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My cousins and I would use them as ammo in our candy fight. They sucked. However I'd still eat them over Peeps. Fucking Peeps.

As long as I'm Eaton, it's all good.

Kawalimus brought this on himself with his Indy Section rant about someone stealing his screen name. He was out of control then, this was more of someone going postal. It's always the quiet ones.

He'd have to do something really epic to pass MVP though.

It's true that his last play was a pick-six, but he managed to steal some of the limelight from the Imperial Soldiers from Foxboro during the season and at least went out havin' fun.

The fact that you _threatened_ to sue because this Florida indy guy might become a huge star with the name Kawalimus is funny and mockable in it's own right. So did he really get a week suspension?

You FREAKED OUT! And you are letting people get to you on the internet. THE INTERNET MAN! This isn't a conspiracy, this was a dude who probably trolls wrestling boards saw your name, thought it sounded Masked Wrestlerish and yoinked it. Deal. You should be happy that someone thought your name was cool enough to yank, but then you started talking about how you wanted copyright to it and shit. That's like... nuts. And you wonder why we are mocking you? Pay attention.

Actually with what TNA is producing, people will just flip them on, not know what the hell is happening and be glad for a bare assed McMahon and his midget son. It's WWE going, look at this shit! Now how about another John Cena run while you are recovering from your shock.

There's no time, we have to go back... TO THE FUTURE!

Preeeetty much. Also you keep flipping out everytime anyone mentions it.

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long time. Well done Kinetic. Well done, indeed.

Yeah, for one I call bullshit and for two, if anyone actually believes this happen and the wrestlers set out to hurt Coach your an idiot. Now that it seems the timeline is fixed, I'm repeating my post. Ditto... Also the fact that "taking someone's signature" isn't really all that dangerous to someone trained to bump. No more than any other bump is dangerous anyways.

And away we go.

Considering he became famous by being the hyperactive Wrestling Fan on Real Life, he's really solid. He could be a great mid-card heel for a long time with his schtick as is.

I haven't been to many shows, but I did see Breaking Point, Saliva and Fuel a couple years back and Fuel should not have been the headliner. Both of the other bands just blew them out of the water with energy and skill. Fuel just faded from dissonant end to something that sorta resembled a start. Also they kept trying to sound bad ass after Saliva came out and just commanded the crowd. Note to Fuel, you aren't going to out badass Saliva, not when he's talking about finding Osama bin Laden and raping him with a hot branding iron. (The show was about 6 months after the 9/11 attacks) Also, just saying Fuck a lot without some content behind it (like Saliva did) is really, really lame.

That sucks Rip... this might sound odd, but what's your mom's first name? I'm religious, but I'd feel weird about praying for Ripper from TSM's Mom.

You shame the internet. With all it's scat porn, racist taunting, and enigmatic bravado. You shamed the internet. Bravo Kawalimus. Bravo.

Okay... here's the thing. Nobody gives a rats ass about your fucking screen name. They joke with you, you defend yourself again for stealing your retarded friends nickname as a board name. NOBODY FUCKING CARES! You do care if you are the worst though, because that means you stole a retarded mans nickname and brought shame to it. SHAME! I'm just going to post another random all caps word after this, just because I like the way it looks on my screen... ALL CAPS!

It's coming up on Easter so I have to show my hatred for Peeps. SCREW YOU BIRD FORMED MARSHMALLOWS.

I know, I was going to come in with Public Indecency too, after he suffered a break down over HD and just freaked the fuck out.

Can we start a contest to name your child? My vote goes for Milky.

Since Buckwild there didn't ask a question, I'll kick one out in his place... letting the announcer one ride too, since that's how we've started to roll. Bear in mind I'm not searching back through about 7 pages I didn't read, so hopefully this hasn't been asked... Q- Will Las Vegas ever be the home of a major league sport?

Who, me? What for? The knock on OKC? Indians? Fair weather Sonics fans? Anyways. The key to Portland's early success was among other things James Jones and what he brought. In his first game back they take down LA. Hopefully this is the start of another run at the playoffs. They are still a terrible rebounding team though. Travis Outlaw's one dribble and pull up jumper is just about unstoppable. He's a solid shooter but it's his freakish length and athleticism which make it impossible to defend. *the officials certainly tried to hand this one to the Lakers. Mr. Slim Citrus the Wildchild Original East Coast Kings Fan Right in the sig.

I'd say The Truthiness is more annoying than Marv is. Go read his stuff. Horrid.

I was a four year running Orem High Root Beer chugging champion for our Spirit Bowl competition between the grade levels. 2 liters, no spilling. I could down 3/4 of it in one chug season, rip a huge belch then down the rest of it. My freshman year the seniors thought I'd cheated somehow so they forced me to take on the senior who took second place in a 20 oz drink off, I downed it, and the other kid threw up immediately afterwards. Watching a kid puke pure soda is something to see.