Matt Young

This year (2006) I actually kept my new year's resolutions of cutting back on drinking, and most importantly, beginning and maintaining a workout regimen. I've gained 30+ pounds and counting. I've struggled to come up with resolutions for '07, but I think I'll go with the following: 1. Continue working out and gain 25-30 more pounds. I like to set the bar high. :-P 2. Practice playing guitar and singing at least 5 days per week, so that I can return to (and then exceed) my previous levels of talent and.... 3. Form a band. It's been years since I have played in a band. Me, Aaron (bass), and a drummer... We'll rock your fucking face off. 4. Go to school. This is something I've been wanting to do for years. Whether or not I get this chance depends on finances, which is what has stopped me thus far. 5. Finally, I need to improve my judgment in the relationship department. While I've gotten more girls this year than any previous year, I seem to always fall for girls who are manipulative, crazy, slutty, liars, cheaters, or a combination of those. I just want to find a good one. I guess that's it. There's a little over 3 hours til 2007 and my friends should be arriving any minute... wish me luck! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

This was by far the craziest year of my life. I'll explain later, because it's almost 9:00 and I'm about to get drunk with my friends and forget this year.

13-0 at the 2 minute warning. Damn, it seems like not too long ago when the Bears won 27-0 in game 1 at Lambeau Field. This has been such a fast season.

It's only 6:22 here. I get to watch the Packer game and then around the time that wraps up, some friends are coming over. I can celebrate, get drunk, and be on MySpace/TSM all at once. Huzzah.

Denver punts. They may well be fucked.

I don't get how Marvin can say "KC beating Indy is a given". Seriously man... Who are you kidding?

Antonio Gates gets his 9th TD and the Chargers lead.

My favorite character on Lost playing my favorite X-Man? Fucking BOOK IT.

Well, that's it. Vikings lose (no surprise) and the Packers are out.

TD Dallas... motherfuck. I actually WANT Detroit to win, for once, and they will blow it, in typical Lions fashion.

From WWE.com: SYLVESTER TERKAY Holiday plans: Whenever I am not beating people up, I will be enjoying the cuisine of Pittsburgh and the company of my family. Holiday traditions: I will be defending my Scrabble championship within the family once again this year.

Me too. Fuck that... I'll be rooting for the Chargers. They're the closest thing I have to a local team now, and LT is the shit.

LOL at "Hefty Lefty" and "The Pillsbury Throwboy".

Mother fuck. Tiki Barber with a 55 yard TD run.

Yes. I, like you, am seriously rooting against the Giants.

She could have been ugly. Or your buddy could have a really hairy and sweaty ass. Or both of those. See, that's pretty fucking offensive. All depends on the angle. If it's all the girl and she's hot, fuck getting offended. That's when you get the fucking camcorder. I only associate with high class tits and hairy ass... Wait, what? That sounds all sorts of wrong... The second part of the sentence anyway.

Best game ever. Although my Master Quest copy was stolen (and I never opened it) I actually decided recently to play OOT again for the same reason you did. I played for a few hours and got past the first 2 dungeons, and now I am in Lord Jabu Jabu's belly.

"For more on Haze and New Porn Order, visit www.summerhazeboobs.com. " That line/URL made it all worth it. Haha.

You guys listed all of mine already: Guitar Hero II, Okami, Oblivion, and New Super Mario Bros. I have not yet played Twilight Princess or Gears of War, unfortunately.

And there's my new gimmick.

I see that all the time... including an hour ago on Fox 11 during Married With Children.

Wait, what? I'm an ass for trying to make some money on eBay? That's funny when YOU HAVE AN EBAY ACCOUNT YOURSELF. But selling games is different because they are games. Right? PLEASE tell me the difference, I beg you. I told a customer MY opinion how the warranty sucks. And he tells me not to express my opinion. I didn't see a sign saying "Don't tell people what you think." Have you ever told someone in a store not to buy a game because it sucks? I am sure you have, which is exactly what I did. And if I can't sell it, oh well. I'll have a PS3 for myself. OH NO! I have a PS3! You spent $600 in an attempt to make $20? Clearly you're not the brains of TheSmartMarks.com. But he is the sexy.

I've been told my voice is pretty sexy.

I just called my friend Aaron, and after 20 seconds or so, he's all, "Dude, can I call you back in a couple minutes? I'm in the middle of jacking off." So why did he answer his phone?! I already had to witness he and his girlfriend drunk and fucking in a hotel room. God damn.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but PS3s aren't exactly earning a profit on eBay.