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It's because of your sexual encounter with RoyalBlue, isn't it? Don't be embarrassed, big man. We're all friends here. I find it deeply insulting that ABOBO would be the one traumatised by our tryst... You cheated on ME? I thought we had something special...

Hope everything goes well for you. Beware of SUV's...

Whenever my third leg is dying, RoyalBlue makes me take a little blue pill...

Ah, you're just angry because I made you change the radio station. I don't know how you can listen to all that yodelling...

I don't...

*Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name... I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once. I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday. *returns dead squirrel wearing a stetson back to the store* What store sells that? Oddly enough, it was Old Navy.

I fucking resent that. You know you like it when I talk like that... I fucking resent that too. I'm sorry. Do you want me to get the bar of soap? Guess what "darling", I fucking resent that too. Is this because of the chaps? It is isn't it? You know they give me a rash. I'll give you a rash if you're not careful... Promise?

*Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name... I dunno, I dated a deranged hermit once. I dumped her after she got me a dead squirrel wearing a stetson for my birthday. *returns dead squirrel wearing a stetson back to the store*

I fucking resent that. You know you like it when I talk like that... I fucking resent that too. I'm sorry. Do you want me to get the bar of soap? Guess what "darling", I fucking resent that too. Is this because of the chaps? It is isn't it? You know they give me a rash.

*Looks at the bottom of the page* Well, Stardust is here, and NewYorkFox sounds like a chicks name. Don't give up hope yet... You forgot Deranged Hermit. That HAS to be a chick name...

I fucking resent that. You know you like it when I talk like that... I fucking resent that too. I'm sorry. Do you want me to get the bar of soap?

I fucking resent that. You know you like it when I talk like that...

Picky, picky. Hey, look at me, I had to lower my standards. We all can't get the Stardusts' of the world.

There's always Isaac...

The TSM love boat. I have to wear a sailor suit all the time.

...behaving? Behaving! It's the hip new word that ALL the kids are using... Oh, you mean like when you called me your "Goo Daddy?"

...behaving?

Sorry, Honey-Booty, I didn't mean to.

Yes, Dear.

Don't worry, that's only natural...

Duh, don't make RoyalBlue draw a diagram for you...

You mean, besides having the same name? And hairstyle. I miss the assdreads. You could always get a wig... Nah, he likes wearing the Viking helmet too much. It wouldn't fit right with a wig.

You mean, besides having the same name? And hairstyle. I miss the assdreads.

You mean, besides having the same name?

JSYKDP.