toss 8 consecutive over-ripe oranges into a 2x2 box from thirty feet away last week.
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Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Maztinho replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
That was my plan last year. STEALER! -
Cody Rhodes has a pretty sweet looking one, and the modified versions used by Edge (jumping) and Christian (top rope) are pretty sweet. True, Cody's is pretty nice, but it's still a shame that one of _the_ legit feared moves (kayfabe) moves in wrestling is used as a transitional move in matches with women trained enough that they don't die from bumping.
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Sadly the DDT has been watered down where I don't even really consider it a finisher anymore, unless done onto a chair or on the floor or something.
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Let's see... Utah, Idaho, Colorado, Wyoming, both Dakotas, New Mexico, Arizona, California, Texas, Oklahoma, Nebraska, Missouri, Arkansas, Montana, Viriginia, North Carolina, Georgia, West Virginia, Tennessee... Countries, Brazil. Truth be told I disliked Nebraska and Oklahoma the most, I grew up near mountains, the lack of scenery other than flat fields was shitty.
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Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Maztinho replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Baaaaallzy, going for the team with the BIG gap in between picks. At first I hated the no team rule, but I'm starting to get into it. Will someone be an ass and break up a team? Will the person forget to pick the partner in the next round, or like Jebus have a list of people and it gets back to him and his back up pick was someone other than the partner so the natural pairing is disrupted? Veeeeeeeery interesting. -
Yeah, I get the theory, it's flawed though in the fact that there are Last Man Standing matches which for all intensive purposes give the "satisfaction" of beating the man long so he can't regain his feet for a full ten count. I'll take Magnum TA/Tully Blanchard's cage with I Quit rules over any escape the cage rules. I'm semi-old school in that the Cage Match should be the end all be all blow off of a fued, the cowardly heel can't run away, or have his buddies do a run-in. Actually, when I think about it, I don't mind the climbing over the cage escape rule since it does add some excitement to the matches, but only if you can get a pinfall or submission in the match too. Also fuck the door escape. [Comic Book Guy]Worst Rule Implemented Ever[/Comic Book Guy]
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You don't think a guy asking "do you smoke weed?" is stringent enough? "Are you high right now?" "No." "Hit the court, kid."
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Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Maztinho replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Someone draft him just to break up one of the best tag teams of all time. Then again, I'm doing the exact same thing since somewhere down the line I might complete the other half of my tag team. And I'm not worried about it for the same reason. -
My great-uncle does the bearly smiling whistle too. They live in a small farming community just north of Logan, Utah, you can no joke hear him two miles away.
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Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Maztinho replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Totally off subject, but damn do I love Fat Rhino. -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Maztinho replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Late 80's Hogan vs Flair.... by far. -
Alicia: Note, it's pronounced A-lee-see-a. Any other possible way of saying it was considered unforgivable and she'd lecture you for twenty minutes about how simple her name is. She was an annoying tag along to my group of high school friends. I never considered her one of the "group" since she was inevitably and glaringly the odd-woman out most of the time. She played bass clarinet in band, but she aspired to becoming a film actress, eventhough she couldn't land parts in any of the school plays. In three years of high school she didn't make the cut for any of the 16 productions put on by my high school. Not even as a chorus member. I got tossed in the chorus a couple times cause I wanted to hang out with my girlfriend who was into theater as well. Alicia would often spout off about how horrible men where, then fall heads over heels for whatever dreamboat random upperclassman made eye contact with her. Once she got it in her mind she'd ask the lead saxophonist Tom out for the Sweetheart's Dance which was girls choice. I tried to tell her she'd get shot down, and she was like, "Tom's not like that, I'm sure he'll go out with me." Honestly Tom was kinda nice about it, he gave her the cookies she'd given him back and turned her down face to face. For a month anytime anyone mentioned Tom she'd rant until someone stopped her about what an asshole he was. This exact situation occured at least 4 times that I remember. Her falling in love with someone, getting rejected, and her hating all men. She happened to go to the same university I did and since I was a music major and she was a theater major at a smaller school we occasionally had joint major meetings. She stood up once and started ranting about how she wanted to be an actor but was forced to take all these technical stagemanagerial classes and make up and shit, after about 30 minutes of her ranting, I just yelled, "Shut up and sit down Alicia." The dean of the Theater department thanked me afterwards.
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This one is all Vince's fault. The escape rule was put in for some retarded reason, and killed the premise of the match. Although it does still serve as a mild deterrent to a gang run-in.
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I can whistle, but only via blowing wind off the back of my teeth which gives me pretty good pitch control, but unremarkable volume, it's audible if you are kind of near me, but I couldn't do a "lecher whistle" to a girl on the street if I were a construction worker. Like Czech, I too, can touch my nose with my tongue. Best of both worlds that.
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Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Maztinho replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Now he's just gambling that nobody is going to take his teammate. Oh well, I was hoping Mike Awesome or Bam Bam would slide through that turn, but they didn't. I'm taking another smashmouth punch your lights out, hit the pavement guy. He is a Main Event threat, but I think I'll use him more as a destructive upper-midcard monolith, in his ECW women piledriving, violence gets him off glory. He has a history of teaming with Benoit, or I could toss him out there with Steve Williams in a bastardized version of the Miracle Violence Connection. When he hits the ring all you'll hear is GORE GORE GORE!!!! Rhino -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Maztinho replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
So we just assuming Jebus grabs Animal? Yeah, I should spoiler tag that, but fuck it we are all thinking it. Cause the pick of Bam Bam and Mike Awesome narrowed my choice down to one guy for my next pick. -
Wrestling Roster Draft: Luxe & Reduxe
Maztinho replied to PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!'s topic in Draft Faggotry
Damnit Zoo. You took one half of the team I was gunning for. I'm taking the other half out of spite, and the fact that I think he would work well with any of the three guys I already have. Viable main event threat, can work a great technical match, or a brutal whirlwind brawl. Plus he has some nice headdrops. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams -
Oh shit, now I have to draft the Barbarian in the second wrestling draft. Nobody steal my pick.
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Actually on rare occasions pulling the tights doesn't get the win, but in those instances we are usually witness to man ass (I site a couple times during HBK's first IC run that he got depants off a sunset flip)
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I didn't notice... but THANKS!