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I'm pretty sure Flair's win over Savage in September 1992 was clean.

King makes a good point. A better stat to look at would be scoring chances against. I can't believe Edmonton isn't near the top in that category.

Fuck, the Orioles are useless. Pardon me, I'm a little bitter right now.

Fuck, the Tigers are useless.

That's a pretty un-Yankee-like lineup they've got out there: Damon Cabrera Jeter Giambi Williams Cano Phillips Cairo Stinnett

I thought about this for a bit, but I realized the problems with WWE right now are at such a deep and fundamental level that all the cosmetic changes in the world won't help.

As I recall, it was a work. Marty was selling the Barber Shop injury.

You must hate playing Risk then.

I remember Vince saying "golden shower" at least once. Unfortunately.

Farnsworth borrowed Chris Reitsma's gas can, it looks like. That's a good result...every game counts in the AL East race, both your own and the other teams'.

Farnsworth may need a bodyguard when he gets back to New York after this, no matter how it turns out.

Brind'Amour doesn't touch the Prince of Wales Trophy, either, so we can't decide the Finals based on that.

Carolina vs. Edmonton should be a good series.

This is so funny. I'm actually following the spelling bee just because there's a Canadian in it.

I hate the penalty for shooting the puck over the glass. It's decided way too many games this year.

5-0 Yankees already. I think the Tigers will be able to hang around for awhile yet, just because of all the games they get against the Twins and Royals, but they're not going anywhere in October.

I think the standard player contract measures salary by the year.

He had better be pretty sick if he can't play in the biggest game of his life and near the biggest in team history. Staph infection. That'd be serious enough for me.

I think Dallas beats the Heat no matter how much rest they get. The Heat are going to be vastly overrated heading into the Finals (assuming they make it, of course). They struggled with the Bulls, they beat an equally overrated Nets team, and they will have beaten the Pistons, who are clearly not the team they were in the past two years. Meanwhile, Dallas, should they make it, will have pulled off the only sweep of the playoffs, beat the defending champs, and beat a very tricky Suns team.

His streak is at 25 innings right now. He gave up two runs in the last inning of his previous start. Still not even halfway to Hershiser.

Hey, it's the third-game curse! NO SWEEP FOR YOU!! I don't think they Jays are going to get enough runs off the rookie to make up for the beating the Sox are laying on Ted Lilly right now. Especially not if they keep up their double-play-an-inning pace.

Probably hearts.

EDIT: Never mind, got a hold of last year's vote counts.

Agreed on Varitek. But why Martinez and not Joe Mauer, Al?

Don't AL voters know ANY non-Yankees/Red Sox besides Vlad? Cano and Damon absolutely don't belong in the starting lineup, at the very least.