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I wanna punch her in the face for being Jennifer with a G. WHAT AREN'T J'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

Utah and "The Deep South" aren't synonyms. Although, sad to say, this is my home town and we have lots of weird laws on the books. Maintaining a presentable yard is one of them, but typically is just enforced if you have... garbage all over the place. Good thing they didn't catch her having sex outside the missionary position. That's a felony. No. I'm not joking.

The Rocky Movies say hello. The superman thing is stupid, but again, that's NOT CENA'S FAULT. Cena is told, go out, get beat down, come back and win. This is booking. And Cena does well with what he's given, and manages to be a solid wrestler. Also there is a context of "wrestler" that needs to be defined. Is "wrestler" Dean Malenko's Man with 1000 holds or a guy who can work a crowd with a limited moveset ala Hogan? Both are wrestlers, just different styles. I see a good wrestler as someone who can make use of his tools to the best of his ability (for the most part, not every match is going to be stellar), and Cena does that.

Not just any Div I team either, a powerhouse. Yeah, I mean really all the wrestlers are going to look huge compared to the average man. I remember Karl Malone looked skinny when standing next to DDP, and Karl isn't no small man. It should be a very interesting show to say the least.

i thought that was a pretty interesting yet strange segment when I watched it last night. On one hand you had the mountie say what happend was "100% because of steriods) while Poffo just seemed sort of strange and rambled, while Graham was easily the most interesting to listen to. Poffo came off as totally space cadet, almost like he was still in his Genius gimmick. I wanted more Billy Graham, he rules.

http://alvinmovie.ytmnd.com/ You knew it was coming.

Oh, yeah, that'll help. Fucking gross. For sure, they'll totally be able to get over forced incest. Everyday, this world gets more and more fucked up.

Hell yes. I love Fudruckers. Best burger I ever had? A local street vendor in Itapetinga, Brazil. He grilled chicken with cheese on it, and put fried onions, lettuce, corn (don't ask, it's a Brazilian thing) tomato, and then two patties seperated by a different cheese. AWESOME. If you are ever there, get one. They cost like 2 bucks.

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Albuquerque.... high altitude? Meh. Denver or SLC you might have an argument, but Albuquerque?

In response to a Home Video's clip.

what was her response? I used to love asking questions of that sort in school. She just sort of stared at me and tried to backout of her statement that Green Day started punk with they started modern "pop-punk." I don't usually get pissy about that sort of stuff but if she's going to do a report "On the History of Punk" at least say the names, Ramones, Sex Pistols, etc in one sentence and then go onto your poster collection that was the majority of her report. Don't say, "I love punk music" and then not know who the Ramones are. I don't know that much about music, but damnit I know key players.

Unless they are in a manic state, then they have time for everything.

For the Utah Jazz. Dominique Wilkins not wanting so much money that it would have bankrupted the team and forcing a trade. A couple years later they still would have picked up sleepers Stockton and Malone and you'd have a front line of Nique, Malone and Eaton with Stockton picking your poison for you for a better part of a decade.

Law and Order Ripped from the Headlines. I see it happening.

What you wouldn't want Chicken McNugget Bombs in an RPG setting? Or a spell called King Size Me? Come on. I'll just parrot what the majority have said, if the game is in a modern context and isn't a load screen or what not. I see no problems with it.

I was freaking giddy the whole movie. I might be a spaz, but I just spent two hours as an eight year old kid watching after school cartoons. Well worth the money I dropped on the film.

Actually I went on a Warrior rehash fix a couple weeks ago on youtube. He's the smartest crazy man ever.

"I am parched, I will go get a Sprite."

"Israel... Palestine... pick up those towels brothers." Man, such a great visual image of Hogan flying around and ending feuds. This needs to be a sitcom.

Derek Fisher asks out of his contract with the Jazz and is looking for a better fit to take care of his daughter. Jazz court Morris Peterson. Linky... http://www.sltrib.com/jazz/ci_6295636

That is the funniest shit ever. Indeed. I picture him hitting something metal and screaming, "I FOUND IT!" at some point.

Jazz music.

I like that he speaks directly translated Portugese to English without accounting for common speech patterns. And yeah, The E will totally let you hold up a sign with the word Steroid on it. Go for it.

Sounds like he'd be in the Jake Roberts spot. Which isn't a bad spot to be in, plus they might give him a miracle World Title win down the road, and that would be nice.