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Word of advice: Don't do the Pee Wee dance on ice. I really didn't need another crack in my head.

I want my invisible Eskimo back. Oh yeah, Happy B-Day.

*cries*

I got the mustard and the ruffies!

'cause he bitch slapped my grandma. Ah, I can't lie, I loved him even more for that

Pissy come, Pissy go.

Wasn't he in the bar room brawl?

You should like that movie, afterall, I had to pay you triple to allow me to film the surgeries on you that you mentioned.

I'd say we just have a proffesional relationship. He always pays for it. And I get 90% of it. 90% of the money or the "it"? I'm not picky.

Ok, Sis... Next up on The Piss Network: Sister Sister, starring Zack Malibu and Mr. Piss featuring Dames as "Ray", CWM as "Lisa" and Bob Barron as "Roger". *wants to see other Piss-enhanced shows* Then join my website PissWorld at a low monthly cost of $19.95 a month.

I'd say we just have a proffesional relationship. He always pays for it. And I get 90% of it.

Ok, Sis...

Same Piss time, same Piss channel?

Ditto.

A monkey that granted wishes at the cost of a finger each wish or a perfectly aged filet minion sat on by Ron Jeremy?

No, whatever flavor green is.

A limo filled with Jello or having a pyromaniac pool boy who only moves around on a pogo stick?

Dames at a hotdog eating contest, or a picture of the band, Poison?

A G.I. Joe dipped in peanut butter or an obese one-legged pole vaulter?

How about Cheech Marin in a pink tutu or a large rusty bucket of Chicken Noodle soup?

Quick question: Which is better, Zack or a plate of scambled eggs?

I thought you knew that I am actually chave.

"It's murder on the dancefloor, But you better not kill the groove Dj, gonna burn this goddamn house right down."

Poop.

MOM!!!