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Picnic Basket Free for All 4. Corn on the Cob 2. Baked Beans Bread Bracket 1. Cheddar Biscuits 2. Garlic Bread Taters! 1. Fuckin' Baked Potato 2. French Fries Greens and Grains 4. Couscous (I guess, I don't much like either one) 2. White Rice

70% cheese and 30% shit means you're still getting a mouthful of shit.

The best burger in town can be found at the Burger Bar in Mandalay Bay. Penn & Teller are great, I've seen them twice. The Sunday breakfast buffet at Paris is awesome, but get there before 10 to avoid paying the more expensive price. Play some poker at Mirage or Bellagio. And avoid any blackjack tables where they pay 6-5 for a blackjack. I was wondering when the semi-annual Vegas thread was going to show up.

Next week should be fun. We find out how the goat got into Ted's bathroom on his 30th birthday.

Did they really need a day devoted to the most useless trophy in all of sports?

Not to mention the actual headache of severe whiplash. It's been nearly two years, and I still don't get your desire to be violently rear-ended on the expressway.

That's some Masters hangover Trevor Immelman is working on. He just made the turn in 41 in the first round of the Nelson. That's DFL so far.

Good call. Forgot about the Southern Justice label. I had no idea that they used it when they were in WCW. Come to think of it, I may have my facts mixed up with this. I think Southern Justice were in WWE, not WCW. But anyway, the name still stands. Right, they were Jeff Jarrett's hired muscle during JJ's second WWF stint. They weren't around long, were they? I remember them interfering during a Nation-DX match a few weeks before Summerslam; That was the first I'd seen them, and the only other time I remember them, and this is pretty vaguely (if it's even correct), was at Breakdown or Judgement Day. It was at Breakdown. Canterbury aggravated his neck/back injury shortly after this, had surgery and eventually retired.

Boy, am I glad I'm not in the West Division. Someone there is going to probably going to have the third-best record in the league and still miss the playoffs. The rest of us SUUUUUUUCK.

No, the Braves at least won a championship. And they got to the World Series a bunch of times. The Sharks aren't even on that level yet. Maybe the late-80s Cleveland Cavaliers.

No, they've got a point. Losing weight is pretty much based on your nutrition -- if you take in as many calories as you burn off, you won't lose weight, even if you're running (or whatever) twice a day every day. At the same time, you can be big and still be in good (or even great) cardiovascular shape. But you will get faster as you lose more weight, because your legs won't have as much of a load to carry.

Pacman Jones is officially a Cowboy. Titans get a fourth rounder back.

He was a Yankee fan, though.

Canadiens in 5 Rangers in 7 Red Wings in 6 Sharks in 7

Good call. Forgot about the Southern Justice label. I had no idea that they used it when they were in WCW. Come to think of it, I may have my facts mixed up with this. I think Southern Justice were in WWE, not WCW. But anyway, the name still stands. Right, they were Jeff Jarrett's hired muscle during JJ's second WWF stint.

Two reasons: 1) He signed an agreement with the previous owner that he'd make a good faith effort to keep the team in Seattle, and it's since been proven that he had absolutely no intention of doing so. 2) He and David Stern are BFFs, which makes the whole ordeal look more than a little bit dodgy.

Funny how the same four seeds went through in each conference... EASTERN CONFERENCE (1) Montreal Canadiens vs. (6) Philadelphia Flyers - Montreal swept season series 4-0 Thursday, April 24 -- Philadelphia at Montreal, 7 p.m. Saturday, April 26 -- Philadelphia at Montreal, 7 p.m. Monday, April 28 -- Montreal at Philadelphia, 7 p.m. Wednesday, April 30 -- Montreal at Philadelphia, 7 p.m. *Saturday, May 3 -- Philadelphia at Montreal, 7 p.m. *Sunday, May 4 -- Montreal at Philadelphia, 7 p.m. *Tuesday, May 6 -- Philadelphia at Montreal, 7 p.m. (2) Pittsburgh Penguins vs. (5) New York Rangers - New York won season series 5-3 Friday, April 25 -- NY Rangers at Pittsburgh, 7 p.m. Sunday, April 27 -- NY Rangers at Pittsburgh, 2 p.m. Tuesday, April 29 -- Pittsburgh at NY Rangers, 7 p.m. Thursday, May 1 -- Pittsburgh at NY Rangers, 7 p.m. *Sunday, May 4 -- NY Rangers at Pittsburgh, 2 p.m. *Monday, May 5 -- Pittsburgh at NY Rangers, 7 p.m. *Wednesday, May 7 -- NY Rangers at Pittsburgh, TBD WESTERN CONFERENCE (1) Detroit Red Wings vs. (6) Colorado Avalanche - Detroit swept season series 4-0 Thursday, April 24 -- Colorado at Detroit, 7:30 p.m. Saturday, April 26 -- Colorado at Detroit, 3 p.m. Tuesday, April 29 -- Detroit at Colorado, 10 p.m. Thursday, May 1 -- Detroit at Colorado, 10 p.m. *Saturday, May 3 -- Colorado at Detroit, 1 p.m. *Monday, May 5 -- Detroit at Colorado, 10 p.m. *Wednesday, May 7 -- Colorado at Detroit, TBD (2) San Jose Sharks vs. (5) Dallas Stars - Season series split 4-4 Friday, April 25, 2008 10 p.m. Dallas at San Jose, 10 p.m. Sunday, April 27, 2008 9 p.m. Dallas at San Jose, 9 p.m. Tuesday, April 29, 2008 7:30 p.m. San Jose at Dallas, 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, April 30, 2008 9 p.m. San Jose at Dallas, 9 p.m. *Friday, May 2, 2008 10 p.m. Dallas at San Jose, 10 p.m. *Sunday, May 4, 2008 9 p.m. San Jose at Dallas, 9 p.m. *Tuesday May 6, 2008 10 p.m. Dallas at San Jose, 10 p.m.

I have one starting position player batting over .250 right now. I just had two pitchers combine on a one-hitter...and lose 1-0. But I'm still tied for the division lead. Damned if I can figure that one out.

Parker vs. Shaq in a collision is a lot like car vs. semi. Ouch.

Maybe, but it's hard to say, since Nash became MVP-calibre in part due to the Suns' system.

But Crosby and New York are still in the playoffs, and guaranteed to go to the next round. Wow, that's a fantastic observation!

Crosby's still alive, and so are the Rangers, so they might still pay it a little attention.

Well, that sucked.

If the Red Wings win, five players will tie him (Lidstrom, Holmstrom, Maltby, Draper and McCarty). From what I can tell, I think Mathieu Dandenault is the only other guy with a chance at a fourth.

Yes, but don't underestimate the power of a one-team town. Look how much the Wasatch Front loves its Jazz. This doesn't mean that this move isn't completely absurd, however. Is this the first relocation since the Montreal Expos? I'm still sore about that one. Yeah. The last one before that was, ironically enough, the Hornets.