cmclennan

Oh, I remember this. Of course, you all remember me, because I was SIGNIFICANT and CHARISMATIC.

Okay, okay, but I REALLY wanted to use something like "You're a big fat poopy-head," But I suppose not.

Yes, as I have no life, and am forced to debate meaningless issues with mentally challenged people such as yourself. Also, I really like to argue. Edit: NOOOOOooOOO~! My poem is not in prefect iambic pentameter! I am shamed~!

I'll bet you find yourself hilarious. You know, you talking like this is probably the reason people laugh at you. It has nothing to do with your dry, oh-so-cutting wit. And now that I've been insulted so horribly, the only way I can get back at you would be to write a biting poem about you... But what to write about? Your romantic ineptitude? Your inability to get any point across whatsoever, without resorting to various "witticisms" designed to make yourself feel better about your obvious social inability. That said, I have decided to compose a poem about you. "Dear, dear rawmvp, I wonder if you'll ever be with a girl, or at the least, with some sort of dog-like beast? You claim to be advanced in language, But these claims fill my mind with anguish, For if you are smart as you say, What does that make Ernest Hemingway? For surely he is your opposite, What with the brilliant wit, And he also had a skill which you seem to lack, That being the ability to lay off the crack." There we are.

Heh. Yes, I am affronting you as you so eloquently, yet so unnecessarily phrase it. Please, you're an embarassment to English-speaking peoples 'round the world. You have to follow the trends of the time, linguistically speaking. And Simplification is "in."

No, no, we laugh because you are a silly, silly little man. With no romantic future in sight. Please, please don't inject your genetic material into the ovaries of this frigid Russian girl, or we will have more silly people butchering the English language than there already are.

*No sells the low blow, and whacks Janus with a hockey stick. While he's incapacitated, McLennan brutally murders him with the stick.* Craig: And take THAT, Mom! take THAT dad! Make me clean up my room, will you? DIE! Da "Stealing gimmicks because he has issues" M.

You forgot no-showing, Taamo. But thank ye kindly.

Crowe, I swear, I smelt cigarette smoke when I saw that picture.

Could I have on of those poor semi-literate Mexicans? For reaearch purposes?

Is this open to SJLers as well?.... Ex-SJLers, in my case.

Don't make me touch you inappropriately with a branch of poison oak.

I amz teh retracting my opening promo request. Many things have come up. Including my laziness, and the fact that I must work mmy ass off for a very long time to pay back my grandmother. Hooray for Not having money of my own to put towards my acting class's New York Trip, Graduation, etc. And then there's the college thing. Actually, I am leaving the SWF. For precisely these reasons. Bah @ Life. P.S.: I shall continue to "Be around", and will still do some stuff. Don't think you'll never see me again. BWAHAHAHAHA~!... Carry on, then.

I'd like to throw my hat into a duck. That would be cool.

I wish to obtain teh Opening Promo. 'Tis time for a FACE TURN~!

Sounds hot. But I still don't know how old you are. I don't fuck boys I don't know. Often.

Rundown. You have succeeded in making me more sad than ever I have been in my life. Why have you done this? And how old are you? You seem no older than 11. Maybe an immature 12. Please verify this.

You just ruined the magic of Disney for me forever. Asshole.

Kane isn't slow, for a hoss. But his wrestling style bores me. You see, hosses, with a few exceptions, can suck on a variety of levels. Kane sucks because he does boring moves, and is the only wrestler in my 9 years of watching wrestling that has been so ugly, I don't like to watch his matches. I mean physically ugly. His appearance makes me want to retch, along with his style. Anyway, as I said, there are a few exceptions to this rule. Brock Lesnar is one, because he has skill. ANd can carry The Big Show to watchable matches. And Undertaker. And there are many decent hosses in Japan, along with the ones that are just downright good.

Thank God. Neither Kane nor Shane (Hey, a rhyme! Coincidence?... I THINK NOT!) have any place in an athletic contest. SHane, because he can't actually wrestle, and Kane, because he has an incredibly boring style, AND he's not entertaining in the least. I can stand Shane, as long as he's jumping off something. Otherwise, he sucks my left nut. Which is not an entirely comfortable thought, so I'll stop there.

CURTAIN JERKER Craig McLennan vs Daemon The jokes on everyone who predicted Daemon to win, she's not writing. Bahahahaha. And such... Abd since I try not to miss out on too many opportunities, I will write a match... And win via default! TELEVISION TITLE MATCH Brian Bowers vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© I don't really know. Maddix, because RC Cola SUXXS!!!!11 EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH BATTLE ROYALE Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs Jay Morrison vs Todd Royal vs Brian Kingsman Either Royal or Kingsmen. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE CONTENDERSHIP HIDE AND SEEK MATCH Aecas vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs "Insane Luchador" Andrew Rickmen ---Aecas

You wish it said that, Edwin. You dirty slut.

I am SO in, and Z, You are SO dead.

You asked for comments, I give them to you now. Okay, the promo was quite well done. I like the way you structured it around a sparring session. I've never seen that done before, which is either because I don't read enough promos, or because you're innovative.

Crow, that only happens in h-games. I know, because I've tried it.