cmclennan

*wins again!* Please tell me it wasn't a no-show, I need a feeling of superiority or inferiority!

Full Name: Craig McLennan Shortened Name: McLennan Gender: Male Birth Month: October Age: 22 Weight Class: Light heavyweight Card Position (Midcard, Upp. Mid. Main): Developmental Territory Wage ($1000-300,000): 35,000 Brawling: 60 Speed: 98 Technical: 70 Stiffness: 60 Selling: 80 Over: 60 Charisma: 75 Attitude: 90 Behavior: 90 High Spots? Yes Superstar Look? No Announcer? Yes American? No Diva? No Booker? No Fonz Factor? No Menacing? No Trainer? Yes Speaks? yes Heel/Face/Tweener? Heel Primary Finisher: The Explosion Other Finisher: Shooting Star Press Tag Team: Stable: Manager (please create stats for manager, if you have one, as well):

Way to promo! w00t!

Ever heard of Canada. They make beer up there, right? And maple syrup. Can't forget the syrup... And here I was, thinking our number one export was Hockey Players...

1. Indirectly (Sort of). 2. Too long as in what? Too long as in your computer is slow and won't load it? Or too long as in you don't feel like going through the whole thing?

Rando reminds me of Raven in ECW... btw, Rando, we need to feud like crazy. Explosions and blood always mix well.

I'm dangerously close to being a Danny Conklin mark. Keep promoing!

Thank you for your comments. EVeryone else, feel free to add yours... Or not. Sadly, I didn't think of this gimmick in time for my first match... which I wrote... so... I'll probably debut the gimmick in my next match, Then, at an appropriate time, I shall have an actual fire/explosive bump.

*wants to see you write a match* That was nice. Btw, anyone else notice how the cameras are getting destroyed a lot today?

Welcome. Mind the explosives littered on the floor, they're mine. Wouldn't want step on one of those, now...

*is now a Stryke Mark*

Neat, thanks!

YAY! Mine be cmclennan16~!

As the scene opens, a door can be seen. The camera moves closer to the door. Suddenly, a loud explosion is heard, and smoke starts to seep out of the cracks in the shabby-looking door. As the cameras quickly moves back, a shot of the entire house can be seen. It looks as though it has been burnt from top to bottom. Now Maniacal laughter can be heard in the background, coming from inside the house. The camera heads back towards to door, And as the door open, we see nothing but smoke and dust. After a while, the smoke clears, and the dust settles. In the middle of the room, surrounded by a circle of low flame, sits Craig McLennan, still laughing his ass off, with a lighter in one hand, and a belt attached to some firecrackers in the other. After a few seconds, McLennan is finally able to speak. "Hello, what are you doing? Have you come to play?" He directs this question more to the camera than the cameraman. "I've got so many lovely toys to play with... Won't you have one?" He asks, quickly lighting the firecracker belt, and throwing it at the camera, which moves away, quickly. McLennan gets up, and goes up to the camera, which has now been abandoned by the cameraman. McLennan Looks into the camera, and says "Now how in the name of the Fire do you turn one of these off?" He fiddles with the controls on it, causing the picture to become distorted in many different ways. "Damned Thing..." he exclaims, grabbing the camera, and bashing it against a wall, which gives way after a few wacks... McLennan smiles deviously, as he gets another idea... He puts the camera down as he wires something to a board carefully and methodically. He then puts it onto the ground, in the camera's line of sight. It is what appears to be some sort of explosive device. He picks up the nearly destroyed camera, and takes a few practice swings, coming closer to the explosives each time. Finally, McLennan lets go of the camera, which speeds toward the explosives. Then the screen goes blank.

*wishes King a happy birthday!* Errrr... wait, wrong occasion... Ah, here we go... Get well soon, King! Much better.

Thank you very muches!

So, I was there last night, but not anymore, as I do not know the address/server/thingy, and, being an IRC n00b, did not save it in wherever you save it in. Does anybody know how to get to it?

I use MSN, it's the only halfway decent Messenger thingy out there. my E-Mail is [email protected]. Add me, or perish. Of course, this I created th account back when I was a huge Rock mark... which was about 3 years ago.

I dislike Randy Orton immensely. Number one, he's incredibly bland, and the only thing he has in his favour is that his dad wrestled. Of course, Vince has a history of putting rather untalented people on Television just because of their parentage. And the other thing is that he's less wrestling ability in his entire body than Brock Lesnar does. Not that I'm that big a fan of Brock's... btw, did anybody else see that segment on RAW when Ric Flair, who is getting close to pension-time, went over the top flawlessly, whereas Orton, who is barely into his 20s, damn near pulled a muscle coming down? I found that hilarious.

I just wish they'd bring aboard Joey Styles. I miss that guy... He was great. And I'd DEFINITELY read anything Raven wrote.

How about B.C. Place, in British COlumbia, Canada?

NEW GUYS SINGLES MATCH Doug Sienkenwicz vs Craig McLennan Hopefully me. But I guess I can't really make a prediction, seeing as I'm part of the thing... TRIPLE THREAT Syndicate vs Shawn Tybalt vs Dominic Korgath Tybalt. FORTUNE REVERSAL TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH Leo Breslin and Tim Dillon vs Cassius Atkinson and Dan "The Phoenix" Caldwell Atkinson and Caldwell. I liked Atkinson's promo. EUROPEAN TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH LION'S DEN MATCH Scott Solomon vs "Canadian Thunder" Chris Trepanier Trepanier. Go Canada! w00t! SINGLES MATCH "The Sinner" John Duran vs English Dragon Dragon. FINISHER MATCH Manson vs Aecas Aecas. MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH CLASSIC WRESTLING EXHIBITION MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Spike.

Preliminary Question: I found out about the SWF while on the Prowrestling.com forums... Smarks Board Name: cmclennan Wrestlers Name: Craig McLennan Height: 5'11" Weight: 191 lbs. Hometown: Duncan, British Columbia, Canada. Age: 22 Face/Heel: Heel Stable: Ring Escort: Weapon(s): Quote: Looks: Wears a mostly Red flamey-type full-body spandex suit, with a yellow mask with mock flames extending from the top. Ring Entrance: Craig McLennan Comes out to the song "Feuer Frei" by Rammstein. He Reaches into his suit, and produces a Zippo© brand lighter. He walks to the ring and puts the lighter down in the corner, and hops up onto the apron, then to the top, and backflips into the ring. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 2 Speed: 8 Vitality: 4 Charisma: 6 Style: Fast, with some technical. Signature moves: Top rope hurricanrana Springboard dropkick Ringpost Legrop Standing Shooting Star Press Twisting Plancha Somersault Elbowdrop Shooting Star Dropkick Common moves: Flying Elbowdrop Tiger Suplex Top-rope Splash Standing dropkick Japanese Arm Drag Standing Senton Headscissors takeover Roundhouse kick Jumping Neck Snap Double foot stomp Standing Moonsault Top-rope Moonsault Cross body press German Suplex Rare moves: Powerslam Piledriver Superplex Finishers: The Explosion (Inverted Hurricanrana) Notes: Wrestles hunched down, much like Tajiri, or perhaps Low-ki.

AJ, duh... Is there really even a question? Of course, TNA could always shock us...