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Mac and Cheese is like a side 90% of the time, ya'll just weird. Unless you are busting out my ex-wife's Mac and Cheese on Chili then it's a co-main, but still secondary to the Chili. Also a Baked Potato is infinitely superior to bad fries. It's like, not even close. Fuckin' Baked Potato is better than most _good_ fries.
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I just read this whole thing. It was epic.
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I don't care for it either. Smartmarks FC still works, but seeing a Houston team playing in Europe Pro, or Texas in Canada AAA is just weird. At least pick a city that's in the region. Yeah our name isn't city/region specific. I'm just anal about that kind of thing.
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this i totally agree with. especially the eye-gouging, nut-stomping, fish-hooking, extremity-biting part. whenever i hear of a woman getting raped, i always ask myself "is there a good reason she couldn't get a ball shot in?" one of the only useful things my mom ever taught me, was if a man tried to attack me, go for the balls. and maybe this is the 'i watch too much wrestling' thing, but i pity the fool that jumps me in a dark alley, as i have a pretty mean DDT. thats not good advice. Balls are too small of a target and men instictively will protect their balls at all cost. they won't even think about it. As the shot towards the balls come they are going to avoid it...then get pissed off. You are better off with the eye gouging, fishhooking and bitting. Yeah, plus most guys had gym in junior high where much surprise nutshots were common. We have training in protecting the goods, at least much more than a scared woman who is being attacked would have going for the goods. The eyes are the thing.
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Santino Marella is a probably in the trouble
Maztinho replied to DrVenkman PhD's topic in The WWE Folder
Santino is completely bogus. Abdullah wasn't from Sudan, but that doesn't make him bogus. Santino is good for what he is, a comic low-midcard heel. -
When did I become the go to receiver? Not that I'm complaining, but I jumped from being like the 5th or 6th receiver to top in like a game. Also call me a stickler for regional team names but it bothers me that there are Orlando Sharks, Louisiana, and Cleveland in the South America region. It just bugs me.
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Mac and Cheese = Side Dish. When is it ever a Main Course? College Lunches excluded.
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Mac and Cheese (Fried Okra got knocked out, this is my go to side) Cheddar Biscuits (They is good) Fuckin' Baked Potato (Simply superior to it's fried sliced knock off) Couscous (Vendetta vote for White Rice knocking out Fried Okra)
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My Great Grandma ate Corn on the Cob "the real way" until she died at the age of 96. Cutting corn off the cob, that's cheating the experience of eating corn on the cob.
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I resent them for systematically kicking the shit out of my team year in and year out. I actually like them when they are systematically kicking the shit out of everyone else in the league.
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Depends on where you get it from. Some places have some nasty slaw. Surprisingly, the cole claw at KFC is excellent. This is a lie. All Cole Slaw is gross.
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Interrupting Ripper correcting everyone about how the Suns' lost series in the past to say, Utah couldn't hit jack shit all night. I was a sad panda last night. Back to Ripper Correcting Everyone About The Suns.
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I want to know how I'm a better blocking TE than receiving when all my points are in the Receiving Skill set.
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Maztinho replied to Giuseppe Zangara's topic in No Holds Barred
Did you cut out Soda as well? Soda is murder on the abdominal region. Otherwise I'm just going with, Women's Bodies to Wonky things. -
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Maztinho replied to Giuseppe Zangara's topic in No Holds Barred
please? also, after months of eating less and walking more... i am now bigger. can someone please explain to me how this is possible? Define bigger. Like are your legs bigger? That means you are adding muscle mass. If it's your stomach, you are just going into Retarded woman body mode. Also your body might be freaking out due to the less food intake and is storing fat since it thinks you are in famine. Happened to a friend of mine until she started working out with more ferocity to burn off the fat. -
What's the story here? It appears she's trying to piss in public and the old man kicks her in the ass.
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Plus, dude can play in BEAR WEATHER as evidenced by that improbable blowout win over my beloved Packers last season. He had a 103.2 QB rating (9-15, 104 yds, 1 TD, 0 INT) in some of the worst playing conditions I've ever seen. Even Packers fans like him. I wonder how you would run Agent's no-QB offense. Bring back the wishbone? Sign a bunch of good blocking TE's and convert them to FB? That would be a hell of a fun team to watch, just smashing and grinding the whole game. Wishbone or Power I and T formations. Get someone for Air Force or Navy to come in and teach the art of the pitch.
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White Rice is good, but shit man. OKRA!
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Then we can get the "I broke my fucking hand punching walls with Brass Knuckles" thread. I can't wait. Also I own a 12 gauge shotgun that my uncle has at his house since I only use it when we go skeet shooting anyways.
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Mushrooms say hello.
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Started watching Black Lagoon, just hit the Vampire Twins part. That's fucked up.
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LIES! I've never liked Cole Slaw, and because it's my nature, I keep trying it. I think it's whatever constitutes "Coleslaw Dressing" that I don't like. I like cabbage, but when I eat Cole Slaw I take at most 2 bites and I'm done. RE: Cheddar Biscuits Imagine a biscuit, not imagine cheese distributed through said biscuit. HELL YEAH! Also let my vote reflect my love of cheddar is greater than my love of Cornbread, but Cornbread is freakin' awesome.
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Pic-a-nic Basket 4- Corn on the Cob (I hate Coleslaw, unless it's in an egg roll) 3- Mac and Cheese Breads 1- Cheddar Biscuits 2- Garlic Bread Taters! 1- Baked Fuckin' Potato 3- Onion Rings Greens and Grains 1- Asparagus 3- FRIED OKRA!
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I just hit level 8, so now I have shiny new gear. SHINY~!