I'd mark out hard if it was a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA ANGST ATTACK~!
Freaking in a half shell
EMO POWER~!
They're the world's most irksome whining teens!
They're emos and they're moody! Hear them scream!
No, not Dutch! All of us!
Why pay attention to all these other whores when you can pay attention to MEEEEEEEE~!
Indulge yourselves! Get some attention of your own! Everyone together now!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
FUCK THEM! FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT, RAWMVP~!
Because you see ... the power of love is a curious thing. It can make one man weak ... it may make another man sing. It can change your heart to a little white dove. It's more than a feeling. THAT's the power of love.
It doesn't take money. It doesn't take fame. You don't need any credit cards to ride this train.
It's strong.
It's sudden.
It can even be ... cruel ... sometimes.
BUT
It might just save your life.
Do not listen to the non-believers!
CAN'T EXPLAIN ALL THE FEELINGS THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEEEEEEEEEEL
MY HEART'S IN OVERDRIVE AND YOU'RE BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEEEEEEEEEEEL
TOUCHING YOOOOUUUUUUUU
TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEEE
I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOOOOOOOOOOVE~!
Ah, the ever forgiving internet. Good thing the WWE never let that good for nothing alcoholic Eddy Guerrero come back. He was never gonna clean up his act anyway.