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    BigFoot remains found

    Tom, if THIS exists, I'm willing to believe anything.
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    BigFoot remains found

    Methinks Kahran is right. Anyway, anyone else seen this news bit on any other sites yet? Or is this a joke site and I'm missing the joke?
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    Greatest literary villains?

    Alright, after reading Othello does it occur to anyone else that Iago could just as easily not be a character, but simply be everyone's darker thoughts speaking to them? He's a grand shit disturbed of the highest order, but apart from a few places, it really does seem like he really just acts as everyone's inner evil. Maybe it's just me.
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    Chave

    I was being dryly ironic. Or am I just covering my own ass? You be the judge.
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    Goldberg on Byte this.

    Must be all the bees.
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    Greatest literary villains?

    Grand Admiral Thrawn - Yeah, I'm thirding or fourthing this nomination. He was terrific in that trilogy and just the THREAT of him still being alive in Spectre of the Past and Vision of the Future was enough to fuel those two books. It says a lot about just how great he really was. And agreeing with Tom on Artemis Entreri. I can't really read fantasy novels anymore for some reason though. They don't catch me like they used to. I thought Salvatore's best work with Drizzt was in the Dark Elf Trilogy, but Drizzt fighting against OR alongside Entreri was always great. Getting on to newer nominations ... <url=http://www.kongming.net/novel/kma/caocao.php>Ts'ao Ts'ao</url> from Romance of the Three Kingdoms: Fucking tricky bastard. Let's start with his assassination attempt on <url=http://www.kongming.net/novel/sgyy/dongzhuo.php>Dong Zhuo</url>. Dong Zhuo was a tyrant who usurped the power of the Han Emperor. Ts'ao Ts'ao attempted to kill Dong Zhuo while he was resting, but Dong Zhuo saw the reflection in the mirror and Ts'ao Ts'ao lied about having the sword as an offering to Dong Zhuo. While this might not seem like a bad thing, Ts'ao Ts'ao would later go on to do the same as Dong Zhuo and hold the young Emperor hostage as a puppet leader. When Dong Zhuo realized that Ts'ao Ts'ao was really planning to kill him, Ts'ao hid with some relatives along with a companion. He heard his relatives talk of "binding the legs and cutting the throat" in another room and fearing the worst he went in and slaughtered all of them. Then he noticed the bound pig on the table. He and his companion retreated and when his companion asked why he killed his family so easily, Ts'ao replied "I would rather betray the world than have the world betray me." Awesomely bastardic.
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    Communist Party to Support Dems in 04

    Well, apparently some people might consider Communists supporting the Democrats to be a form of sodomy.
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    Computertraining.com

    Yeah, the test was fucking asinine. It's just checking for basic knowledge though. Anyone who doesn't know shit as easy as that might as well forget about networking.
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    Computertraining.com

    http://www.computertraining.com Basically, I'm giving this certification program a look and I wanted to see if anyone had heard anything good or bad about it. I already had a meeting with the class instructor and a representative to go over preliminary shit, but I'm also well aware that they'll say great things about the program no matter what. I had a chance to talk to some students as well inside the class and they all had nothing but great things to say about the program and the instructor. The tuition seems pretty damn expensive ($20,800, able to be spread out in loan payments over 15 years), all things considered, so if anyone's had any experience with this particular program, let me know how it was before I go throwing around that sort of money.
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    Communist Party to Support Dems in 04

    He also seems to be ignoring the fact that you're still fucking a woman. Both genders have rectums.
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    Chave

    *starts Fey Goth Bitch chant*
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    Computertraining.com

    It's actually a 6 month course that TRAINS you to become certified in: MCP MCSE Cat 5 Cabling MCSA Cisco CCNA Cisco CCDA So no, it's not $20K just to take the tests.
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    Chave

    Damn, he nailed you. An effeminite joke. I didn't realize how funny those could be. I mean, really, that was good. Very good, I approve. So where's the tampon jokes? Or PMS jokes? See, the material you have is obviously A-Grade. If you incorporate everything else, it will be a masterpiece. "A woman among men." Heh. Very funny. You stupid whore.
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    TSM Poster Tournament II: Semi-Finals

    Well, I hope my words at least hurt a little. "I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos."
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    TSM Poster Tournament II: Semi-Finals

    I never gave a fuck. Does it end now?
  16. You can, but will it get you anywhere? No. Accept your online sodomy and move on with you life.
  17. Especially if you've read Lullaby recently.
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    One and Only Slam Your Face

    ty0mgb4nplz7yy
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    Chave

    Chave doesn't suck.
  20. He's about as good as Katie Vick.
  21. See, I thought *I* took his virginitiy. Damn.
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    Query

    Family Guy!
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    One and Only Slam Your Face

    7y65rtf4jk I had to try this three times. First time I paged up and the second time I banged my head with such precision that it tabbed up to the address bar and typed y7somethingsomething. You think it'd be hard to screw something that easy up, but you'd be wrong.
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    Has Everyone Here Grown a Vagina?

    You could always use EZBoard if you want it to truly suck.
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