Tiffani Malibu

Who is seeking glory? You're the one making this into a personal attack on my companion. Jealousy. Frustration. Akwardness. All feelings, all part of the human psyche. All are embodied by you currently. You need a massage. -Tiff

Banky is the Fred Durst to Choken's Britney Spears. Too hardcore for the pop princess. Yo, its just one of those days Its about all the he-said she-said bullshit He seems rather scornful. According to Cosmo, masturbation helps. Though I've heard rumors of Choken's sexual prowess. I hope they were just that. Rumors. -Tiff

I assume you refer to my father, because that is the only man I am a "product" of. I wished I had encountered more of a welcome attitude from you, but your disdain for Banky has seemingly poured over onto me. Sadly, that's about the only thing you'll have to worry about pouring onto me. You'd be the guy that would ask me out for a drink, yet I'd refuse. I'd then show up at the same place with another "friend", much better in all around quality than yourself. And I'd love every minute of your pitiful puppy love weeping. That's all this is. You cannot accept the love you have for Banky and his contribution, so instead you cry. So cry. =Tiff

Banky brings moi into the fold, yet you wish to have him removed. I read my Cosmo this month, Choken, and you're turning green. No, not into the Hulk, but into a monster of equal proportions. You are jealous. Not sure about any other females here, but jealous guys are a turnoff. -Tiff

I for one, would not like to see that. This must be what the boy's locker room was like in high school. It always made me wonder that men could be some fearful and homophobic, yet when trying to act "tough", mention an action that has equivalent undertones to the things they shy from. Don't hide it boys, let it all out. Girls have girl talk. You can have girl talk too. -Tiff

Thank you for the kind words. I'm sure if you could only see me in person, roses and chocolates would simply fall from your hands at my feet. As it were, this is the internet, and I don't take kind to rampant pursuit via electronic devices. Simple admiration however, is acceptable.

You need not talk about cool here. For Tiffani Malibu is of the hotness. Hotter than July afternoons in Florida. Hotter than Rolexes sold by street vendors. For cool need not apply here, you cannot fan my flame. -Tiff

What Banky needs is a good woman in his corner. All the notable men in wrestling history have had women alongside them. A Liz for every Savage. A Sunny for every Skip. A Daffney for every David Flair. Take note, Tiffani is here. And she loves being on top. Once you realize that, you'll get behind her. -Tiff