cmclennan

Thugg... do you REALLY want to know who THE MAN is? Because I can tell you...

Way to make me look good, Bloody. *Marked for the wall-scale Moonsault!*

Who, as Raven, feuded with TOMMY DREAMER for well over a year in ECW

Woops.

I watch wrestling for two things: Great wrestling, and great interviews. But, since interviews are rarely of any quality, it's only the wrestling that I like.

My favourite moments... Shawn Michaels winning the 1995 Royal Rumble, but not 1996, as it was obvious to me who would win... And also when he won the WWE title at WM XII. Also, my two BIGGEST Mark-out moments were the first and second time, in that order, that ECW invaded the WWF!

Promotion of the mid-year -TNA Match of the mid-year -Benoit/Angle, RR 03 Tag team of the mid-year -Eddie Guererro and Tajiri Wrestler of the mid-year -AJ Styles Champion of the mid-year -Kurt Angle, WWE Tag Champions of the mid-year -Team Angle, WWE Show of the mid-year -Wrestlemania X8, WWE Worst wrestler of the mid-year -Albert, WWE Nastiest spot of the mid-year -Brock Lesnar jams neck at WM X8, WWE Move of the mid-year -AJ Styles' Styles Clash '03 Feud of the mid-year -Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle, WWE Jr. Heavyweight of the mid-year -Rey Mysterio Jr.

Oh, and taking the quiz as The Pyroboy, I got Lyger~! w00T! Fitting, since I wear a silly costume like his.

Does anybody know the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? If so, come into chat, and TELL ME TELL ME OMG IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW OMGLOL200^!!

http://quizilla.com/users/KawaiiKai-kun/qu...Enjoy%20Most%3F TAKE IT!!1111

Okay, I wrote this, but since it's in the public eye now, I guess it's up for criticism. Thank you for your... errr... "advice", Coffin Surfer... I'll take that into consideration while editing it. But not tonight. Tomorrow would be best.

You are CIMA. As a top student of the great Ultimo Dragon, and leader of the revolutionary stable Crazy MAX, you know how great you are. Your innovative maneuvers are top-notch. Ummm... neat?

Position (P, C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, LF, CF, RF, Put Me Anywhere): 3B First Name: Craig Last Name: McLennan Nickname: Pyro Number (two people from here can be the same #): 7 Origin (USA, Dominican Republic, etc.):Canada Birthday (m/dd, no year necessary): 10/16/1997 Height: 6'1" Weight (I don't care if this or height are actual): 191 Bats: R Throws: R Role as a Pitcher, if you selected to be a pitcher: Loyalty You can choose from either: Minimal Needs Winner You can choose from either: Yes Leader ability You can choose from either: Some Ability Clutch Performance: GREAT Consistency: Good

*has heard of Bourbon street, but very little* *Has never heard of Hastings Street* *Is Canadian* Can you smell the poor education at work?

I've always known that wrestling wasn't "real", but then, I've always known that if you mess up, it can be just as painful as if it wasn't. A lot of my friends are stupid, and one of them actually thinks that when a wrestler blows a spot, that he did it on purpose, "to add authenticity" to the match.

They should do an angle about the "Bret-Screwing", and they should have Mabel come out and reveal himself as TEH HIGHER POWER~! ANd in fact, MABEL SCREWED BRET! OMGWTF SWERVE!~!1`

Heh, that may be the most wrong statement I've ever seen posted on a forum. Although Dynamite was an okay wrestler, DiBiase was horrible. I wouldn't watch a DiBiase match if I was paid $20.

It would have to be Survivor Series 1999. Not only was that the worst WWF pay-per-view ever, I'm pretty sure it was the worst public event ever. Mostly because of the Bossman/Show non-match.

Owen Hart vs. 1-2-3 Kid at King of the Ring 1994. That was a great match.

K-Kwik. Because he's entertaining in the ring. I don't much care for idiotic rapper gimmicks that undermine the actual wrestling, which is what I tune in or pay to see.

The Guerreros, of course. There may have been some greats in the Hart family, namely Bret and Owen, but all of the wrestling Guerreros have achieved fame.

HOLY FUCK! Wow, how the Hell are you going to write all of this!? Good luck!

*marks for Kib's promo.* Excellent promo, if I do say so myself. And I do. Watch: "Excellent Promo". See, I told you so.

Craig McLennan sits on a badly broken bed, inside what is most likely the very same house we saw him in last week. He playing with a pack of matches absent-mindedly as he looks into the camera. "Bloodshed... That's what they're calling you these days." He says, with a mocking smile. "We had another name for you, back in the day... Do you know what it was?" He asks, still smiling. "Loser. Because that's what you were, my friend. Nothing but a loser. Sure, the fans cheered you. But for what? Because you bled. Because you always got your ass handed to you, until you were nothing but a bloody heap of unwashed flesh. And now that you've come to the SJL, I can see that nothing has changed. Predictable. Like everything you do." "Of course, the opposite is true for me. Much like the fire that you so ignorantly point out that I "Play" with, I cannot be tamed easily. I am the very essence of Unpredictability. I am he who cannot be anticipated, and I am both your enemy, and your hero. You see, I will not merely defeat you in a trivial way inside the ring." "I will destroy your body," he says, striking a match, and placing it in an ashtray. "Your mind," said as he strikes another match, adding it to the ashtray. "And your dignity," he adds, striking a third match, and adding it to the flaming troika of matches. "Leaving only your soul, your essence. I will set your spirit free from the flesh that taints and imprisons it." He gets off the bed, and picks up the ashtray containing the three still-burning matches. He puts his hand over the flame. "You see, the flame does not burn me, for I control it. Much like I control you. Every move you make, every word you speak... merely distorted manifestations of my will. I own your soul, and once you are no more, I shall have possesion of it." With that, he throws the ashtray against the wall, lighting a curtain on fire. He laughs maniacally, as the camera fades to black.

Position (P, C, 1B, 2B, 3B, SS, LF, CF, RF, Put Me Anywhere): SS. First Name: Craig Last Name: McLennan Nickname: "Generic Nickname" Number (two people from here can be the same #): 16 Origin (USA, Dominican Republic, etc.):Canada Birthday (m/dd, no year necessary):10/16 Height: 5'8" Weight (I don't care if this or height are actual): 140 lbs. Bats: Right Throws: Right Role as a Pitcher, if you selected to be a pitcher: Loyalty Normal Needs Winner Sometimes Leader ability None Clutch Performance: GREAT Consistency: Average