CanadianChris

Lita looks drunk.

WWE catches a break with a crappy MNF game next week.

Is it me or does Molly look a little different in that graphic?

Talking heads show on ESPN. Kind of like the Sports Reporters, but with some weird game show elements mixed in.

Plummer 7 yard TD on a QB keeper...21-0 Broncos. Still a minute left in the first quarter.

Shhh...don't bring up logic. You'll just go crazy.

That's got to be the worst finisher since the Heart Punch.

Actually, Andre did. DiBiase gave it to Andre and he kept it for a few days before Tunney stripped him. Yokozuna's lasted 5 minutes. Andre surrendered the belt on the spot. He wasn't stripped of anything; Tunney just cleared up what happened on Superstars the following week.

Plummer to Lelie, 44 yard TD...14-0 Broncos.

What? Maybe Cowboy Bob's wife IS a legend.

Actually, Andre did.

What happened? I was watching the Raiders lose yardage on 3rd and 18.

Do we HAVE to go back to JR and King?

See, I have this theory that we're starting to see the real Jake...the one who was at ASU, and the one who led the Cardinals to (gasp!) a playoff win.

7-0 Broncos...Plummer to Sharpe for the TD.

RVD jerks the curtain...wotta shock.

Heel announcers...the patron saints of smarks everywhere.

Heeeeeeatlesssssssss...heeeeeeatlesssssssss...

Coach's music SUCKS.

PLEASE get Lilian some cue cards.

alligator

Geez, get the guy a porno. Then again, don't. Sounds like he might explode.

dish

For some reason, this made me bust a gut.