Narcoleptic Jumper

No force on earth (Nadal included, but aside from some freak accident) will stop Federer from winning all the Grand Slams this year and probably next. I eagerly anticipate watching the French Open. Oh, wait, I WON'T BECAUSE IT WILL ONLY BE ON THE TENNIS CHANNEL WHICH I DON'T GET. Fuck.

That was a fantastic match, much closer than the score would indicate. Gonzo threw everything at Fed and Fed ate it up and spit it back out at him. He is superhuman.

silly me, I stayed up all night thinking Djokovic would make some miracle happen and beat Federer. I was wrong.

^^^ agreed.

Safin is about to play Roddick. should be interesting.

Is that Ben Affleck next to Nash in the yellow shirt?

Since no one else did, I just wanted to point out how funny this post was.

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boy, do I ever hate it when people say this shit. Kubrick came up with the ending of A.I. It wasn't "tacked on". the movie is a fucking retelling of Pinocchio. You wanna end Pinocchio with Pinocchio and his pops still stuck in the belly of the whale? it would make no fucking sense whatsoever. Minority Report I sorta agree with. but I still love that movie. and A.I. is brilliant.

yeah well, I don't have enough knowledge of the game's ins and outs to write any kind of formal response to what you said, so I'll just say that Nash is God and leave it at that.

have you ever even watched the guy play? I ask this with all seriousness.

The entire skyworm battle in Shadow of the Colossus, I think it was like #13 or something, the one where you have to ride your horse along side its fin as it drags through the sand kicking up this enormous amount of dust so you can barely see, and you're standing on top of your horse galloping at full speed with this huge bombastic epic score in the background, then you have to jump and you are dangling there by one arm and have to wrench yourself up. it was literally the most exciting gaming experience I've ever had. another moment late in that game, was right before I was going to fight the final colossus, I was riding Agro to where I thought the boss was, and stopped along the way to climb a tree and get some fruit. when I came down from the tree, Agro was gone. I found him drinking from a nearby pool of water. I went up and petted him. Then got on him and rode to the Boss, absolutely having no idea what to expect of the final Colossus. what a brilliant game.

Worst Way To End A Series EVER!!! You say that like they actually got a chance to end it. It was axed, it didn't have an ending.

While it sounds eerily similar to Carnivàle, I still look forward to this.

If it weren't cancelled and had been allowed its full six season story arc that it was intended to have, it would have transcended television and become the greatest piece of fantasy cinema/television/literature/whatever to ever be created. that's just my opinion, though.

Carnivàle >>> any other drama ever to be on television. Six Feet Under and Deadwood are close.

What a satisfying win for Phoenix that was tonight, being without Nash and all. Stoudemire is looking amazing.

It's a little disturbing how much I want to see that video.

Brawlers might be the best fucking thing I've ever heard

Goddammit, why in fuck didn't Raja Bell make that last free throw?

ohhhh that was fun. Blake was so close.

i'd advise you, Leena, to not take up betting on tennis as a hobby.

apparently you'll be able to watch Hewitt/Gasquet on www.usopen.org. "First ever US Open webcast". convenient timing.

where are you seeing this? The US Open site mentions nothing of it, just says that they're showing tennis tonight from 7 to 11. If they don't show Lleyton Hewitt vs. Gasquet that would be a FUCKING CRIME. edit: Christ, not to mention Serena Williams vs. Mauresmo.

WTF? Why does that change now that no one watches Raw? Hard to believe more people want to see RAW than the US Open.