CanadianChris

Well, THAT was a little better than Duggan's pop.

Nacho Libre looks kinda good.

You can't jinx it on purpose. That negates the jinx.

Geez, make Duggan put on a T-shirt or something.

HHH has no alternative but to kiss Vince's ass. Thank God we have an alternative to watching that shit.

You'd think, after 12 years, that Big Show would know better than to put his head down. Oh, fuck.

Vince IS from North Carolina.

The chant is definitely "Ref, you suck!" I've heard it in this arena before.

Oh my God, it's a PENALTY SHOT!! Pronger scores! 2-0 Oilers.

Welcome to five years ago!

That did it for me. Mashed potatoes and corn, of course. Throw in chicken, still OK. Gravy...well, gravy goes with mashed potatoes, so I can still see it. The cheese on top of the gravy, though...they may as well throw in a complimentary EKG at that point.

I saw ads for those on USA during my last trip to the States. I immediately dubbed it a "Coronary To Go."

Why would they bring it out for a Monday night game? I'd rather hear "The Chance May Never Come Again," personally. I have the Hurricanes in 6, although I'm obviously hoping otherwise.

Solid 4-set win for Nadal over Hewitt. Lleyton was playing at a high level from the second set on, but Nadal was just better. He has an amazing ability to appear as if he's controlling a point even if he's on defence.

Pretty slim pickings this month. I can't believe the Piñata on a Pole match made it.

If Maier makes it to the majors, I can't wait to see his first game in Camden Yards.

Unsurprisingly, the accused's lawyers are claiming entrapment under the Charter.

Jeter got hit in the hand by a pitch. No word on possible injuries.

5-run fifth for the Rays and it's suddenly 6-4. I'm resigning myself to the fact that the Jays are never getting a sweep this year.

They screwed up when they signed him for that much money in the first place. There's probably something to him liking National League pitching better.

Miami is going to have real trouble against a team that can score AND defend, something they haven't yet faced in these playoffs. The Bulls came closest to being such a team, and they were the team the Heat had the most trouble with. Beating Detroit wasn't much of an accomplishment in these playoffs. Mavs in 6.

Does Dirk having a horrible game mean he's going to go off for 50 more on Monday night?

For the ninth time this season, the Jays have a chance to sweep their first series. If they can't do it this time -- with their #2 starter going against Tampa Bay and a guy who hasn't won yet this season -- I don't know if they'll ever get a sweep.

The Yankees need to stop worrying about going after starters at the trade deadline, and start thinking about relievers. Proctor blew another two-run lead in the bottom of the 8th.

Yeah, he was well under 50 IP going into the season.