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A bottle of rum. 3 dead men. Yo ho ho.

Thunder. Thunder. Thundercats. Ho.

Herbert. West. Reanimator.

Go ninja. Go ninja. Go.

Baby. Fork. Electrical outlet.

You're such a rebel.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

If you've ever played Xenosaga, you'd know it's more like a movie than a game in any sense. A friend of mine calls it the "move 5 steps and it's FMV time" game. I sold the movie because I couldn't get into it, so I can't tell you if it gets to the point where you'd cry over it.

Liver. Fava beans. Cianti.

Super Mario Bros. 3 once blind-sided me and then kicked me square in the testicles. I cried for half an hour.

Lighter. Roommate's girlfriend. Lots of hairspray.

The red is because he's a Commie.

If I ever get off my lazy ass to do it, I'm changing to an Firey Agent Smith avatar.

Snopes.com

Speaking of "maggots" and "brain" ... Do I really need more warnings? http://www.snopes.com/photos/maggots.asp

http://www.snopes.com/photos/decapitate.asp Have even MORE fun, children. WARNING: Link contains wrought iron fence decapitation.

Are you SURE you want your kids around him? *implies pedophilia* Just so we all can be clear on the joke there. Some have trouble.

Disgaea: Hour of Darkness I love the concept, but putting it in use is the problem ... everything is so over the top as far as levels and powers go that it almost feels pointless to do anything. And the graphics are incredibly disappointing ... it honestly looks like something that could have been done on N64 or PSx. The Prinnies fucking own it though. I MUST admit that.

Excuse me?

*MARKS TEH FUCK OUT~!* PROPER USE OF THE FISH~! A CHAVE FIRST!

Fook, God bless you for actually using Snopes.

Fuck Becker. Pass it on.

I fourth Shining Force and second Shining Force II. I also toss in River City Ransom and Super Mario Brothers 3.

We're not a wasteland ... more like a savannah.